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Blind Sided

Posted by Scipio Tex on August 4th, 2009 under Football

h/t EDSBS Good news! The movie trailer for The Blind Side is on its way to theaters. Bad news! The movie trailer for The Blind Side suggests that it will be focused on the person commanding the premium salary - Sandra Bullock - and that her agent, having not read the book, or any
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Richard Justice: Elegant Aggie Provocateur

Posted by Scipio Tex on July 24th, 2009 under

I'm just sayin' This is his latest attempt to mail-in on his job wherein he proposes that Texas A&M join Conference USA. How droll. He's like a humid Jonathan Swift. And why should they join Conference USA? Because they suck! And, are also dumb! And quite rural, you see. Oh he got you good, Aggies! Justice, if you don't know
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I Hope Rhett Bomar Has a Long NFL Career

Posted by Trips Right on May 15th, 2009 under Football

For Longhorn fan he's the gift that keeps on giving. And if you're a crimson and cream flunky, Rhett's the scarlet letter serving as a constant reminder of OU's history of illegal inducements, transgressions, and general asshattery that is the hallmark of Sooner nation. If the New York football Giants fitted Bomar's helmet with a mobile home logo it would be less embarassing to this outlaw program than interviews like these. Allow me
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Your Childhood is in Peril

Posted by Doperbo on April 15th, 2009 under

Terrible peril. Want a little peril you say? No. It's too perilous. Let me explain. My second longest running internal debate is rather personal, but since Barking Carnival is such a community of nurturing individuals- communurturers, if you will- I feel okay discussing it here with all of you. I have long suffered from the intense personal dilemma of trying to decide who should be cast in the Thundercats movie. I know. It was only
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Wonderlic

Posted by Scipio Tex on March 23rd, 2009 under

It's that time of the year. Wonderlic time! Student-athletes! Matt Stafford's 38 proves that even smart guys like to rifle it into triple coverage from time-to-time. Jeff George's 10 explains a lot. Watch him throw and you're not sure why he's not in the NFL Hall of Fame. Follow where he's throwing and your confusion clears up quickly. Vince Young buckled down and rocked a
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NCAA Taunting Rules

Posted by Scipio Tex on February 19th, 2009 under Football

The NCAA is putting some teeth into its NCAA Taunting Rules Click the link for Phenom's breakdown of the proposed rule changes; it's well worth the read. My thoughts: I support these stiff penalties wholeheartedly. Why? I just went back and re-watched the '91 Miami Hurricane Cotton Bowl. Love that opening kickoff With these
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Big 12 Awards Announced

Posted by Trips Right on December 2nd, 2008 under Football

Traveshamockery. Stoops CO-coach of the year with Leach? No Muckleroy? John Cooper Olineman of the Year? Seriously. Scipio will have more on this later. dedfischer builds a team here: The Tortilla Retort's All Big XII Team