Barking Carnival

It's basketball season, and Dollar Bill's blogging with newfound vitality.

It's early October, which means it's time for the national media to pen uninteresting pieces about the Texas-OU rivalry. As expected, Pat Forde doesn't disappoint on that front. You might recall that fans spent good money last year renting airplanes to fly snide signs in each other's air space. When Oklahoma played at Oklahoma State last season with the Big 12 South title on the line, a plane circled with a banner

Bill Little commentary: Winning open date Yes! We won the bye week! With a 4-0 record over their first games, the Longhorns have handled the beginning run, and on Saturday, they embark on the rest of their journey. Oct. 4, 2009 Bill Little, Texas Media Relations Mack Brown figured out a long time ago that a college football season’s duration and its intensity – at a place like Texas – is more like a pace lap

Bill Byrne's latest Wednesday Weekly started out pretty slow with a boring recap of the Aggies' unimpressive win over Utah State.

Ever eager to copy their big brother in Austin, the Aggies have their very own ridiculous website column written by a guy named Bill. Bill Byrne, Texas A&M Director of Athletics, to be exact. h/t to austindave for directing us to the treasure trove of unintentional comedy that is Wednesday Weekly with Bill Byrne. Enjoy. New Mexico Football Game Review, And Inside Our Recruiting Philosophy I jumped out of bed Sunday morning and

Football season is finally here. And so is Bill Little's regular column. This week, Bill fashions one of the most tightly strained metaphors in the history of analogical reasoning. Enjoy! Bill Little commentary: The troubadour Like for senior WR Jordan Shipley, sometimes it isn't just the believing that carries you -- it is the faith in believing. So, Texas wide receiver Jordan Shipley has faith in believing, just like a ... wandering minstrel? Sept.

The college football season is fast approaching. That means the media nutjobs are starting to crawl out of the woodwork. Our first example is Pat Forde, who last week treated ESPN.com's readers to a strangely matter-of-fact introduction into his fantasy of an imaginary college football coup d'etat hypothetically staged by Forde and his buddies at the WWL's Internets outpost.

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