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Liveblogging Wednesday Night

Posted by Vasherized on January 20th, 2010 under Basketball

Why you ask? Because it’s there. We are the Sir Edmund Hillary of liveblogging. If it’s on, we’ll blog it. Oxygen canisters are sometimes required but thankfully HenryJames doesn’t have cable.

Criminal Minds? Bring it, sexual deviants and criminology majors. Modern Family? Bring it, gays and aspiring TV writers. Colorado/Okie State?

Get a fucking life and turn on the Baylor/KU game.

KU’s first half effort against Baylor reminded me of Texas’ game at K. State. Except the Jayhawks are at home. Still, it’s a familiar brand of West Mall grackle shit that Texas fans have enjoyed the flavor of for the last three games, save a few sparing moments when we actually showed some movement on offense, hit bunny layups, sank at least 1 out of 2 free throws, and kept the same lineup in for more than 36 seconds.

Meanwhile, our win against UNC isn’t looking so good. The Tar Heels just lost their third straight to an underrated Wake Forest squad that dominated the whole way, winning by 13 at the Dean Dome.

The wins against Sparty and Pitt look strong, even if Pitt was missing two key players when we beat them. Nobody will remember that come seeding time in March.

Hopefully Scipio can fill us in on the new season of Ugly Betty. That’s the only plausible reason we could come up with for his going off the grid. Sailor Ripley is working behind the scenes to pull the show off the air. Maybe srr50 can give us a ratings update?

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  1. sizzlechest said:

    January 20th, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Paging Dr. Faggot!

  2. They are mature actually. You just have to get to know them better. Kiss?

  3. KU pulling away. 60-53.

  4. Lacedarius Dunn working over KU with 22 pts, 5-7 from behind the arc.

    Pure shooter, crackhead name.

  5. Baylor ties it up at 65 with 3:22 to play after a 38 ft jumper by Collins misses and Baylor hits a wide open backdoor (Hi!) cutter for an easy dunk.

  6. No shortage of ticky tack fouls on BU helping to bail KU out…

  7. “Because it’s there…”
    that would be Mallory, not Hillary… gotta get your mountainclimbers straight.

  8. Baylor with another wide open dunk. KU up two with 2:00 to play.

  9. Good to have some Sherpas around for fact checking.

    Thanks, Tenzing Norgay.

    71-69 1:23 to play.

  10. My Collins tag hex apparently didn’t work. Just hit a 3 to put the Jayhawks up by 5.

  11. So that’s what it’s like to hit clutch free throws…

    Baylor with it’s typical 3 pt desperation clanks.

  12. NC State up 9 on Duke.

  13. Durant with 31/10 to beat the Timberwolves by two.

  14. The wolfpack wins by 14. Ouch.

  15. Georgetown beats Pitt 74-66.

  16. Dam dookie

  17. Did somebody have a wager on the game?

  18. CrazyJoeDavola66 said:

    January 20th, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    Maybe it’s just me but the 09-10 basketball season is shaping up a lot like the 09-10 football season – no great teams, a number of good teams that can look like dogshit on any given night.

    Hell, even Texas looks a lot like Texas – outstanding individual talent at spots, indifferent offense that looks good on paper, defense that has some holes in it, a predisposition to play some guys for the apparent reason that they’re program guys, coaches/fans that say over and over again that “we can play so much better”, and a tendency to lose complete control over fundamentals.

    Seriously, I think we could beat UConn by 10, and I think we could get beat by 20. I have no idea what to really expect. Same thing with the rest of conference play. I hope we get over our customary mid-season funk soon.

  19. God I’m glad I wasn’t the only one bored to tears tonight.

  20. It’s only 6,134 days till college football returns.

    Still, March Madness is on the horizon.

  21. And we’re only 26 days, 2 hours and 34 minutes away from the glorious athleticism of curling.

    http://www.vancouver2010.com/olympic-curling/

  22. Yeah, this college football withdrawal thing sucks.

  23. I don’t know about you guys but I had an awesome Wednesday talking to myself online watching 7 different games at once.

    Baghdatis came back to beat Ferrer down two sets. There is some seriously hot ass running around Melbourne during that tournament if you ever get a chance to go. I should let HenryJames know in advance that it’s female ass.

  24. Capt. Insano said:

    January 22nd, 2010 at 10:20 am

    mmmmmmm. Salma Hayek.

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