Barking Carnival

Three Baptists walk into a bar. The bartender says “Now hold up, fellows. This is a very nasty saloon. There’s drinking going on, smoking, gambling, and probably some sex acts in the back booths.” The Baptists look around and say “Well, as long as there’s no dancing…” . . .

According to Burnt Orange Beat, a site that continues to provide top of the line coverage on basketball and recruiting. This is my take on how Brown's arrival could affect playing time and personnel. Guys, it's going to be a special fucking year. We're cutting the nets down or we're perma-banning HenryJames.

Two years ago today, a few alumni of UT’s fledgling graduate school of improv comedy – Sailor Ripley, HenryJames, and Scipio Tex – started posting on this strange new frontier known as Barking Carnival. Stick with us ... it gets better For the first post on this blog, HenryJames bared his soul to an audience of one, sharing some private recollections from his f Simms, Major Rulz! diary

I never knew that Mack Brown was such a hard ass, but he's really working the players hard this summer. Bordering on unnecessary cruelty. Workouts at 6am? Mandatory study hall? Nope. Motivational speaker. I'm personally skeptical of the whole motivational speaker, uh, shit, but Fortune 500 companies embrace it along with an increasing number of professional sports teams. It's like a cross between defensive driving and Amway. So Mack Brown brought in some dude named

I was given a handsome budget to cover the NBA finals and this is all I could come up with. Sorry Sailor, the shit's unwatchable. So, with Damion James and Texas Basketball in limbo, and college football guru Scipio rehearsing a reenactment of the 2nd Punic War with other aspiring San Franciscan thespians, I figured I'd pick up the

Barking Carnival's Henry James summons The Tortilla Retort's Dedfischer to his lair. Learning ensues and a football rivalry is healed. a h/t to EDSBS for the heads up.

This is how it would probably go. Me: Man, that Blake Griffin is something else. We'll have to double and hope for the best. sooner: Blake Griffin's fucking good man, you can't single him, or he'll destroy you. Me: Yeah, that's why I said we're going to have to double him. sooner: Blake Griffin passes out of double teams and his cutting teammates are fucking awesome when they're cutting to the

Well went a stellar 4-0 hitting both my 2 unit plays which runs my post Hurricane Ike record to 6-3 up 3.6 units. Let's keep this thing rolling into week 9. On to the bets. Oregon -3 at Arizona State. 1 unit. This game is all about the matchups and when you take one of the top 10 defensive lines in the country and pit them against the revolving door that comprises

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