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Tiger Woods Press Statement Open Thread

Posted by srr50 on February 19th, 2010 under Uncategorized

If he can stop Rachel Uchitel he has a chance.
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Tiger Woods Statement To Be Carried Live By All Major Networks

Posted by srr50 on February 18th, 2010 under Uncategorized

As hard as Tiger Woods and Nike try to contain and control the spin on Woods' return to golf, the tighter the controls, the more rabid the media will become. Woods will "speak to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates," Friday morning at 10:00 central time, and it will be carried live by every broadcast network with the possible exception of The Soap Opera Network. Woods won't take any questions, won't
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Tiger Woods To Hold Press Conference

Posted by srr50 on February 17th, 2010 under Uncategorized

sort of. Woods, who has spent his entire career carefully shaping his image while restricting personal access, has announced that he will will meet with some members of the press. On Friday Woods will meet with "small group of friends, colleagues and close associates" as well as hand-picked media members about his past transgressions. Woods' agent says the golfer will end his three months of silence in front of selected representatives of
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A Sign of The Coming Apocalypse

Posted by srr50 on December 24th, 2009 under Uncategorized

The gossip-centric website, TMZ has registered the TMZSports.com domain name. TMZ is expected to unleash the sport spinoff sometime early in 2010. This is seen by some as another unintended consequence of the Tiger Woods mess, which boosted the interest across the board in sports scandals. The Tiger Woods Scandal is given credit for helping to boost TMZ's unique vistors the first week of December by more than 2 million from the
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Tiger Woods: The Butterfly Effect

Posted by srr50 on December 15th, 2009 under Uncategorized

As the Tiger Woods Sex Scandal tries to answer the question, "Will Tiger reach 18 Majors or 18 Mistresses First?" the golf world has to contemplate exactly how hard will his self-induced sabbatical hurt the game.
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Rich Powerful Good Looking Dude Avoids Strange

Posted by Doperbo on December 2nd, 2009 under Uncategorized

Logan Steelcock- the successful media and internet mogul with an estimated net worth of approximately a quarter of a billion dollars- was seen late Thursday night successfully avoiding strange, according to sources. “He was in the restaurant earlier” recalls Miguel Oliva, the maitre d’ at Alain Ducasse in Midtown. “Several of his associates had left and he was alone at the bar. This blonde chick comes up and starts talking to him. Smoking hot.
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BC Turns Two

Posted by Vasherized on August 4th, 2009 under Uncategorized

Two years ago today, a few alumni of UT’s fledgling graduate school of improv comedy – Sailor Ripley, HenryJames, and Scipio Tex – started posting on this strange new frontier known as Barking Carnival. Stick with us ... it gets better For the first post on this blog, HenryJames bared his soul to an audience of one, sharing some private recollections from his f Simms, Major Rulz! diary
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Tom Watson, Patron Saint of Golf Pricks

Posted by srr50 on July 17th, 2009 under Uncategorized

Tom Watson won his first of 5 British Open Championships in July of 1975 -- five months before Tiger Woods was born. Watson, now 59 heads into the weekend tied for the lead with Steve Marino at five under par. Watson fired an even par 70 today, which for me was even more impressive than his five-under 65 yesterday, because he started out the day like every other 59-year old golfer I know: he
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Golf Prick > Tennis Bum

Posted by srr50 on July 7th, 2009 under Uncategorized

While Roger Federer was winning a record 15th Grand Slam Tennis title at Wimbledon, Tiger Woods was winning his own golf tournament, the AT&T National. He was also getting slightly better TV ratings. Woods continues to be a ratings goldmine for the PGA Tour. The 4.6 rating for Sunday's final was 207% higher than last year's final round when Tiger was out after knee surgery. Federer's five-set win over Andy Roddick pulled a 4.2 overnight
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The High Holidays

Posted by The General on April 8th, 2009 under Uncategorized

The followers of a dude named Christ have Christmas and Easter. The practitioners of JC's own religion have Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. Islam has Ramadan. Hindus have Karva Chauth, Dhan Teras, Deepavali minor, and Deepavali major. Zoroastrians have the feast for the coming together of all souls Hamaspathmaidyem Gahambar. Buddhists celebrate Vesak TRADITIOOON, tradition. The General has The Masters. Like the Communion Wafer and the Latke, there is an