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Finally a Tim Tebow campaign I can get behind

Posted by HenryJames on September 23rd, 2009 under Football

HT: rubber guard on Orangebloods ($)
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Miami Heat Forward Michael Beasley Goes into Rehab

Posted by Trips Right on August 24th, 2009 under Basketball

From Yahoo sports. I'm trying to feel sorry for the kid, but you had to see this one coming after this picture surfaced on the interwebs. See the bottom right, which seem to be a baggie of pot, or as Vasherized mistakenly calls it, hashish. Tats are close to godliness Now unless you're naive enough to think that Michael Beasley is the first NBA player since Robert
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To Catch a Predator

Posted by Scipio Tex on August 6th, 2009 under Football

Welcome to To Catch A Predator. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. I ambush men who think they're going to have sex with underage teens and make their boners go away. Then, with the help of law enforcement, we rehabilitate them by sending them away to be raped by Aryan prison gangs. Like Nancy Grace, I possess significant moral authority by virtue of the fact that
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Lendale White defriends Jose Cuervo on Facebook

Posted by HenryJames on August 4th, 2009 under Football

Titans running back Lendale White finally figured out what it took to lose weight. He stopped drinking tequila. Seriously. He went from 265 to 228. Obligatory. I assumed it was food related, but apparently the 100 calories or so in each shot of tequila made him a fatty. It's probably twice that when made into a purple drank margarita. "To be honest, it really wasn't a lot of major diet change. Really
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Texas Hoops Schedule 2009-10

Posted by Vasherized on July 30th, 2009 under Basketball

The schedule was released last week but Trips has been on a transcontinental bender from Hawaii to Winconsin since ipowers rolled into town. Can you blame him? So I'll share a little known fact with you that even Trips doesn't know. A few years ago, Deloss started outsourcing the basketball scheduling duties to Bas Rutten. Too bad he can't do our football schedule as well.
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Sean Weatherspoon Tackles Twitter

Posted by Scipio Tex on July 26th, 2009 under Football

Missouri's Sean Weatherspoon - All-American LB from Jasper, TX is The Most Interesting Man in Columbia Que? No, C-o-l-u-m-b-i-a Texas never recruited Weatherspoon, mostly because we consider deep rural East Texas to be out-of-state and the idea that there is a honor student football player from Jasper was Loch Nessian in its believability. Besides, if a player really wants to come to Texas he should camp out on
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Erin Andrews proves that she is not Trev Alberts in drag

Posted by HenryJames on July 18th, 2009 under Uncategorized

As you've probably already seen, there is a video of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews on the web showing her in an advanced state of undress. Trips usually works the nudity beat around here, but Ripley asked me to write about it after Trips was stricken with a sudden and debilitating case of carpal tunnel syndrome. The video was obviously obtained without her knowledge or consent, and it was filmed through a peephole in her hotel
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Derrick Johnson’s wedding cake

Posted by HenryJames on July 8th, 2009 under Uncategorized

Pretty cool. MBTexasFootball tweeted (twittered?) that DJ married his longtime girlfriend Tamika Thompson in Austin on July 4th and not on OU weekend like some people. Smart couple.
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Vince Young is a Black Dude

Posted by Doperbo on June 9th, 2009 under Football

AP- A late breaking story from Houston surfaced this earlier week that appears to confirm the rumors that the current Tennessee Titans backup quarterback, Vincent Young, is secretly African American. Allegations of suspected blackness have followed the troubled young quarterback throughout his career; his jocularity, frequent idiomatic usage of the word "dog", the alleged treatment of the playbook
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Texas 14, Army 10

Posted by Scipio Tex on May 31st, 2009 under Baseball

What a great weekend of baseball. Clark bunts over the wall! We score 8 runs in the ninth after a key bases loaded double by Brandon Loy to tie it up followed by Preston Clark's sacrifice bunt that travels 370 feet over the wall for a grand slam and the win. You have to tip your cap to Army, who played with great heart and effort. You can