We get it. You want to take a shower with Tim Tebow and personally supervise all scrotum cleaning efforts. Dude throws a simple touchdown pass and all of a sudden he's an amalgamation of Neils Bohr, Dan Fouts, Robin Hood, John Elway, Vince Lombardi, Techno-Viking, Gandhi, MegatronOptimus Prime, and George S. Patton. I'll still take Vince but congrats to Tebow and the Gators. He'll probably win the Heisman now, depending on what