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Free Throws

Posted by The Hairline of Wade Boggs on February 25th, 2010 under Basketball

Sometime in early January 2007, I woke up at the crack of 10:17 AM. I put on my slippers and threw on my Slanket. I asked my servant to fetch the mail for me, and as he bowed and scraped his way back into my palatial efficiency, my face lit up. Like Rick Majerus sucking down an Ol' 96er, I grabbed my copy of the New Yorker from my servant's calloused hands
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The Briefest of Odes to Jim Gray

Posted by The Hairline of Wade Boggs on February 8th, 2010 under Football

On the way home from a small get together for the Super Bowl, I was tuned in to Westwood One's post-game coverage. Lo and behold, there was a voice that I had not heard in quite some time, a voice of disdain, smugness, and holier-than-thou all rolled into one tight and wiry package of brooding passive-aggressive behavior. Yes, Jim Gray was back amongst the living of broadcasters. I always marveled at his
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Kübler, Meet Ross

Posted by The Hairline of Wade Boggs on January 21st, 2010 under Football

I am still crippled with depression over the MNC. So this is my attempt at catharsis;
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An Introduction

Posted by The Hairline of Wade Boggs on January 19th, 2010 under Baseball

I would like to thank the resident scofflaws of Barking Carnival for affording me the opportunity to occasionally write here.  Since I am a charter member of the narcissist club (the other co-founder is the oil used in Steve Lavin's hair), I thought I would give you a brief bio before I pitch myself headlong into the abyss. I've been a UT fan since I can remember; the first game I can recall was watching our