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The Nutless Husband’s Guide to Reality TV

Posted by BrickHorn on February 18th, 2010 under Uncategorized

Here's a little pop culture crap to take our minds off of the Great Roundball Abortion of 2010.
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UT’s Fred Bednarski: College Football Pioneer

Posted by srr50 on February 11th, 2010 under Football

When Fred Bednarski was five years old, he and his family were taken prisoners in their native Poland. It was 1942, and Bednarski's family would spend three years in a Nazi labor camp outside Salzburg, Austria. After being liberated from the camp, and finding their way to the U.S., the Bednarski's moved to Smithville, TX. It was there that Fred Jr. blended the soccer skills he learned as a youngster in the labor camp into playing
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Super Bowl Most Watched TV Show

Posted by srr50 on February 8th, 2010 under Football

More than 106 million persons tuned into Super Bowl XLIV Sunday night, making it the most-viewed program in TV history. The previous record was set back in 1983 by the “M-A-S-H” finale which was seen by 105.97 million viewers. In metered markets across the country, the telecast of the Saints win over the Colts averaged a 46.4 rating and 68 share, meaning just under one out of every two homes with a TV set was tuned
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Jerry’s World

Posted by Trips Right on September 21st, 2009 under Football

So, as a Cowboy fan I'm interested in seeing the 'Boys validate their big road win over Tampa Bay by beating a divisional rival at home. I flip on the TV and 3 hours, 18 bad bounces and a half dozen Tony Romo turnovers later, Lawrence Tynes is kicking a game winning field goal in a game in which the Pokes had dominated . Seriously, the game should have been a 31 to
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Sean Salisbury is My Favorite Analyst

Posted by Trips Right on September 11th, 2009 under Football

And it's no surprise since I'm the Barker that brought you cock flavored popsicle or cocksickle. I'm also a big fan of rubbing one out and burping the worm. I find this shit gloriously amusing as it takes me back to my time living in the athletic dormitory. But back on point, who wouldn't want to drink a beer with Salisbury after this sexting revelation? Look, some of you are going
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Blind Sided

Posted by Scipio Tex on August 4th, 2009 under Football

h/t EDSBS Good news! The movie trailer for The Blind Side is on its way to theaters. Bad news! The movie trailer for The Blind Side suggests that it will be focused on the person commanding the premium salary - Sandra Bullock - and that her agent, having not read the book, or any
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The Best College Football Announcers

Posted by Scipio Tex on July 30th, 2009 under Football

Our resident quipster HenryJames once remarked that the internet is only good for porn and telling people that they suck. People like bad sports announcers. Who are being produced by the sports media machine as rapidly as the Fed prints pesos. And, they..umm, suck! Well, not today. Not all of them. I'm putting away my internet snark to tell you my favorite college football announcers. These are the
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Erin Andrews proves that she is not Trev Alberts in drag

Posted by HenryJames on July 18th, 2009 under Uncategorized

As you've probably already seen, there is a video of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews on the web showing her in an advanced state of undress. Trips usually works the nudity beat around here, but Ripley asked me to write about it after Trips was stricken with a sudden and debilitating case of carpal tunnel syndrome. The video was obviously obtained without her knowledge or consent, and it was filmed through a peephole in her hotel
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Dick Simcoe

Posted by HenryJames on July 6th, 2009 under

Dick Simcoe passed away on June 11th. I came to know Dick and his wife Surin through their restaurant Little Thailand, the first Thai restaurant in Central Texas. It is also the best. Eating there is like going to someone’s home and having their mother cook for you while their dad serve you drinks and imparts his wisdom. I don’t hesitate to say that it’s my favorite restaurant in Austin. You should want to go to
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Where Men Win Glory

Posted by Scipio Tex on May 26th, 2009 under Football

That's the title of Jon Krakauer's new Pat Tillman biopic coming this September. Tillman was a NFL starting safety who walked away from a 3.6 million dollar contract with the Arizona Cardinals to join the Army Rangers with his brother Kevin. He served with distinction in Iraq and Afghanistan and was killed in a controversial friendly fire incident near the Pakistan border, about which the Army was