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Beat the Barkers NCAA Tourney Bracket

Posted by Vasherized on March 15th, 2010 under Basketball

The winner gets a weekend with sizzlechest, all medical bills paid, in secluded Nova Scotia where screams go unanswered for miles. Runner-up gets the free BC tote bag that has yet to be claimed from last year’s tourney. Third place gets to learn what it’s like to wake up as HenryJames every day.

Click here to fill out your bracket.

password: damien

Because this season has been evil.

Regional previews and


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Texas finishes sweep of Iowa

Posted by HenryJames on March 15th, 2010 under Baseball

This staff is money. The kind of money Trips leaves in g-strings. After this weekend’s four game sweep of Iowa, the team ERA is sitting at 1.89.
 
Game 1

 
Pitching: Cole Green was on and looked really comfortable out there. He gave up a single unearned run in the first on a single, three stolen bases and two errors while striking out the side. Iowa only managed three singles and a walk the rest of the game.


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If we can stop Tim Duncan…

Posted by Nickel Rover on March 14th, 2010 under Basketball

Basketball:

So Scipio did a great job on introducing us to our ACC counterpart and robbing me of an easy morning column. A great read though, it sounds like they are in Texas’ wheelhouse since it isn’t at Wake. You can see the whole bracket here.

Obviously Kentucky is the 2nd opponent and I don’t think there’s any way Texas beats them. Mason or Bradley would need to stay on Wall the entire game because


32

A Wake Before The Funeral

Posted by Scipio Tex on March 14th, 2010 under Basketball

What happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object?

We’ll find out on March 18th. Meet Wake Forest.


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As if we didn’t already like Traylon Shead enough…

Posted by HenryJames on March 14th, 2010 under Football

we fucking love him now.

The look on Perry’s face is priceless.


35

NFL Draft: A Mockery

Posted by magnusbleuveigner on March 14th, 2010 under Football

1. Rams-Sam Bradford-Best qb prospect since Carson Palmer.


34

Texas Basketball is Dangerous

Posted by Trips Right on March 14th, 2010 under Basketball

Or that’s what they’re telling Andy Katz anyway.


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Damion…prepare for glory

Posted by Nickel Rover on March 13th, 2010 under Baseball

Basketball:

The Baylor game pretty well sapped me of any hope of this bunch beating a legitimately good team. They’re gonna go down like Leonidas vs. a hail of 3 pointers.

For much of the season Texas was ahead in the Ken Pomeroy efficiency ratings based on their defense. Now we’ve seen that defense crumble and the current rankings reflect a team that is even more devoid of identity with the 28th ranked offense and 27th


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Texas-El Paso Basketball On Now

Posted by Trips Right on March 13th, 2010 under Basketball

One of the two or three best basketball teams in Texas, the UTEP Miners are on CBS now playing against Tom Pender’s Houston Cougars. With John Calipari disciple Tony Barbee manning the opposing bench, the coaching mismatch in this game is stark, and eventhough UH is only down three as I type, so is the talent disparity. Other than Baylor this UTEP squad has more talent one through five than any other team


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Taylor Jungmann is the best pitcher in baseball

Posted by HenryJames on March 13th, 2010 under Baseball

College baseball.

He’s a witch. Last night he struck out 17 Iowa batters in only 7 1/3 innings of work. And got a no decision. More on that later. He’s filled out his frame and is no longer all arms and legs like he was last year. His fastball has gotten, uh, faster, and last night his slider was unhittable.


No, you wouldn’t.

He gave up a single run in the first inning


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  • Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem   1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    Don’t have time to address each and every comment now, but I wanted to say thanks to everyone for contributing to the site this season. It’s made it a lot of fun to follow a team that’s tough to watch at times.

    Also, I wanted to thank you for the kind words as

  • Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two   1 hour, 12 minutes ago

    And that’s all she wrote…relatively boring day so far. A&M out to a nice early lead.

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  • Art Vandelay commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem   1 hour, 14 minutes ago

    Trips,

    Great work all year long. Love the passion. The fact that you kept writing these (even around the birth of a child), is fantastic, shows your commitment, and is a little freaky. :-)

    I think you showed great restraint in this post. It would have been easier to “go off” on Barnes.

  • ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Barnes worst team   1 hour, 15 minutes ago

    Second awesomest thing — Magnus gets his woman to go to Hooters with him.

  • Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two   1 hour, 22 minutes ago

    Missouri going to hang on…

    Sconsin clinging to a 2 point cushion

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  • BrickHorn commented on the blog post Barnes worst team   1 hour, 35 minutes ago

    Are there any women who are not skanks at any place on 1960?

  • Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two   1 hour, 36 minutes ago

    Make that a 1 point Wofford lead with 4+ to play…

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  • Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two   1 hour, 43 minutes ago

    Pitt rolling Oakland.

    Purdue holds on against Siena…I missed it in my bracket, but I’m actually happy for them.

    Missouri pulling away from Clemson (68-60) with 7 to play…knew I should have never bet on Oliver Purnell, even if it was against this Missouri team.

    Amazingly, game of the day so far might be Wisco/Wofford – 2

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  • ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Barnes worst team   1 hour, 46 minutes ago

    I ain’t talking about the girls Brick.

  • BrickHorn commented on the blog post Barnes worst team   1 hour, 49 minutes ago

    The girls don’t wear jorts at Hooters. They dress like Richard Simmons.