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If A Stopwatch Clicks In The Woods…

Posted by Scipio Tex on March 10th, 2010 under Football

…does anyone hear it?

A&M pro day.

I’m not one for kicking someone when they’re down, but…

Some key quotes:

Draft-eligible Aggies tried to impress scouts Wednesday in College Station.

I just want to make the NFL aware that I am also draft eligible.

As is His Holiness, Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet.

Most of you are draft eligible as well. Unless you flee to Canada.

But there wasn’t a ton of attention, given that no A&M football player was invited to the recent NFL combine.

Oh. Neither was I. Is that like, a call, a letter, what? Because my Verizon has been f’ed up.

There were representatives from nine teams on hand to watch 17 Aggies run, jump and go through other agility drills.

First of all, if the Aggies are just randomly running and jumping, I’m starting to see the disconnect. The NFL demands discipline. They’re not drafting kittens.

To hell with your joi de vivre!

Second, is it credible to count the GM from the Toronto Argonauts and a confused scout from Tottenham Hotspur among the nine present?

Thirdly, there are 30 teams in the NFL.

Nine showed.

So, math.

So, holy %%^%@#%^.

I now provide this thread as a therapeutic safe haven for any Aggie readers that wish to rail against Dennis Franchione’s recruiting.

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11 Responses

  1. Steve Bartman said:

    March 10th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    And yet they basically abused our wunderkind DC and his charges.

    Love to see your thoughts on that. That was a weird game.

  2. Seymour Cray said:

    March 10th, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    Will this elicit a South 06 visit so he can show us his tampon?

  3. ColoradoAg said:

    March 10th, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Uh yeah. Fuck Fran with an AIDS riddled fist.

    There isn’t one damn player on that list that isn’t immediately replaceable by a true frosh. Sherm might not be the guy, but this is the damning, lingering radiation of Franoshima.

  4. Steve Bartman said:

    March 10th, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Whoa.

  5. nordberg said:

    March 10th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    “And yet they basically abused our wunderkind DC and his charges.

    Love to see your thoughts on that. That was a weird game.”

    Four days rest for each team hurt the defenses, IMO. Of course atm’s defense would have looked pretty close to that anyway.
    Also, atm doesn’t quit against Texas like they do against every other team on their schedule. If Sherman could hypnotize them and convince them they’re playing Texas every week, they’d win 10 games a year.

  6. Magnificent Bastard said:

    March 11th, 2010 at 6:46 am

    Aggies are just randomly running and jumping

    I thought that was atm’s defense.

  7. Magnificent Bastard said:

    March 11th, 2010 at 6:52 am

    Oh, and, were you just ballparking it?

    Thirdly, there are 30 teams in the NFL.

    31. Ravens
    32. Texans

  8. czarcw said:

    March 11th, 2010 at 10:56 am

    I’ll comment on that game. The Ags didn’t quit because, unlike their customary curb-stomping against K-State and OU, they actually had some early success where they scored on a broken coverage. Secondly, no doubt, Jerrod Johnson was on fire. If he plays like that every game next year, the Ags are going to be tough to beat no matter what 3-legged mule Deyruter rolls out at DB.

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    March 11th, 2010 at 12:21 pm

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  10. Scipio Tex said:

    March 11th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Magnificent:

    I’m embarrassed. 32. My bad. I was actually trying to make the Aggie ratio look better.

  11. Johnnymac said:

    March 11th, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Jerrod Johnson was not on fire. The Aggie receivers appeared to be coated in stickum for that game.

    Oh great, now I’m having flashbacks.

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