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HuskerLocker Evaluates The Big 12 OCs

Posted by Scipio Tex on August 11th, 2009 under Football

Faulknerian supernova HuskerLocker ranks the Big 12 OCs. Of interest: Kevin Wilson is #1. Nebraska's Shawn Watson is #2. Leach is #3 (in a 3 way tie, mind you). Greg Davis is #7. Let's dive in: 1. Kevin Wilson Hard to argue this spot Unless you encounter someone who broke 1100 on the SAT. considering the Sooners scored 60-plus points four games in a row. Pace.
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When Keeping it Real Goes Gatah!

Posted by Minnesotahorn on August 6th, 2009 under Football

h/t Sparty and Friends Why should you be a Florida Gator?  Well some of the main selling points Percy Harvin recently mentioned to a group of recruits were regular pot use, the benefits of dropping Tim Tebow's name at parties and the opportunity to learn from world class championship coaches.  And choke them.  I laugh but he's a Minnesota Viking now so the joke's on me again.   At least
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The Heck do ya Mean?!

Posted by Minnesotahorn on June 10th, 2009 under Uncategorized

Reports have surfaced indicating that Texas is in negotiations with the University of Minnesota for a home and home and Barking Carnival's exclusive sources* indicate that talks may be coming to a head.  For obvious reasons this appeals to me personally but it's also a continuation of a trend in our scheduling that I think is worth exploring.  *My aunt Sandra who works in U of M admissions, has nothing to do with and little
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Berry Tramel Calls Out Stoops for Chaisson

Posted by Trips Right on May 13th, 2009 under Football

A great article this morning from one of the few potentially sane people in the Sooner state when it comes to the Chaisson fiasco. I congratulate Mr. Tramel (he of the Bullfeathers episode) for telling it like it is and calling a sociopath a sociopath. As HenryJames pointed out, this screw driver wielding Don Juan is available ladies. To step up Justin's game with campus coeds, I predict the sweet
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Just In Time For Offseason

Posted by Scipio Tex on April 22nd, 2009 under

Barking Carnival's Henry James summons The Tortilla Retort's Dedfischer to his lair. Learning ensues and a football rivalry is healed. a h/t to EDSBS for the heads up.
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Professional Barking Bowl Bets

Posted by Trips Right on December 19th, 2008 under Football

For our game within the game players, all six of you, I've taken the liberty of bringing in a hired gun. A big hitter, a Vegas insider, a modern day Jimmy the Greek mercenary with the sole purpose of making you money and deflecting criticism from me. We've paid him as handsomely as you would tip a Sonic car hop.

No, not that Greek, Henry James.

The first
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Which was worse?

Posted by ChrisApplewhite on November 3rd, 2008 under Football

The bear hug or the face rape? Pick your favorite way to block our DE!