Barking Carnival

Hello, everyone. Welcome to another sterling episode of PBS’s Bad Football. I’m your host, Richard Burton.

I rewatched the tape today so I now have a better idea of the defense's performance last night.

The first day of (shoulder) pads. Did you know that shoulder pads and jersey weigh 5 1/2 pounds and that the helmet weighs 4 pounds? You would if you read Mack Brown's blog. Remember when coaches didn't allow you to drink water at practice because it was supposed to make you tougher? Yeah, the Nuremberg trials took care of those guys. In addition to testing for sickle cell trait, we run specific tests to determine

Forgive the brief foray into Texas Football. I know it's anathema to the strict offseason diet we stick to here at Barking Carnival but I had a chance to attend the most recent Frank Denius lecture series at the UT Club this week where the guest was none other than our defensive coordinator, head coach in waiting, and all around bad ass, Will Muschamp. I'm no

[I apologize for all the spacing issues in this post. This software just baffles the hell out of me.] I've been betting on college football games off and on for about 30 years or so. Never put too much money on the line - it's just something I've done for fun, and to increase the interest level for each saturday's cornucopia of gridiron matchups.

You don't tug on Superman's cape; You don't spit into the wind; You don't pull the mask on that old Lone Ranger, And you don't mess around with Jim. As old as he is, one would have thought Florida Atlantic Coach Howard Schnellenberger might have at some point during the 1970s heard and listened to the lyrics of that great old Jim Croce song, and possibly even taken them to heart. The object lesson of the song is a simple one:

Great quote from Rod Muckelroy in today's Statesman. "Yeah, I've had a couple dreams like that where I messed up in my dream and heard his voice tell me I messed up," Muckelroy said. "Then I woke up and realized it was just a dream. If you mess up, he's going to let you know you messed up." If you

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