Barking Carnival

In a move that surely elicited a deep belly laugh from Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delaney, Nebraska athletic director Tom Osborne announced Thursday that should the Big Ten decide that the Huskers and the greater Omaha area's 37 television sets are just too lucrative to pass up they might possibly be willing to entertain the notion of teaming up with those fellows and their $270 million yearly television revenues and prestigious and lucrative

So I finally made it to see James Cameron's new 3D adventure epic and the majority of you have likely already done so as well and formed your own opinions. Now I'll give you the right answers. First of all it's absolutely essential that you not only see this film in the theatre but also that you see it in 3D. Be forewarned though that 3D glasses look nothing like thye used to, completely foiling

Trips' wife is currently laboring to produce another future partner for his Coyote racket and hence his ability to watch and report on the game may be compromised. Now you never know quite what you'll get from a new child but if he's anything like his next oldest brother upon meeting me he'll immediately attempt to punch me in the crotch. That's right. He's a junk puncher. Joke's on him when I key his big

According to the pay recruiting site of your choice. Great get.

...because potpourri is only for perverts and Democrats. Scipio's already penned great previews of our match-up with the Huskers on both sides of the ball and CTJ has blessed us with the first ever back to back mudholes. I feel safe in saying that this practice has now reached that transcendent level of tradition where it need no longer be encumbered by articles of speech. It is now simply known as Mudhole. [Jim Gaffigan Audience Voice]Hey

Then again... Do your thing BC readership.

Hook 'Em Horns!

Last nights games signaled the beginning of college football season and for all the excitement that brings it sadly also signals the end of State of the Union season, that magical time of year when we invite fans from all around middle America here to tell us we're unfunny racists. Like our moms don't already tell us that. For this last SOTU I'm going to forgo the usual depth chart and schematic analysis for a couple

You're on notice college football world.

It's that time again. That's right, time for Barking Carnival's States of the Union from around the Big 12 Confer... HEY! I f#*king hear you scrolling up to check the by line dickhead! No, it's not Scipio. Get the hell over it. His come out later this week. If it makes you feel better I plan to steal liberally from him. Now where was I? Right. State of the Union. Let's do Nebraska I guess. I think I

So often I'm asked, "Minnesotahorn, how is it you guys at BC are able to provide consistently informative, insightful and witty commentary?" Often this is by my cardboard cutout of Colt McCoy. Well Colt, since you set a single season completion percentage record and because you let me fill in your half of the conversation, I'll tell you. Let me walk you through the process of how the magic happens. 8:15: Close office door. Use full length

« Older Posts

Barking Carnival

Author Archive for minnesotahorn

Vasherized Willing to Listen if Bar Rafaeli Calls

Avatar: It’s Not Your Father’s Ham-Fisted Allegorical Morality Play!

Don’t Call it a Post Mortem: Texas @ ISU

Mike Davis a Longhorn

Trail Mix

There’s no such thing as an ugly win over OU.

2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union

Oh Lookout

2009 Nebraska Football Preview: State of the Union

Anatomy of a Barking Carnival Post

Follow Us