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Texas Hoops vs. Texas Tech: Post Mortem

Posted by Trips Right on January 28th, 2010 under Basketball

Perhaps it took back to back defensive pantsings for me to truly get it.
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Baylor Open Game Thread

Posted by The General on November 14th, 2009 under Football

Three Baptists walk into a bar. The bartender says “Now hold up, fellows. This is a very nasty saloon. There’s drinking going on, smoking, gambling, and probably some sex acts in the back booths.” The Baptists look around and say “Well, as long as there’s no dancing…” . . .
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Texas 64, UTEP 7

Posted by EyesOfTX on September 26th, 2009 under Football

At one point during my daughter’s wedding reception last Saturday night, one of my very good friends, who also happens to be an Aggie who played on the Gene Stallings/Edd Hargett 1966-67 teams


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A Longhorn’s Guide on Miner Fan

Posted by Trips Right on September 25th, 2009 under Football

Since I hail from the fair city of El Paso, I thought I'd take the liberty of enlightening my Longhorn brethren about the ways of the rare and curious creature that is Miner Fan. First up a little background on the school that was chartered as a Mining College and aptly named Texas Western. Apt because it's farther West than most of New Mexico, and it's in Texas. A fun factoid:
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It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Posted by Huckleberry on August 24th, 2009 under Football

Just a quick update on the adjusted stats and ratings page. The last paragraph now contains a link to all scheduled 2009 games and under the box score heading the link opens a popup window (no ads!) with a quick reference matchup preview for that game. Obviously once the game is played that will change to the actual box score. As stated on the page, these will be based on
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Miami Heat Forward Michael Beasley Goes into Rehab

Posted by Trips Right on August 24th, 2009 under Basketball

From Yahoo sports. I'm trying to feel sorry for the kid, but you had to see this one coming after this picture surfaced on the interwebs. See the bottom right, which seem to be a baggie of pot, or as Vasherized mistakenly calls it, hashish. Tats are close to godliness Now unless you're naive enough to think that Michael Beasley is the first NBA player since Robert
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When Keeping it Real Goes Gatah!

Posted by Minnesotahorn on August 6th, 2009 under Football

h/t Sparty and Friends Why should you be a Florida Gator?  Well some of the main selling points Percy Harvin recently mentioned to a group of recruits were regular pot use, the benefits of dropping Tim Tebow's name at parties and the opportunity to learn from world class championship coaches.  And choke them.  I laugh but he's a Minnesota Viking now so the joke's on me again.   At least
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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

Posted by Trips Right on July 3rd, 2009 under

Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can't exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can't get laid, then the terrorists have won. Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold. Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was
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I Hope Rhett Bomar Has a Long NFL Career

Posted by Trips Right on May 15th, 2009 under Football

For Longhorn fan he's the gift that keeps on giving. And if you're a crimson and cream flunky, Rhett's the scarlet letter serving as a constant reminder of OU's history of illegal inducements, transgressions, and general asshattery that is the hallmark of Sooner nation. If the New York football Giants fitted Bomar's helmet with a mobile home logo it would be less embarassing to this outlaw program than interviews like these. Allow me
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Brotherly Love or Picking on Your Little Brother

Posted by Trips Right on April 10th, 2009 under Uncategorized

Take your pick. This is how I suspect Scipio's household was when he was a kid sparring with his brother. It certainly was the case in my house growing up as I pummeled my younger brother who now happens to be 6-5 and 240 lbs. These are two of my boys doing their rendition of Rocky II. My third son can be heard in the background towards the end.