Posted by Scipio Tex on August 6th, 2009 under Football
Welcome to To Catch A Predator.
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
I ambush men who think they're going to have sex with underage teens and make their boners go away. Then, with the help of law enforcement, we rehabilitate them by sending them away to be raped by Aryan prison gangs.
Like Nancy Grace, I possess significant moral authority by virtue of the fact that
Posted by Scipio Tex on July 30th, 2009 under Football
Our resident quipster HenryJames once remarked that the internet is only good for porn and telling people that they suck. People like bad sports announcers. Who are being produced by the sports media machine as rapidly as the Fed prints pesos. And, they..umm, suck!
Well, not today. Not all of them. I'm putting away my internet snark to tell you my favorite college football announcers. These are the
Posted by HenryJames on July 24th, 2009 under Football
The kickoff for the season opener against Louisiana-FEMA Trailer has been set for 6pm. And it's on pay-per-view. Allsome.
As if I didn't need any more incentive to watch Texas pistol whip a bunch of dudes who weren't good enough to play at Louisiana-Lafayette and who will be working casino security after graduation.
In a year that Texas is expected to compete for a national championship, our opening game will not be televised. I wonder