Barking Carnival

For those of you unfamiliar with the term, ennui is a French word for sausage made with pork and wine. I’d try some if you haven’t. It’s pretty damn good. Anyway on an unrelated note

Logan Steelcock- the successful media and internet mogul with an estimated net worth of approximately a quarter of a billion dollars- was seen late Thursday night successfully avoiding strange, according to sources. “He was in the restaurant earlier” recalls Miguel Oliva, the maitre d’ at Alain Ducasse in Midtown. “Several of his associates had left and he was alone at the bar. This blonde chick comes up and starts talking to him. Smoking hot.

Good afternoon. We’re obviously pleased with the win. We have a lot of work to do but we felt like we had a good game plan this week, good scheme, we had a good week of practice.

I know. That's why you come here, for hard hitting breaking news items like these. For those of you unaware that Vince Young is a really good football player who are just finding us, welcome. Please avoid HenryJames.

It's been reported that Sam Bradford canceled his afternoon press conference yesterday in order to "gather more information" before reaching a decision. We've been provided a transcript from the exchange.

The list of things I have done so far today due to Lack of Focusness: Woke up at 6 AM. Attempted to engage in usual of fantasy of Kristin Kreuk prancing around the room in a thong, but was sabotaged by thoughts of Chief Googly Eyes and his shoulder injury.

All citizens of Oceania are required to perform a two minute hate today at 3 PM. The following topics are suitable for discussion: The state of Oklahoma has been scientifically proven to be the source of all evil.

Reuters A team of surgeons in France announced on Wednesday that high profile Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops is undergoing evaluation for the first ever human chin transplant. As reported in Le Monde, the four person team of physician specialists led by Dr. Auguste Dupin is planning on televising the experimental procedure to medical centers worldwide. “We are excited” states Dupin, “about the clinical advancements represented by such a procedure, and thrilled to be a part

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Sorry, I just can't pass this one up. If you're unfamiliar with the term, schadenfreude is an old German word which roughly translates as 'Oklahoma is a vortex of suck, has always been a vortex of suck, is so currently as we speak, and shall remain so forever and ever until the sun blows up, at which point it will continue to suck in another dimension that currently only exists in the minds of physicists

Which one is Rob?

I wanna rock right now. I wanna chalk right now. My name's Dope and I came to get down. I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone. WHOO... YEAH! Hold up. If you're lost check this out then come back. No worries mate, we'll wait. Hell open a new frame and play it on a loop. It's okay if it appeals to you in some strange way that you don't understand. In fact, put it on your iPod

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