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Texas OL Police The Field

Posted by Scipio Tex on December 11th, 2009 under Football

Fat boys!
Whatcha want, whatcha want,
Whatcha gonna do
When Nda-mu-kong Suh
he come for you.

Tell meeeeeee
Whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?

When it was 3rd and 8
Receiver no run straight
They stop like fool
No vertical tool
If we miss hot route
Lineman shout
Sorry Colt, now here come Suh!

Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?

OC chuck it to this one
OC chuck it to that one
OC love he da passin’ game.
OC chuck it on 3rd and 2
OC chuck back the brew,
OC chuck it to Chiles for a two inch gain!

Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?

Reach block give you no break.
Tunnel screen give you no break.
Quick kick give you no break.
Not even extra blocking surface give you no break!

Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Nda-mu-kong Suh -
he come for you

Hear me now, I say…

Come into program screw face
McWhorter put you through pace
Young man lose his edge
Colt wall become a hedge
Make white boy want
To jump from ledge.

Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh come for you?
Fat boys, fat boys
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when Suh -
he come for you?

Why can’t you be so mean
Mad Dog no keep you lean
Sometimes you wish you could just fire out, man.
I know sometimes you wish you could just fire out, man!

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  1. Pat Sajak said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 4:00 am

    This is the funniest shit I’ve read (heard?) in a long time.

  2. parlin said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Classic.

    FWIW, “Amukamara” rhymes with “Suh throw Colt really far-a.”

  3. texoz said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Good stuff, A-

    Would have given you an A+ if I had seen one of these words: fetal or fupa.

  4. Eastbound & Down said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 7:21 am

    It wasn’t Chris Hall’s fault. Otter and Hoover had just wrecked his brother’s car.

    And yes, after watching Hall play his Delta name should be Flounder..

  5. huskerwes1 said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 7:27 am

    That was very difficult to sing to my wife when I printed it off- masterful.

  6. Honna said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 7:33 am

    I was looking for a catchy tune to play on auto-repeat in my head. All. Day.

  7. dedfischer said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 8:12 am

    I’m going to relocate to Rialto some day.

  8. Vasherized said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 8:38 am

    In case it wasn’t entirely obvious, Scipio co-wrote these lyrics with Ras Trent. They met toiling part time at Coldstone Creamery.

  9. HenryJames said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    When I read ‘our offensive line and cops,’ this is the first thing that came to mind.

    Photobucket

  10. tree said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Some fat boys that might have helped:

    J’Marcus Webb – grades, all american, starts for West Texas AM
    Aundre McCaskey – transfer – Blinn jc
    Roy Watts – grades, juco all american, now starts at UofH
    Jerrod Gooch – verbal only, never made it to campus, went to Tech, doubt he is still on the team

    J. Webb and R. Watts could have helped this team. The attrition at the oline position has definately hurt this years performance on the field. Guys who should have been career back ups are now playing the majority of the snaps. Oline recruiting has been the weak link in 2005-2006. Hopefully that has changed.

    now back to fat boys, fat boys, whatcha gonna do…

  11. spider said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 10:14 am

    OK, if you’re gonna be like that.

    With no apologies to Frank Zappa….

    Even though
    they know
    where he’s coming through,
    they still have no answer
    for Nda-mu-kong Suh!
    He strolled on over ‘n said
    “Look here, Jack,
    you can triple team
    but you can’t stop the sack!
    You just can’t do it!”

    They had a bet
    with Greg Davis,
    who thinks he got game,
    that he could prove at any time
    the Black Shirts were lame.

    Nda-mu-kong Suh!
    Nda-mu-kong Suh!
    Big damned African
    Comin’ through!
    They done spent three hours
    and they ain’t got nothin’ for
    Nda-mu-kong!
    Nda-mu-kong!
    Ain’t got nothin’ for Nda-mu-kong Suh!

    There’s a spot to take a shot!
    But Colt can’t get to it!
    No! No! No!
    There’s a spot to take a shot!
    But Colt can’t get to it!
    No! No! No!

  12. dedfischer said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Texas just needs some dudes to graduate. The current starters are maxed out talent-wise. Definitely the weakest and least athletic I’ve seen the Horns field in my era. Although, I wasn’t paying very close attention during a stretch in the 90s.

  13. ChicagoTTU said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am

    SAVE CLIPPER COOPER

  14. Cincohorn said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Colt: “Alone in the dark, but now Suh come along, and Suh light up my life, Suh give me no hope, to carry on”

    Suh: “Your once, twice, three times my lady”

  15. huskerwes1 said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    No “Runaround Suh” lines???

  16. j.r.69 said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    What’s really puzzling is that this year’s o-line was supposed to be the team’s strong point. Almost all returned from a year ago, when they were considered a very good group by year’s end.

    What the hell happened??

  17. j.r.69 said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Oh, and I apologize for entering a post without a catchy tune embedded in it. Guess I’m just too much a music lover.

  18. Jackanape said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    It’s not the Jimmys and the Joes, it’s the Xs and the Os.

  19. texastough said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    My name is ‘Suh!’ How do you do! Now you’re gonna die!!

  20. Sailor Ripley said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

  21. Scipio Tex said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I am going to get drunk and karaoke this. I’ve actually had this playing through my head all day.

    Nice job on yours, spider.

    I’m a huge Ras Trent fan. White people with dreadlocks are a particular fascination of mine.

  22. spider said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Thanks, Scip. I actually had that running through my head in the second half. And I was sober. I’m not sure which is more pathetic.

  23. torre said:

    December 11th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Brilliant, Scip. Can someone give this to Davis or McWhorter?

  24. texoz said:

    December 12th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Next up, “A Boy Named Suh” ???

  25. Fritz said:

    December 13th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Damn you! I had this stupid song going through my head all morning!

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