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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Texas 38, Colorado 14

Posted by EyesOfTX on October 11th, 2009 under Football

Hello, everyone.  Welcome to another sterling episode of PBS’s Bad Football.  I’m your host, Richard Burton.
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Thoughts on the Texas Longhorn Defense vs. Texas Tech

Posted by HenryJames on September 20th, 2009 under Football

I rewatched the tape today so I now have a better idea of the defense's performance last night.
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Practice: Day Three

Posted by HenryJames on August 12th, 2009 under Uncategorized

The first day of (shoulder) pads. Did you know that shoulder pads and jersey weigh 5 1/2 pounds and that the helmet weighs 4 pounds? You would if you read Mack Brown's blog. Remember when coaches didn't allow you to drink water at practice because it was supposed to make you tougher? Yeah, the Nuremberg trials took care of those guys. In addition to testing for sickle cell trait, we run specific tests to determine
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Muschamp Unplugged Mother%()*$*$!

Posted by Vasherized on June 17th, 2009 under Football

Forgive the brief foray into Texas Football. I know it's anathema to the strict offseason diet we stick to here at Barking Carnival but I had a chance to attend the most recent Frank Denius lecture series at the UT Club this week where the guest was none other than our defensive coordinator, head coach in waiting, and all around bad ass, Will Muschamp. I'm no
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Rice

Posted by EyesOfTX on September 21st, 2008 under Football

[I apologize for all the spacing issues in this post.  This software just baffles the hell out of me.]  I've been betting on college football games off and on for about 30 years or so.  Never put too much money on the line - it's just something I've done for fun, and to increase the interest level for each saturday's cornucopia of gridiron matchups.  
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Posted by EyesOfTX on August 31st, 2008 under Football

You don't tug on Superman's cape; You don't spit into the wind; You don't pull the mask on that old Lone Ranger, And you don't mess around with Jim. As old as he is, one would have thought Florida Atlantic Coach Howard Schnellenberger might have at some point during the 1970s heard and listened to the lyrics of that great old Jim Croce song, and possibly even taken them to heart.   The object lesson of the song is a simple one: 
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The Dream Police

Posted by HenryJames on August 19th, 2008 under Football

Great quote from Rod Muckelroy in today's Statesman. "Yeah, I've had a couple dreams like that where I messed up in my dream and heard his voice tell me I messed up," Muckelroy said. "Then I woke up and realized it was just a dream. If you mess up, he's going to let you know you messed up." If you