An Aggie Teachable Moment

Since we’re big on teachable moments in the age of Obama, I thought it was time to give Longhorn fans a lesson in how Aggies really view The University of Texas and its fans.

This is important because too many Texas fans labor under the illusion that the Aggie you work with, or go to church with, or coach your kids’ little league team with is really a nice guy who doesn’t really buy into all that religious cult-like behavior that is ingrained into Aggie culture and collective mindset. Trust me, your image of that Aggie is wrong. You maintain that image of him in your mind because the Aggie, having been shamed into submission by a decade-plus of abject failure on the field of play doesn’t feel comfortable airing his real feelings in your presence. But those feelings are there, simmering just below the surface, waiting to explode in an orgy of boorish Gomer-style taunts about “good bull” and “old Army” at the next sign of an Aggie triumph.

Many of you are too young to remember the lone era of A&M dominance in the football series with Texas, which lasted from 1984 through 1994. Those of us who suffered through those dark days recall that the Aggie faithful were much more willing to wear their real feelings for the hated “tu” on their snuff-stained sleeves, reminding anyone who would listen of their store-bought football superiority at the slightest provocation. Losing 10 of the last 14 to the Longhorns and barely breaking even overall in the last ten years has rendered the average goose-stepping Dixie Chicken regular less willing to even acknowledge the existence of a football program in College Station, but trust me, their inferiority complex-driven resentments are always simmering just below the surface whenever you happen to be interacting with them.

This was all brought to mind yesterday when a good friend forwarded me the following email he had received from an Aggie acquaintance early this week. Read it closely, friends, and understand that this is really the way any Aggie you know has felt about “tu” since the first day he set foot in fish camp. The comments in italics are mine:

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Dear T-Sips-
I hate you. I hate your athletic program. I hate your liberal, pinko
institution of higher learning. I hate your city, which is a stain on
the greatest state in the union. [note: this city is the state capitol of Texas,
the site at which the founders of this great state chose to establish as its
seat of government following the Texas Revolution; thus, one can only
conclude that Texas A&M teaches its students to hate not only The
University of Texas, but also the heroes who died at the Alamo and
Goliad, Sam Houston, Jim Bowie, Davey Crockett and MB Lamar, to
name just a few - this seems an odd course of instruction at a school that
likes to bill itself as one of the state's flagship universities.]

I hate your stupid ass tower. [So Aggies also detest excellent architecture,
which helps explain the blot on the eye that is Kyle Field.]

I hate your sense of entitlement. I hate that you mock A&M because we have a
sense of comradery that you could never hope to have or understand. [Always
with the "you could never hope to understand" crap; yes, I will concede that
it is impossible for outsiders to understand Aggiedom in the very same sense
that it was impossible for the ATF to understand the Branch Davidians.]

Aggie tradition – from the outside you can never understand it, and thank God for that.

I hate that fucking Longhorn logo. [We're not all that fond of that image of
Popeye in a fake army suite you clowns use, either.]

I hate that I can’t go into a Wal-Mart in Texas without seeing 20 overweight
inbred yokels sporting tu gear. [Please note that 15 years ago, this same Aggie
used to brag to his buddies that he'd just been to Wal-Mart and seen 20
overweight inbred yokels sporting Aggie gear (they were all his cousins)
- that was back when stores like Wal-Mart could actually get somebody
to purchase Aggie gear.]

I hate burnt orange. I hate that you always have the refs in your back
pocket. [Ah, the old Burnt Orange Referee Conspiracy, another favorite
Aggie rationalization for 120 years of getting their asses handed to them
by the Longhorns.] I hate that your players break every law in the book and get
suspended for a half against the Ray Charles school for the deaf and
blind. I hate that you cheat just like everyone else and get away with
it. [This is always my favorite Aggie self-justification - it was ok for
Jackie Sherrill to cheat because "tu" d0es it too but never seems to get
caught at it.]

He hates SMU cheerleaders, too.

I hate that you think “aggy” is somehow insulting. [And yet, he thinks it's
perfectly normal and "good bull" to believe that 'tu' is somehow insulting.]

I hate Mack Brown. I hate Jordan Shipley. I hate Sergio Kindle. But most of all, I
hate that Fucking vagina you have under center and hope his whittle
whabia takes one more pounding at the hands of A&M before his venture
into the CFL begins.

