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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

Posted by Trips Right on July 3rd, 2009 under

Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can't exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can't get laid, then the terrorists have won. Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold. Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was
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I Hope Rhett Bomar Has a Long NFL Career

Posted by Trips Right on May 15th, 2009 under Football

For Longhorn fan he's the gift that keeps on giving. And if you're a crimson and cream flunky, Rhett's the scarlet letter serving as a constant reminder of OU's history of illegal inducements, transgressions, and general asshattery that is the hallmark of Sooner nation. If the New York football Giants fitted Bomar's helmet with a mobile home logo it would be less embarassing to this outlaw program than interviews like these. Allow me
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Berry Tramel Calls Out Stoops for Chaisson

Posted by Trips Right on May 13th, 2009 under Football

A great article this morning from one of the few potentially sane people in the Sooner state when it comes to the Chaisson fiasco. I congratulate Mr. Tramel (he of the Bullfeathers episode) for telling it like it is and calling a sociopath a sociopath. As HenryJames pointed out, this screw driver wielding Don Juan is available ladies. To step up Justin's game with campus coeds, I predict the sweet
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Reunited And It Feels So Good

Posted by Scipio Tex on November 7th, 2008 under Football

Mike Stoops! What are you doing here? Brent!!! Ummm, nuffim. Nuffim, eh? Why are you sitting at my desk? Watching A&M film. Eating my Red Vines I love football! ??? !!! ...
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Texas-OU: It Is Kind of a Big Deal Pt. 2

Posted by srr50 on October 8th, 2008 under Football

Taylor TRoom makes an impressive argument for the value of the Texas-OU contest being played in Dallas. He bases it on the neutral site and the national championship implications of the rivalry. Today I would like to make the case for keeping the game the way it is, and where it is, from another angle. This is a unique rivalry because even when the stakes are low on the national scene, or when both teams
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TX-OU 1968: Bad To The ‘Bone

Posted by srr50 on October 7th, 2008 under Football

When Texas went to Fayetteville in October of 1965, the Horns were riding high on the hog. Texas was #1 in one poll - #2 in the other. From the start of the 1961 season until that Saturday, Texas was 44-3-1. They had taken up permanent residence in the Top 5, with one National Championship and two near misses. Arkansas drove the length of the field late in the 4th quarter to secure a dramatic 27-24