Look, we all get it deep down at some level regardless of political affiliations. A country that falls into drug trafficking induced choas can't be all that great. Predictably, the nation that generally sucks at being a serious country, spawns people that suck at being soccer fans. We saw a hint of this phenomenon when Mexican fans chanted Osama!! Osama!! during the
U.S. vs. Mexico Olympic qualifier in 2007.
Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can't exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can't get laid, then the terrorists have won.
Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold.
Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was
A whine fest from the coach formerly known as a no nonsense, no excuse man's man. Courtesy of the Tulsa World News.
Keep in mind that after half a dozen disappointing bowl losses including a 55-10 national championship pantsing by USC and a loss to a full TD underdog LSU, Stoops is reduced to whining about the media not mentioning well, uh, excuses for his last two bowl losses. Evidently Demarco
Seriously, I'm almost too afraid to watch. I'm fearful of what I may see on the tube. I'm fearful of the way I'll probably act when I see it. Will I throw the remote? Will I make the kids run stairs? Kick the dog? I don't have a dog. Kick the neighbor's dog? I hate that dog.
Look, like most, I'm comfortable with the possibility,
For Longhorn fan he's the gift that keeps on giving. And if you're a crimson and cream flunky, Rhett's the scarlet letter serving as a constant reminder of OU's history of illegal inducements, transgressions, and general asshattery that is the hallmark of Sooner nation. If the New York football Giants fitted Bomar's helmet with a mobile home logo it would be less embarassing to this outlaw program
than interviews like these.
Allow me
How many of you knew in your heart of hearts that Texas would struggle last night? Raise your hands. How many figured AJ Abrams would have a hard time finding open looks? Justin Mason would look like a shell of his former self? Damion James would make inexplicably careless plays? And that the Aggies would show up with a case of red ass that would make Gene Keady look like