I'm just sayin'
This is his latest attempt
to mail-in on his job wherein he proposes that Texas A&M join Conference USA. How droll. He's like a humid Jonathan Swift.
And why should they join Conference USA?
Because they suck! And, are also dumb! And quite rural, you see.
Oh he got you good, Aggies!
Justice, if you don't know
For Longhorn fan he's the gift that keeps on giving. And if you're a crimson and cream flunky, Rhett's the scarlet letter serving as a constant reminder of OU's history of illegal inducements, transgressions, and general asshattery that is the hallmark of Sooner nation. If the New York football Giants fitted Bomar's helmet with a mobile home logo it would be less embarassing to this outlaw program
than interviews like these.
Allow me
John Wall was cited for breaking and entering on April 27th. Even though the story itself is worth little more than a raise of the eyebrow, the funny part is that the actual article couldn't be more cliched if it were taken right out of the script from He Got Game and you switched Wall's name to Jesus Shuttlesworth.
Will the governor get involved?
In other news, Renardo Sidney and
First,
read Part I.
Would you like to learn about some of the games our kids will be playing?
These should prepare them for shooting pirates in the head from the back of a destroyer.
My favorites, with comments:
Ball Wrestling - This is one of the favorite activities of my students.
This is how it would probably go.
Me: Man, that Blake Griffin is something else. We'll have to double and hope for the best.
sooner: Blake Griffin's fucking good man, you can't single him, or he'll destroy you.
Me: Yeah, that's why I said we're going to have to double him.
sooner: Blake Griffin passes out of double teams and his cutting teammates are fucking awesome when they're cutting to the