I only recently became aware of one of television's most frustratingly addictive hours of programming, Animal Planet's
Whale Wars. For those of you unfamiliar with the show, the basic premise is this: a group of potheads from Moore Hill dorm hooked up with the foreign exchange students from your high school, bought a boat, painted it black with skulls and whales and other hallmarks of stoner art and hired a pudgy, disheveled, middle-aged geek
Reports have surfaced indicating that Texas is in negotiations with the University of Minnesota for a home and home and Barking Carnival's exclusive sources* indicate that talks may be coming to a head. For obvious reasons this appeals to me personally but it's also a continuation of a trend in our scheduling that I think is worth exploring.
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My aunt Sandra who works in U of M admissions, has nothing to do with and little
One of my longest running internal debates is whether or not I'm gay.
I actually didn't write that, one of my colleagues did while I was on break. I decided to leave it in for the manifold enjoyments it might offer our readers; in that my bit of it remains a nicely turned phrase, it's a unique look into the working conditions I deal with here at Barking Carnival, and it's also a not so subtle