Reuters
A team of surgeons in France announced on Wednesday that high profile Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops is undergoing evaluation for the first ever human chin transplant. As reported in Le Monde, the four person team of physician specialists led by Dr. Auguste Dupin is planning on televising the experimental procedure to medical centers worldwide. “We are excited” states Dupin, “about the clinical advancements represented by such a procedure, and thrilled to be a part
There are rituals of autumn known to every Sooner. The foliage on the state's dozen trees turn to fiery hues, the summer dust and grit coating tooth relents, and the harvest of copper wiring from homes commences before the bank's short sale.
And then there's Sooner football...
Oklahoma is led by Heisman Trophy winning QB Sam Bradford - a very
No word on the severity,
but it doesn't sound good. Unless you ask Bob Stoops.
In case you missed it, this is potentially huge news because starting middle linebacker Ryan Reynolds is coming off multiple knee surgeries and backup Mike Balogun has been
de-certified by the NCAA for being deemed a professional. Yes, that's right, he can't play because he was paid to play football. I'm still trying to
If you accept the premise that our DL will be the weakest component of our defense - and I suppose that depends whether you define Sergio Kindle as a traditional DE or a multi-positional pre-snap human mindfuck hybrid LB - and if you further believe, like me, that the DL and secondary are the two most crucial components in playing dominant defense, what precedent do the 2009 Texas Longhorns have that they can play National
A whine fest from the coach formerly known as a no nonsense, no excuse man's man. Courtesy of the Tulsa World News.
Keep in mind that after half a dozen disappointing bowl losses including a 55-10 national championship pantsing by USC and a loss to a full TD underdog LSU, Stoops is reduced to whining about the media not mentioning well, uh, excuses for his last two bowl losses. Evidently Demarco
For Longhorn fan he's the gift that keeps on giving. And if you're a crimson and cream flunky, Rhett's the scarlet letter serving as a constant reminder of OU's history of illegal inducements, transgressions, and general asshattery that is the hallmark of Sooner nation. If the New York football Giants fitted Bomar's helmet with a mobile home logo it would be less embarassing to this outlaw program
than interviews like these.
Allow me
A great article this morning from one of the few potentially sane people in the Sooner state when it comes to the Chaisson fiasco. I congratulate Mr. Tramel (he of the
Bullfeathers episode) for telling it like it is and calling a sociopath a sociopath.
As HenryJames pointed out, this screw driver wielding Don Juan is available ladies. To step up Justin's game with campus coeds, I predict the sweet
The board's favorite object of Sooner abuse has put up an interesting analysis concerning
Tim Griffin's Big 12 Blog detailing Big Game* Bob's dominance over
the rest of the league. I certainly concede the argument to Oklahoma simply on the basis of Big 12 hardware though the postseason letdowns are becoming increasingly brutal for Sooners fans to endure and obfuscate Bob's league dominance.
I was actually somewhat more interested in
The boys up in Norman are having a good time watching the Texas fan base get all stirred up over an
* as well as some
pay raises
But Bob Stoops just says it's no big deal because
I know where the trophy is.
One of my longest running internal debates is whether or not I'm gay.
I actually didn't write that, one of my colleagues did while I was on break. I decided to leave it in for the manifold enjoyments it might offer our readers; in that my bit of it remains a nicely turned phrase, it's a unique look into the working conditions I deal with here at Barking Carnival, and it's also a not so subtle