Barking Carnival

The Wonderlic scores have been leaked and when something like this happens, I pretty much always blame the British and Germans.

Because of my formative youth watching the Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University Agriculturals beating the piss out of my beloved Longhorns, I cherish the current football climate in College Station. I especially enjoy a backhanded bitch slap by Colt McCoy to the Aggie's fail soaked medulla oblongatas. In an article about Garret Gilbert by Ivan Maisel, Colt dealt the Aggies quite a blow. "He came in as a true freshman and backed me up," McCoy

You can watch the combine live on the NFL Network. Colt had an MRI on his shoulder, and everything is fine. "Obviously, that was going to be a tough part of the weekend, because people are going to want to know how the shoulder is and how it's healing up," the University of Texas standout said. "The good thing is my shoulder is 100 percent fine. There's nothing wrong with it. We found nothing wrong

Basketball: 1 step forward, 2 steps backward. Dexter Pittman, Dogus Balbay and Avery Bradley each had 4 turnovers while the team had 18 overall that led to 25 Missouri points. Beyond that, the Tigers had a layup-line from open drives and offensive rebounds that led to 58% shooting in the 2nd half and Mizzou pulling away with the win. Check out the box score here. Seeing their coach go crazy after a few of the calls

With deepest, deepest apologies to Blackie Sherrod, mostly all hither, but a few yon...

PASADENA, Calif. – Almost since the beginning of time, there has been a great debate over “why bad things happen to good people.” Coming this spring from Bevo TV: The Existentialist. There have been books written about it, sermons preached about it, philosophical discussions about it. The great preacher Gerald Mann once said that if he made it to a place called heaven, he wanted to sit on the front row and ask God

I suppose you have to be philosophical about a game like this one.

We deserved to lose and here is why.

Hans: Hallo, all you magnificent fans of the Texas Longhorns. I am Hans… Franz: Und I am Franz… HansNFranz: Und we are here to pump (clap!) you up! Hans: Today, the mighty, pumped-up Texas Longhorns prepare to destroy the puny, un-pumped, Crimson Tide from Alabama. Franz: Yah, Alabama, where all human people are related to each other due to the practice of in-breeding. Hans: Yah, in-breeding. Hah! I laugh at in-bred, puny Alabama Crimson Tide people. Franz: Yah,

Chris Hall, Colt McCoy and Greg Davis met with the media out in California yesterday.

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