Barking Carnival

Ryan Perrilloux has finally been kicked off the LSU football team. LSU head coach Les Miles said that Perrilloux "didn't fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete." What those obligations were are left to the reader's imagination. He's just the latest in a long line of players, particularly quarterbacks, who have suffered career setbacks after spurning a scholarship offer from Texas. Kyle Wright, Rhett Bomar and now Perrilloux. My favorite part of the article

At least that's probably how he'll remember it anyway. Beleaguered LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux got into yet another incident involving a public display of ignorance. Perrilloux entered the Kona Grill about 30 minutes after it closed. This being Louisiana I assume it closed at like 4am. Anyway, Perrilloux went to the bar and tried to order his usual gin and grape soda along with some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers or extreme fajitas. When told that

The loss of Russell Shepard got me a-wonderin' about how good a team full of guys that rejected us (or vice versa) would be. So, I've done my best to make a list. Just imagine how good the team of OU or A&M misses would be. Epic.

I typed in lines from some recruiting interviews and it gave me some useful insights. Thought I would share. Translation in italics. For me, it's all about getting a good education. Seminole. Bank on it. I want to major in finance or petroleum engineering. sociology, holla! I value a family environment. I'm going to fuck some white girls. I really liked the atmopshere there.

What does he have to do to get kicked off the LSU football team for good? He's just been suspended indefinitely for the third time since May by head coach Les Miles. The Times-Picayune's sources say Perrilloux missed classes, team workouts and at least one team meeting. Jackass trifecta in play! Perrilloux is said to have also violated a private agreement he reached with Miles sometime last year. Perrilloux's only defense? Ryan Perrilloux, this is

Or at least the highest rated. The current NCAA leader in passing efficiency is Rutgers QB Mike Teel with a 236.7 rating. Perrilloux's current rating is 238.34. He's 27-33 (81.8%) for 403 yards with 6 touchdowns and 1 interception. You can't stop him. You can only hope the FBI can contain him.

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