One thing I don’t hate are individual sip fans, [Boy, that makes us feel so much
better about this guy.] but I despise the entity that is Texas University. I straight
up hate everything about it and everything it stands for. [Really? We'd have
never guessed that in reading your friendly note.]

A few notes going into Turkey Day…

1: Anyone who thinks tu is going to walk into Kyle and win by 40 like
last year is delusional. We probably won’t beat you, but you are in for
a dogfight. This IS our superbowl, and every ounce of pressure is on tu.
You know it and we know it. Bring it beetches. [Translation for normal
human beings: he remains convinced the Aggie Band will win halftime.]

2: No matter what happpens, he will always be known as Cart McCry.
[Dude, that is so clever!] Nothing he can do in this or any other game can ever change that. He got
carted off the field for an “injury” that most middle schoolers walk
off. Accept that your QB is a little Pussy who happens to be really good
at football and move on. [Note the qualifier "who happens to be really good
at football" - a clear indicator that Gomer here understands that Colt is about
to take the Aggie defense to the cleaners Thursday night.]

3: tu is looking to even the series with A&M since A&M has had a
legitimate athletic program. Good luck with that. [Translation: in the Aggie
mind, their "legitimate athletic program" began on the day Jackie Sherrill
showed up in College Station and began managing Bum Bright's slush fund.]

4: Finally, and I mean this in the most sincere manner possible, FUCK
TEXAS

Aggie “comradery” – sic

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There you have it, folks – the true Aggie mindset about UT in about 400 poorly-constructed words. This concludes this year’s Texas Aggie Teachable Moment.

Hook ‘em!!!

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South06 said:

November 25th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Eyes –

I don’t remember electing that guy to speak for all of us. Try again.

Sailor –

Now you see why I have no desire to help you build your little site chain?

The refusal to remain focused on sports and insistence on attacking and verbally belittling an entire fanbase is not something I can get on board with. From either side.

Hope you guys make the trip to College Station tomorrow. We would love to have you.

Gig ‘Em
hg03 said:

November 25th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Something tells me that guy had his ass kicked a whole lot in middle school.
HenryJames said:

November 25th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

That seems apocryphal.
Big Mc said:

November 25th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

“but trust me, their inferiority complex-driven resentments are always simmering just below the surface whenever you happen to be interacting with them.”
Is it a complex when they really are inferior? Or is it just that they are good at self realization and acceptance of fact?
Mike Sherman said:

November 25th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

i wanna know who leaked that picture of our new D-line formation. that’s our secret plan to plug the A hole.
Lilia B. said:

November 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Thursday November 26, 2009, 7:00 PM CST cannot get here soon enough.
hopefulhorn said:

November 25th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

The whole “Cart” McCoy thing is a sad revelation of what aggy is really all about. What they are celebrating there was a thuggish cheap shot well after the play was over. Is that something that these alleged champions of traditional values want to brag about? How pathetic.
texastough said:

November 25th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

South06 –

Thanks for letting us know that, twice.

I guess this kind of stuff may seem like “attacking and belittling” with a stick that far up your A hole. I personally think what has made aggy smack talking so enduring and satisfying is Aggy’s complete inability to laugh at himself or realize what is so apparent to the rest of the world. So thank you for staying the course.
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 25th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

I don’t think that when the founders picked Austin to make the state capitol they knew that a pink bikini clad homeless man would ever run for mayor. For some reason I don’t think Houston, Bowie, and Crockett would have put up with Leslie joining them around the campfire, or that Austinite Leslie would have taken up arms with them.

I like the rest though, especially that picture. #42 has a “what the fuck are we doing” look, but then I notice his hand placement. Also the two guys on the bottom are the most enthusiastic out of the bunch. Chris Hall might be related to #41.
Orangeblood79 said:

November 25th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Feel free to let me know what I did that was so wrong as to have my posts deleted, while Eskimo walks around with a stick up his ass at will.
South06 said:

November 25th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

“The whole ‘Cart’ McCoy thing is a sad revelation of what aggy is really all about. What they are celebrating there was a thuggish cheap shot well after the play was over. Is that something that these alleged champions of traditional values want to brag about? How pathetic.”

