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Texas Tech vs Oklahoma

Posted by HenryJames on November 21st, 2009 under Football

Too bad the Sooners didn’t get to play Tech earlier in the year. Since losing to Texas, the Red Raiders have gone 4-3 undefeated and are the hottest team in the country.*

The Sooner defense is still good enough to win the rest of their games, but the offense needs to at least do something against Tech, i.e. don’t throw five interceptions.

I don’t care know who is starting at quarterback for Tech, but he’ll also need to play mistake free football. Tech should also probably let Baron Batch get more than 10 carries.

*Tim is a fucking idiot.

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  1. “Too bad the Sooners didn’t get to play Tech earlier in the year. Since losing to Texas, the Red Raiders have gone 4-3 undefeated and are the hottest team in the country.*

    *Tim is a fucking idiot.”

    Ha Ha Ha Ha.

    I’m going to miss Tim next year.

  2. Leach calls Taylor Potts ‘Nick.’

  3. Is Tim’s blog eligibilty going to expire?

  4. Tim will always be allowed to post here. He’s a state treasure.

  5. Tim said he’d retire from BC if Texas won a national championship this year.

  6. Is Tim’s blog eligibilty going to expire?

    I think he promised to kill himself if Texas wins the MNC.

  7. Stoops calls Landry Jones ‘Dick.’

  8. Maybe it was suicide. Either way he’ll be missed. His kamikaze insistence on denying reality and inventing future success, only to readjust and invent historical success when the future arrives, shows either a particularly advanced understanding of quantum theory or profound retardation, either of which contributes to BC.

  9. Stoops calls Landry Jones ‘Dick.’

    Ha Ha Ha Ha. Houston Nutt had a quarter back named dick.

  10. Potts has made a lot of bad throws so far…I am always impressed at how Tech’s WR catch the ball, the use their hands and never let it get into the body.

  11. Well, nick suks.

  12. Stoops with the wildcat. How things change…

  13. Obligatory, his jersey should say “pick” comment.

  14. “Houston Nutt had a quarter back named dick”

    Offering proof as to the evils of inbreeding, there were two Nutts and two Dicks at Swine Central.

  15. They should stop throwing it to Bruiser Brody.

  16. How does ESPN manage to have the profile it does with such shitty web platforms? Their “gamecast” program is horrible. I’m stuck at work and can’t get the bastard to run properly.

  17. Brent Venables looks like he has AIDS.

  18. Not sure if its AIDS but something is wrong with Brent.

  19. Tim says Brandon Sharpe didn’t do anything wrong. Either time.

  20. How was that not a TD?

  21. Dedfischer will be here later to translate what Spike Dykes is saying.

  22. Well, they scored anyway, but it sure looked like that slow as WR didn’t step out at the 4.

  23. Yackidee, yac, yac, yac…..Im using that on the dance floor tonight.

  24. It really amazes me how the Tech WR coach can get his guys to catch the ball away from the body and snatch the ball using hands. Then a slow WR can make use our bread and butter route and make a move that should have been a TD…Davis is saying “if we execute we can beat ou with hitches”

  25. Habern gets a little taste of Karma.

  26. Down goes Habern! Down goes Habern!

  27. How big of a dip in activity will BC take with free eHarmony weekend?

  28. From the play by play it looks as though Tech is moving the ball really well. Are they having one of their annual “lightning-in-a-bottle” offensive days? They were due.

  29. OU is stinking up the joint. Anyone else get the sense that this team has quit the season?

  30. NorthDallasSooner said:

    November 21st, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Game over.

  31. nick just went Frank the Tank…I want to see Tech go for 2 in the 4th qt.

  32. Wally Banger said:

    November 21st, 2009 at 11:53 am

    “His kamikaze insistence on denying reality and inventing future success, only to readjust and invent historical success when the future arrives, shows either a particularly advanced understanding of quantum theory or profound retardation, either of which contributes to BC.”

    Best. Sentence. Ever.

  33. Pryor should be running around for Michigan instead of throwing picks for osu.

    Yale is up 10-0 in The Game. Yale has a safety, #32 playing with an illegal arm.

  34. Potts is shredding the Sooners like they’re OSHA regulations on the job site.

  35. A Jim Tressel offense vs. a Greg Robinson defense.

    I don’t know what the opposite of an irresitable force vs. an immovable object is, but this is it.

  36. A resistible force vs. a movable object?

  37. A Tech win , a Baylor win … and The Horns rolling could make for a wonderful weekend.

  38. What’s up with all the uniform envy? Why are the sooners and the ags trotting out all white unis this year. They only look good on players with talent.

  39. Is Potts taking IMDB pics today, it looks like he spent two hours at the salon before the game, that hair makes me want to scream Omani-tutonka-obashi!

