So often I'm asked, "Minnesotahorn, how is it you guys at BC are able to provide consistently informative, insightful and witty commentary?" Often this is by my cardboard cutout of Colt McCoy. Well Colt, since you set a single season completion percentage record and because you let me fill in your half of the conversation, I'll tell you. Let me walk you through the process of how the magic happens.
8:15: Close office door. Use full length
Reports have surfaced indicating that Texas is in negotiations with the University of Minnesota for a home and home and Barking Carnival's exclusive sources* indicate that talks may be coming to a head. For obvious reasons this appeals to me personally but it's also a continuation of a trend in our scheduling that I think is worth exploring.
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My aunt Sandra who works in U of M admissions, has nothing to do with and little
In case you missed it, the
NYT wrote a comical hit piece about the goings on in the Jamarkus McFarland recruitment. Among the more asinine things written, were descriptions of Texas offering drug parties and interest free loans to JM in an effort to pry him away from the "little engine that could" personifying Oklahoma Sooner recruiting. I mean fuck, if a school can't offer auto-pilot grades, salaries for no work,