This has been pointed out ad nauseum, but Colt went down on a perfectly legal hit from Michael Bennett. The hit you are referring to was a late hit by Kellen Heard. You would be hard-pressed to find any Aggies who would say the Heard hit wasn’t a cheap shot, but it wasn’t the one that did it.

Second, I despise the “Cart” nickname. It’s a TexAgs staple. But what you guys are forgetting is that internet message boards are made up of a very minuscule, yet vocal, part of the fan community. Most are alums wasting time at work. As a student, I am willing to bet that 95% of the Aggie fan base has no idea that nickname exists.
EyesOfTX said:

November 25th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

You would be hard-pressed to find any Aggies who would say the Heard hit wasn’t a cheap shot, but it wasn’t the one that did it.
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By that, I’m assuming you mean the tens of thousands of Aggie fans who stood and cheered after Heard’s cheap shot were just kidding? I’m guessing that’s an Aggie tradition, too?

Good bull. Whooop!

Hook ‘em!!!
ColoradoAg said:

November 25th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

“Tens of thousands”? How many Ags did you guys let into DKR that day?

The little email you ripped apart was penned by an anonymous TexAgs poster. Hardly representative of an entire fan base. Plenty of these idiots post on Hornfans, Raiderpower, etc.
Ag_in_TX said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

I can put up with b.s. like this as long as I can continue to post youtube videos of Mack Brown anally raping Vince Young on Spence Park Soapbox
Kevin Modisette said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

I have had several “friends” at a&m that have repeatedly referred to Colt McCoy as “Cart McCry”. He said they are making shirts at a&m with a picture of him on a stretcher, so don’t act like aggies dont support this. They thrive off of seeing UT suffer in any way, even if it is a player getting injured. Not classy
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

I just can’t see the UT fanbase making fun of Jerrod Johnson in that manner. Basically he’s a good dude. I mean it’s not like Colt runs his fucking mouth all over the place like the cuntish Stephen McGee, or is just an all around asshole like Reggie McNeal.

I’d be embarrassed if I thought “Cart McCry” was funny. Not because it’s classless, but because it’s the least clever thing ever. That had to be a redneck sitting in the top of the stadium saying, “hey, it ain’t Colt McCoy, it’s Cart McCry!! Get it?!!” From there it caught on like wildfire similar to the ‘nok su cow’ chant in Kickboxer 1.
charlie varrick said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

AgInTx- The difference is that someone does not have to photo shop Ags anally raping each other. See above. I guess it just comes naturally.
Woody Bombay said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

It galls the hell out of aggies that McCoy has been so successful at “tu” in Austin, or Sodom-on-the-Colorado. He’s got all the things — good kid, respectful of others, God-fearing, small town Texas — they fetishize. So naturally they demonize him.
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

And, I wonder if it bother them that Shipley chose to go to UT rather than atm. That had to hurt. I mean, what was Shipley thinking to not follow McGee onto Gattiland?

Woody what part of Seattle do you live in? I’ve spent quite a bit of time in Wallingford.
Jeffrey said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

this whole thread sucks. that email has been posted everywhere.
Woody Bombay said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

magnus,
The opposite side of Green Lake from Wallingford, in Phinney Ridge. Strategically situated so that, in a four block radius, there are five taverns.
Nordberg said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

I cherish our rivalry with OU.

I would love it if we never played a&m again, in any sport. Ever.
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Woody, help me here. One of those taverns is the Little Red House? Hen House? I can’t recall it, but my dad’s friends took me there because they had Shiner. I don’t care for Shiner, but it’s the thought that counts. Beautiful area you live in, and not cheap.

I once got engaged on top of the hill at Gas Works park.
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 25th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Nordberg, you wouldn’t like my groups traditional viewing party. Half Horns, half ags. Many kegs, and lots of trash talk. Only a couple of those ag fools are really ag stupid. Most of the ags just talk shit back because we’re checking their manhood. They secretly root for UT, and end up talking about deer season.
Fried Rice said:

November 25th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

i like that he tones down the vulgarity by how he spells “beetches.” There could be kids reading this you know.
SpiralOut said:

November 25th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

What I don’t understand is why anyone cares what the fuck Agric says about us or anyone else. They fucking suck at everything they do, besides being WAY too friendly with livestock.

