Barking Carnival

We deserved to lose and here is why.

Because lord knows we could use the help.

I didn't, because Scipio beat me to it and his was just fine, save the uncalled for crack at us Suh Believers. But since my entire sense of self worth is derived from being correct on the internet, here are a few things I had written that we can now look back upon, and laugh.

Mark it down, November 25th, 2009, William Muschamp got outcoached.

Here is a list of teams that had a better offensive game plan than us on our relative game days: Wyoming Ok State Oklahoma Texas Tech Yet we're currently undefeated and coasting towards a national championship berth.

Who doesn't love a good, hacky blog post with sections instead of a flowing narrative that takes time and ability?

. . . is good, but hasn't reached it's potential yet. We are getting better every week, but we still have some bumps in the road.

And another thing! Tre Newton should start. Not because of his running ability, which is no better or worse than anyone else on the team (although it's better than any of us expected.

If you were among those grinding their teeth into dust on Saturday, don't worry! The offenses failure to score was merely a systemic failure that lets inferior teams negate Texas' talent advantages and makes the skill players be perfect in order to score.

Call me crazy, but I think it's safe to say we've got a star on our hands.

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