Barking Carnival

Better known as Dorkapalooza. The conference was held on March 6th, headlined by luminaries like Rockets GM (and '00 Sloan School grad) Daryl Morey, author Michael Lewis, Colts GM Bill Polian, Mavs owner Mark Cuban, and ESPN Bah-stahhnophile Bill Simmons.

...but then you watched them get pushed around all over the field today by a horrible, mistake-prone New Mexico team, and now you know beyond any doubt that the Shermanator's inaugural band of Fightin' Texas Aggies are going to stink up every place they play this year. Sherm shops at the local Bill Belichik TJ Maxx outlet. Today, the nattiest dresser in college head coaching ranks put a team on the

Last thing I want to see is New England win another Super Bowl and their model-y good looks QB win yet another MVP. I don't just drink the Hatorade, I own stock. I hate those bastards, and even more their fans. But let's pull a Giuliani and make this tragedy about us.

There is no way to deny the sheer impressiveness associated with this man, and frankly I'm tired of the press casting doubts about his greatness every time a tiny chink in the armor appears, as was the case last night. Billick outcoach Belichick? Are you kidding me? Don't you know who you are talking about?

Bill.

You are talking about The Bill. The Mad Croatian who's name translates to the Shortening

Our opening offensive play - a 58 yard broken play McCoy TD pass to Jordan Shipley - told us all we needed to know about the eventual outcome of the game, the quality of Iowa St, the bizarre consistency of a Gene Chizik defense, the current state of our offense, and the unyielding inanity of Dave Lapham. I'm not sure what was more brutal: Dave Lapham or the crowd shots of Iowa State's fat

Bill Belichick, the controversial head coach of the New England Patriots, was fined a league maximum $500,000 yesterday for his involvement in the NFL equivalent of espionage. To put this in perspective, that's almost 15% of his annual salary, minus wardrobe expenses. Commissioner Roger Goodell released a statement this morning to the media reiterating his ongoing and continued commitment to be "a major hardass", lest anyone should try this again. Belichik was

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