It’s like getting upset or laughing with your friends when a child tries starting a fight with you. Who gives a fuck? Just ignore them.

I guess a lot of it stems from some of you old timers feeling bitter about when ol’ Jackie actually made their program semi-relevant for a few years. Most younger Horns I know could give a shit about Aggy. If we somehow had them dropped from our schedule, none of us would care.

The more you bring the sheep humpers up the more that justifies their existence (as pathetic as it is) and keeps them hanging on and spouting ridiculous nonsense.

So again, why the fuck should we care that one backwards fucktard decided to emo-rage about us? We’re Texas.
Woody Bombay said:

November 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

The Little Red Hen — that’s on the Wallingford side of the lake. I’ve never been there except to buy a t-shirt for my brother from “Seattle’s Only Honky Tonk.”
uthookem said:

November 25th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

“I cherish our rivalry with OU.

I would love it if we never played a&m again, in any sport. Ever.”

Nordberg nailed it. At least OU is often respectable and good in something and will do some things on a national stage. Whereas A&M never seems to be able to do that (except for men’s golf, last year, wow, that’s so awesome, probably still bringing in recruits to play football from DFW and Houston over that title), so when you lose to them it’s very embarrassing.

Texas by 30.
Iron said:

November 25th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

> I hate your sense of entitlement. I hate that you mock A&M because we have a
sense of comradery that you could never hope to have or understand.

Comradery? Does he mean camaraderie? This is the kind of thing that pisses me off. As an Air Force ROTC grad of Texas, still on active duty, I despise the Corps of Cadets idiots that join and don’t serve.

Hook ‘em
The Bobs said:

November 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Nordberg said:
I cherish our rivalry with OU.
I would love it if we never played a&m again, in any sport. Ever.

That’s exactly the way I feel too…
Except for the English hit on Colt after the play was blown dead a couple of years ago, I don’t really recall OU deliberately trying to hurt players – Longhorns or otherwise. They are usually aggressive, and hit a ton, but not particularly dirty.

Not so the Aggies. I can recall at least one other instance (back in Marty Akins’ senior year) when they deliberately and purposely tried to injure a player. And to date, I’ve never heard an Aggie full-heartedly condemn either that or the Heard cheap shot. At the very most, I’ve gotten a few weaselly ‘well, it was pretty close to the whistle’ excuses. And a whole pot full of full-blown denials. They’re garbage, and it would not hurt me in the least to leave them to their little world.

although I do like, and heartily respect quite a few Aggies on an individual basis – though come to think of it, I’ve never tried them in their natural habitat though, so who knows if fish camp training kicks in…
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Woody,

“Seattles Only Honky Tonk.” Ok, now it makes sense. They thought they were putting me in my comfort zone while at the same time reveling in the Texas stereotype. That would explain why I got picked up at the airport with the harmonious ramblings of Kenny Chesney playing. Man, I hate that shit. My favorite place is Ray’s Boathouse on the sound, not far from the locks, or Murphys on 45th. There’s some decent shit in Fremont too. I never go to Capital Hill for fear of running into Corps members.

Have a good Thanksgiving Horn nation and enjoy the game.
blackscholes said:

November 25th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

Sorry, South – the next Aggie who will identify to me the Heard shot as late will be the first.

The public mindset of your fan base is troubling to say the least. ‘Cart’, ‘t-shirt fans’, ‘tu’, the overt racism et al – disavow it all you want but it does not change the reality. I would take your bet, and be sorely tempted to counter that 95% of your fans have in fact uttered the phrase.

If the people I’ve seen posting on Texags are otherwise fully employed, contributing members of society who are just wasting time at work as you suggest, then that is even more cause for concern than my assumption that anger, hate and myopia of that kind could only come from people who don’t have the ability to know any better.

You are probably one of the outliers, and I think you do yourself a disservice by drawing such an indefensible line in the sand.
The General said:

November 25th, 2009 at 9:42 pm

For some reason I don’t think Houston, Bowie, and Crockett would have put up with Leslie joining them around the campfire, or that Austinite Leslie would have taken up arms with them.

