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Beat the Barkers NCAA Tourney Bracket

Posted by Vasherized on March 15th, 2010 under Basketball

The winner gets a weekend with sizzlechest, all medical bills paid, in secluded Nova Scotia where screams go unanswered for miles. Runner-up gets the free BC tote bag that has yet to be claimed from last year's tourney. Third place gets to learn what it's like to wake up as HenryJames every day. Click here to fill out your bracket. password: damien Because this season has been evil. Regional previews and
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How many titles will Tubs win at Tech? It’s in God’s hands.

Posted by Vasherized on March 5th, 2010 under Football

But 2-4 is a safe bet. “We know how to win championships,” Tuberville said. “You can just imagine here the excitement when we do win … because we’re going to win a championship. We’re going to win maybe two, maybe three, maybe four. It just depends on what the good Lord wants us to have.” Texas Tech has officially cleared the way for salvation through some undefined form of championship crystal (BCS? Big 12? Greater Lubbock
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First look at the 2010 Longhorns

Posted by Vasherized on March 2nd, 2010 under Football

Here are some scattershots on the first open practice. The day after Mack Brown's Mom died he went right back to work. The man is committed. He seemed a little subdued but former Longhorns Justin Blalock, Rod Wright, and Colt McCoy kept his spirits up.
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#15

Posted by Vasherized on February 25th, 2010 under Football

And it's a big one. GP North Shore stud OL Sedrick Flowers has committed to the University of Texas Longhorns. (per BON).
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Mack Brown Press Conference Open Thread

Posted by Vasherized on February 25th, 2010 under Football

Listen live here. Barrett Matthews will play some H Back and will see some action in two back sets. Admits the zone read didn't work great for Colt. Going to give Gilbert some different looks under center with different backfield alignments. Tray Allen will stay at LG (for now). CTJ was going to sacrifice a fifth ward orphan if he lined up at Tackle. Trey Graham still looking kosher at TE. Mason Walters, DJ Grant, Nolan Brewster,
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Texas Okie State Open Thread

Posted by Vasherized on February 24th, 2010 under Basketball

If we can stop John Starks we have a chance.
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Conference Realignment (In Pictures)

Posted by Vasherized on February 23rd, 2010 under Football

Some smart people are typing a lot of words about this hypothetical conference realignment. Some idiots have chimed in too while stopping by here for their daily HenryJames fix. But Google Analytics counts every eyeball as equal so they won't be singled out. Carnies from Bastrop to Burma, we love you all the same. You're going to hear a lot of arcane terms thrown out there as to what will ultimately get this
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Balbay out for the season

Posted by Vasherized on February 22nd, 2010 under Basketball

Torn ACL, per Inside Texas' Twitter, per Belmont, per Balbay's doctor, per Balbay's MRI, per Balbay's knee. That's two guards lost for the season to knee injuries and the latest was from an otherwise innocuous knee bump from a clumsy big man on dedfischer's payroll. A Tonya Harding sighting on the 40 Acres can't be far away. Rick Barnes' goal of limiting J'Covan Brown's minutes j'ust got harder.
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Pitching, imo

Posted by Vasherized on February 17th, 2010 under Baseball

HenryJames was able to dictate this post on my voice mail just before getting dragged off to cell block C for his nightly prison bitch session. If you only knew the sacrifices he makes to keep you informed. He's hoping for early parole in time for Omaha. -V. ------------------- Augie Garrido announced yesterday that Taylor Jungmann will get the opening day start on Friday. That was to be expected. He also announced that Brandon Workman and
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The Lucky 13

Posted by Vasherized on February 16th, 2010 under Football

HenryJames doesn't have Internet access during the day and won't for the next six months as he can only access the Computer Machine at his Federal low-security prison at night.