Barking Carnival

It's basketball season, and Dollar Bill's blogging with newfound vitality.

“Hey, coach, it’s Bill.” “Uh, Bill who?” “Bill Byrne, coach, your Athletic Director?” “Oh, yeah, hey, how’s it going?”

The AgAssist text system is one of Bill Byrne's brilliant brainstorms developed to deal with Kyle Field's Old Testament critter plagues (crickets, bats, ear mites, otters, mastodons...

Bill Byrne's latest Wednesday Weekly started out pretty slow with a boring recap of the Aggies' unimpressive win over Utah State.

Ever eager to copy their big brother in Austin, the Aggies have their very own ridiculous website column written by a guy named Bill. Bill Byrne, Texas A&M Director of Athletics, to be exact. h/t to austindave for directing us to the treasure trove of unintentional comedy that is Wednesday Weekly with Bill Byrne. Enjoy. New Mexico Football Game Review, And Inside Our Recruiting Philosophy I jumped out of bed Sunday morning and

Forward, March, Hut, Two, Three, Four!

Aggie football players are a lot like the Aggie Corps of Cadets. Some of them are the real thing and deserve your respect, but most play dress up for four years pretending to be something they’re not and end up selling insurance in Tomball. Witness the perfect illustration of my point. West Point. While A&M's football team struggled to a 21-17 victory against an Army team that lost by 18

Sort of. Maybe. In other words, you might see the vaunted Wrecking Crew make a return to the gridiron this Fall. But nothing is guaranteed -- the Shermanator is just hoping it comes back. Here is Fightin’ Texas Aggies Head Men’s American Football Coach Mike Sherman, attempting to be optimistic and relevant, against all odds: The Wrecking Crew may or may not return this Fall. Luckily for the Aggies, this clip can't be embedded but here is

As you're going about your July 4 today, remembering the brilliant men who founded this nation, honoring all those brave souls who have fallen to ensure what freedoms you have remaining, cooking up slabs of fatty meats on your grill, and consuming large quantities of beer, wine, vodka, tequila or some combination thereof, be sure to take just a moment out of your time to thank your parents, a counselor, a mentor or whomever else it might

It's called domination. A&M has now won 6 of the last 7 poultry judging national championships for a total of 23 overall. The team also took first place in the egg production division and the breeder selection division, and second place in the market products division. No surprise there: the smart money expected A&M to dominate egg production. Second place in the market products division is actually a good showing

From his weekly, uh, missive: I was really impressed with the cleanliness of stadium. We work extremely hard in the off-season to power wash and clean Kyle Field, but we still have bat and bird residue reappear no matter how close to game-time we clean. I wish we could find a way to discourage the presence of these creatures, but the bats are a protected mammal in Texas. Now get to work on cleaning that

The Byrne Ultimatum

A Phone Call From Bill to Sherm

Fun With GameDay Texting

Byrned Again

Second Degree Byrne

2009 Texas A&M Football Preview: State of The Union

It’s Baaaaaack!

On This Independence Day, Thank God You’re Not an Aggie

Aggie National Championship

Bill Byrne is cleaning sh*t up

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