I think Houston would have been cool with it if Leslie had brought some booze.
Burnt Orange Wookiee said:

November 25th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

I’m not sure where else to put this, but Clipper Cooper, where art though? CC’s take on the this game and its fan base might be…enlightening?
Trips Right said:

November 25th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

I think the post is well written and funny. But I disagree about the rivalry sentiment. OU can go shit in their collective hats for all I care. I hope they fail miserably as a program and by and large as a people. They’re an outlaw program and a shining example of all that’s wrong with college football.

As for the aggies, they’re Texans. They’re bat shit crazy Texans but still Texans. And I was in school when they were cheating and kicking the shit out of us. I’m willing to give them a pass as long as they continue to play by the rules and suck out loud. Seriously, though, I enjoy the rivalry and call dozens of aggies friends. Or dozens of friends aggies. Which would it be?
Blueshorn said:

November 25th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

“As a student, I am willing to bet that 95% of the Aggie fan base has no idea that nickname [Cart McCry] exists.”

You’re full of shit. I read the nickname in an Associated Press article about the game in my local paper, just this morning. Anyone who follows either program has heard or seen it, repeatedly.
Blueshorn said:

November 25th, 2009 at 10:07 pm

11-25-09 Jim Vertuno article, via Associated Press, re: Cart McCry:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091125/ap_on_sp_co_ne/fbc_t25_texas_mccoy_s_losses

“After Texas fell behind late in the fourth quarter, a hard hit aggravated the injury and he was carted off the field. Some Aggies fans have taunted him with the nickname “Cart McCry” ever since.”
Orangeblood79 said:

November 25th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

Any Ag….

Wander over to Texags.com, take a look at the many, many threads about how they hope Colt gets injured again….

….and then come back and tell us that only a few people have that mentality.

Fuckers.

GTFO
Fried Rice said:

November 26th, 2009 at 12:06 am

Seriously, though, I enjoy the rivalry and call dozens of aggies friends. Or dozens of friends aggies. Which would it be?

I judge you by the kind of company you keep. You suck.
gargle said:

November 26th, 2009 at 12:07 am

I’m a lurker gay. That Aggie t-sip (or sipping tea, with pinkies pointing towards Jesus mind you) and other hick nonsense is phobic and weird. And overalls.

Texas A&M:
http://www.dolittler.com/img/enclosures/0dog_butt.jpg

Texas:
http://www.veoh.com/collection/s347296/watch/e120998npE7CweD

Don’t hate because you live in the sticks.
Sugarpants said:

November 26th, 2009 at 12:32 am

Mark Berry > Leeland McElroy
hornsince75 said:

November 26th, 2009 at 1:21 am

I wish you bastards wouldn’t suggest checking out OU or Ag message boards ever again. It’s like the fucking Twilight Zone meets Deliverance. Having said that, I’m with trips. Fuck OU. Dig a mile wide moat around Oklahoma, have the border patrol lock it down, and let the shit stains inbreed themselves out of existence. The Ags? A bunch of retards no doubt, but they’re so goddamned funny with their insecurity and hysterics…we’d have to join the SEC to get the same level of entertainment.
EyesOfTX said:

November 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am

I think the post is well written and funny. But I disagree about the rivalry sentiment.
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Trips Right: I intentionally stopped referring to the Texas/A&M series as a “rivalry” about 5 years ago, because this is not a rivalry in any real sense of the word, and really never has been. Here is the definition of “rivals”:

1. a person who is competing for the same object or goal as another, or who tries to equal or outdo another; competitor.
2. a person or thing that is in a position to dispute another’s preeminence or superiority: a stadium without a rival.

It has been a decade at least since the Texas and A&M football programs were competing for the same goal, i.e., Texas competes for conference and national championships, while A&M competes for break-even seasons and minor bowl games.

As for the second definition, in the entire history of this series, there has only been one period of more than 5 years in which the A&M football program could dispute the superiority of the Texas football program – 1984-1994, when A&M ran a clearly outlaw program. There have been other pockets of 3 or 4 years in the distant past in which A&M has dominated, most notably when Bear Bryant and DX Bible were coaching the Aggies, but the Sherrill/early Slocum years were the only extended period of time in which the Aggies had an edge.

