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The Wonderlic scores have been leaked and when something like this happens, I pretty much always blame the British and Germans.

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So, as a Cowboy fan I'm interested in seeing the 'Boys validate their big road win over Tampa Bay by beating a divisional rival at home. I flip on the TV and 3 hours, 18 bad bounces and a half dozen Tony Romo turnovers later, Lawrence Tynes is kicking a game winning field goal in a game in which the Pokes had dominated . Seriously, the game should have been a 31 to

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And it's no surprise since I'm the Barker that brought you cock flavored popsicle or cocksickle. I'm also a big fan of rubbing one out and burping the worm. I find this shit gloriously amusing as it takes me back to my time living in the athletic dormitory. But back on point, who wouldn't want to drink a beer with Salisbury after this sexting revelation? Look, some of you are going

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Of the many things I love about college football, one is that no one (that is a fan) thinks it's utterly absurd to constantly rehash the minutiae of a game between a Texas and a ULM. I am sure that are jean-shorted-Tebow-is-the-messiah (Should messiah be capitalized? Divinity grad students, please answer) breaking their game against Northwestern Charleston St Tech, or whoever the hell they played, down to its nuts and bolts right now, and enjoying

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Sorry, I just can't pass this one up. If you're unfamiliar with the term, schadenfreude is an old German word which roughly translates as 'Oklahoma is a vortex of suck, has always been a vortex of suck, is so currently as we speak, and shall remain so forever and ever until the sun blows up, at which point it will continue to suck in another dimension that currently only exists in the minds of physicists

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h/t Sparty and Friends Why should you be a Florida Gator? Well some of the main selling points Percy Harvin recently mentioned to a group of recruits were regular pot use, the benefits of dropping Tim Tebow's name at parties and the opportunity to learn from world class championship coaches. And choke them. I laugh but he's a Minnesota Viking now so the joke's on me again. At least

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A while back, Scipio took a look at The Wonderful World of Martellus Bennett. Marty has most recently ventured into short fiction (or has been hanging out with Ken Kesey). One of his most recent blog posts entitled I found them.... is stunning. It is the stuff of legend. I have alerted the PEN/O. Henry prize people. We have also invited him to join the Barkers. If you have

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Terrible peril. Want a little peril you say? No. It's too perilous. Let me explain. My second longest running internal debate is rather personal, but since Barking Carnival is such a community of nurturing individuals- communurturers, if you will- I feel okay discussing it here with all of you. I have long suffered from the intense personal dilemma of trying to decide who should be cast in the Thundercats movie. I know. It was only

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Kree-Gah! I kill! I think most of us know that the problem with A&M's offense last year was its damnable complexity. They utilized an assortment of formations and plays so confoundingly intricate that Neils Bohr, much less a Land And Ranch Management major, could never hope to master it. Mike Sherman is doing something about it: “We’ve tried to limit our terminology from what it was last year,” Aggies

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Buck Burnette gave us stupid, Marquise Slocum gave us the Fuck Lion, and Dez Bryant reminds us all of how quickly a generation gap can develop. Some choice excerpts are paired with the thematic stylings of Lil Wayne: Quote: Im not a stunna,im a show off and i aint seen a mill yet just wait you gone really see me go off!!! Interests? Football,

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