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Hawaii coach Greg McMackin got himself into trouble the other day for describing a chant that Notre Dame players did before last year's Hawaii Bowl as 'this little faggot dance.' What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a going on here? How could anyone think that anything Notre Dame football players do is gay? Oh. But that's just one example. It's not like...

Terrible peril. Want a little peril you say? No. It's too perilous. Let me explain. My second longest running internal debate is rather personal, but since Barking Carnival is such a community of nurturing individuals- communurturers, if you will- I feel okay discussing it here with all of you. I have long suffered from the intense personal dilemma of trying to decide who should be cast in the Thundercats movie. I know. It was only

The basketball is a key element in the game of...basketball My current favorite cliche in announcing is ____ the basketball. Please look for this in the NCAA Tournament, particularly in any game announced by Clark "The Big 10 defines all existence" Kellogg or Dick "I'm now a caricature of a caricaturized caricature caricaturizing caricature-itude" Vitale. Sadly, I'm guilty of this too. What do

h/t to Deadspin There was a brief time period between 1988-1993 when sweaters like these were perfectly appropriate attire, even outside of the holiday season. Malcolm Jamal Warner and the older Cosby daughter that was white used to wear them a lot. To this day, the only people that can remotely pull off this look are fatherly 54 year old black men eager to be confided in.

So can we all come to some agreement that it's not about the goddamn back? Hi! I rushed for 204 yards in a Super Bowl. And I'm talentless Seriously. This is important. It is my crusade. We're 10-1, we're having a great year, playing our asses off, we're happy with our coaches, and there's no better time to have this conversation. Can we

h/t to a poster on Orangebloods who first sniffed this out. Bill Byrne's Wednesday Weekly November 12, 2003 after losing to OU 77-0. Excerpt: We have the right leadership and staff in place to build a successful football program, and to create the same blueprint for success in building champions throughout our athletic department. We didn’t get to where we are today overnight, and it won’t be fully repaired overnight. But

Mike Stoops! What are you doing here? Brent!!! Ummm, nuffim. Nuffim, eh? Why are you sitting at my desk? Watching A&M film. Eating my Red Vines I love football! ??? !!! ...

Last week, I went 4-1-1 ATS. For the year, I'm currently 14-9-1 ATS. A record of consequence that demands your attention and respect. This week I will take that attention, respect, and your wagered money and treat it like Charmin Double Soft after a chili cookout. ENHANCE! As always, I must pick the lines only and I must pick all of the games. If you want picks made from

for guys clad in jorts. No more Zima. Chief Marketing Officer Andy England says the decision was due to weakness in the "malternative" segment and declining consumer interest. Malternative.

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