Contrast that to our one real rivalry with Oklahoma, in which the two programs have basically traded blows on a break-even basis since the end of World War II, and you see that the Texas/A&M series amounts to a “rivalry” only in the minds of guys like the one who wrote the email that began this blog.

Texas 41, A&M 7

Hook ‘em!!!
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 26th, 2009 at 8:01 am

Aggies haven’t finished the season in the top 25 since ’99, if where I saw that was correct.
Trips Right said:

November 26th, 2009 at 9:58 am

EOT, gotcha. Had a crown and water or two last night.

Let’s fuck these bastards up, and do the Texas thing by tossing them a napkin so they can clean their bloody noses.
National Geographic Magazine said:

November 26th, 2009 at 11:30 am

Its a little known fact that at one time, Aggies and Okies communed together. Their offspring populated the land known today as Arkansas.
NateHeupel said:

November 26th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

“Had a crown and water or two last night.”

Unless by “water” you meant “grain alcohol”, you are a complete pussy, Trips. The only thing you ever cut Crown Royal with is more Crown Royal. I hope you die in a fire. Maybe you can use the cases of Fiji water in your pantry to douse the flames. Sweet leaping Christ. Crown and water? I bet you wonder how UT fans and their program got labeled as “soft”, don’t you?

“[OU is] an outlaw program and a shining example of all that’s wrong with college football.”

And yet the rest of the conference is 100% convinced that Texas has had officiating crews in its back pocket since the 60′s. Weird.
parlin said:

November 26th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

“I hope you die in a fire. Maybe you can use the cases of Fiji water in your pantry to douse the flames.”

Thanksgiving wishes, Barking Carnival style.
Redfoot said:

November 26th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

“I never go to Capital Hill for fear of running into Corps members.”

I doubled over laughing at this.
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 26th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Nathan,

Here in the great state of Texas it is not commonplace for mothers to rear their children on tits filled with hooch and moonshine. Normally when drinking whiskey or scotch I throw a little bit of ice in it, sometimes I go neat. However, on an absolute binge, after drinking beer, wine, vodka, gin, etc, I find it perfectly acceptable to cut the hard shit. Now, if it was just a couple of crowns after a hard days work…..
pleaseplaykindle said:

November 26th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

“Unless by “water” you meant “grain alcohol”, you are a complete pussy, Trips. The only thing you ever cut Crown Royal with is more Crown Royal.”

Goddamn sooner, I guess I shouldn’t expect you to know that the only whisky you drink straight is single malt – I don’t give a shit what color bag it comes in. Come talk to me when you’re of age.
pleaseplaykindle said:

November 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

Also Nate:

It is commonplace as fuck to sprinkle in some spring water into even the best scotches: it releases the flavor. Try that the next time you suck down some Ye Old Mother’s Tit brand 12 year Norman, OK scotch (its not been aged 12 years, that’s just how old you have to be to drink in Oklahoma).
Super said:

November 26th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

Crown is sizzurp for white people, the Corona of the whiskey world. Who gives a shit what you cut it with?
Make mine Evan Williams.
Aggy is funny, and I never feel sorry for their sandy manginas when we stomp them like pillbugs.
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 26th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

In that case, mix it with some orange fanta, and Timmy Chans.
Mike said:

November 26th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

“And yet the rest of the conference is 100% convinced that Texas has had officiating crews in its back pocket since the 60’s. Weird.”

Yeah. But at least we don’t have to teach our kickers how to fake a hit by making her watch the Italian soccer team.

Do they still only sell 4 point beer in Oklahoma? Who’re the pussies?
Mike said:

November 26th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Hell, I stand corrected. It’s 3.2% low point beer they drink up in Mobilehoma.

Apparently Nate spikes hers with some grain alcohol.
TOR said:

November 26th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

No open TAMU thread?
magnusbleuveigner said:

November 26th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

I wondered the same thing. We could have just used this, but fuck it. I’m drinking it up and I don’t feel like typing.

Let’s go ‘horns. Looks like CTJ might have jinxed us.
ghostofagroundgame said:

November 26th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

Christ. This is just a nightmare game for our defense. We are doing a whole bunch of things very poorly and keeping a bad team in it.
Trips Right said:

November 27th, 2009 at 8:38 am

I am also not a pussy.

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