First, a confession: I am a HUGE fan of this show. Got hooked on the first episode of the first season, and have never missed one since. But there is a trick to the long-term enjoyment of "24" - if you try to just take it at face value, you will quickly lose the ability to take it seriously and become disaffected. I realized this along about midway through the show's second season, when Jack
In basketball, that is.
Tennessee just beat Kansas.
Hook 'em!!!
Hans: Hallo, all you magnificent fans of the Texas Longhorns. I am Hans…
Franz: Und I am Franz…
HansNFranz: Und we are here to pump (clap!) you up!
Hans: Today, the mighty, pumped-up Texas Longhorns prepare to destroy the puny, un-pumped, Crimson Tide from Alabama.
Franz: Yah, Alabama, where all human people are related to each other due to the practice of in-breeding.
Hans: Yah, in-breeding. Hah! I laugh at in-bred, puny Alabama Crimson Tide people.
Franz: Yah,