  40. 4th and 22 in The Game and Yale up 10-7 with 1:50 in the 4th QT runs a fake punt to give Harvard the ball at their own 43. Two plays later TD pass for Harvard.

    Yale’s coach should be fired.

  41. I hope Landry Jones starts forever.

  42. Wonder how they get rid of Landry; I’m guessing the SID leaks a porn tape.

  43. the Jones-Tennell connection rivals hermaphrodite changelings for dropped balls

  44. My 8 year old just asked me why Texas and TCU don’t play each other and Florida and Alabama can play each other…. and then the winners could play for the National Championship.

    It’s time for his first beer.

  45. I would hate to be JR or Schmidt’s significant other tonight.

  46. OU’s offensive gameplan is folded up in D.B. Cooper’s back pocket.

  47. Now why did Texas take so much heat for having UCF on the schedule, but Florida and Alabama are lauded for cruising past their cupcakes?

    Michigan is absolutely awful, btw.

  48. Raycom for Algernon just pointed out that Tech is running the ball better than blow-U.

    Heh.

    And what’s with all those girders around Tech’s stadium? Is there a pic of planned expansion somewhere?

  49. This is not a good OU team. But Tech always has a game like this, every year.

  50. Hey, Wyoming is keeping it close with TCU in the 2nd.

  51. What’s funny is Nick is horrible and they are rolling.

  52. Fox sports is terrible – they keep cutting to commercial when live action is going on – is this happening to ya’ll?

  53. Tech is showing that OU’s defense has the same weaknesses it had last year. Its linebackers can’t cover anybody. Sub Torres for Quan last year, and they are using the game place Texas did. Somehow, despite successfully exploiting those weaknesses last year we completely ignored them this year.

  54. Venables will be stealing money if someone hires him as a HC.

  55. I’m not sure we ignored them. Colt played a really bad game and we turned the bal over.

  56. We DID turn the ball over alot. But we also called a terrible game. The problems started with personnel, continued through play-calling, and culminated in execution. But if we had run the same plays we ran last year, but with Shipley playing Quan, Buckner playing Shipley, and Malc on the outside we would have won comfortably. Instead we ran a bunch of bubble screens to Chiles and let Kirkendoll ole blocks all day.

  57. Ruffin is about to eat a cornerback.

  58. Cute play Stoops

  59. Gold!

  60. I would love to see this program go ku, yahoo sports should get Bomar, Roark and a few others for a round table.

  61. Dexter goes nuts on first play for 59 yards on LSU.

  62. You know, I’d rather OU keep Stoops right now. I don’t want them hiring Sumlin. Sumlin at ou = Houston recruiting dominance for ou. Stoops has lost the beat. I’d prefer he stay.

  63. ransomstoddard said:

    November 21st, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    The ou radio sports talk shows this week have been buzzing about a redshirt qb they say is so much better than Jones, that he will never play next year. Seriously.

  64. NorthDallasSooner said:

    November 21st, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    It’s Drew Allen in redshirt. Followed by a commitment from Blake Bell at Bishop Carroll in Wichita, who’s a 4 or 5 star, depending on the recruiting service. But, you know, Jones was a 4 star and Bradford was a 2-3. Recruiters get it wrong too.

  65. ransomstoddard said:

    November 21st, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    If he was so unbelievable, why the hell didn’t stoops play him when googly-eyes first got hurt?

  66. LSU down 10-0 pending flag

  67. Is anybody else sickened that Bob Stoops has 6 Big 12 titles and Mack only has 1.? Thanks for choking in ’01, ’02, ’06, and ’07 Mack. This is sickening and even if win one this year Stoops and Co. will go with the you are still four down. If they aren’t playing for championships they quit. I love it. Hopefully, Mr. Boy Band will put a beat down on the Sooners in Norman and the Sooners go 6 and 6,

  68. NorthDallasSooner said:

    November 21st, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Probably promised him he wouldn’t blow his redshirt? I don’t know. I called for pulling the shirt on my post-Nebraska BoomerandSooner blog post.

    Here’s the Rivals link on Allen…..

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Drew-Allen-76467

  69. 2 bad bad flags on that return.

  70. Ohhh, boy. LSU scoring the Vtech way.

  71. OleMiss is getting it shoved up the backside by the officials.

  72. Is OU the first team to lose when wearing the Nike Combat uni’s? Awesome.

  73. What a travesha-ockery SEC officiating is. They just engineered a 14-point swing for LSU.

  74. TCU needs to score 10 and shut out Wyoming from here on out to gain on us in the computer polls.

    Wyoming scored of a 95 yard fumble return and an 80 yard drive with a FG.

    TCU knocking on the door again.

  75. I will take the Sand Ags hanging 40 on OU anytime.

  76. I would not be surprised to see Patterson try to really run the score up on Wyoming in the 4th, as that is his best head to head argument with us. Both road games in Laramie, etc.

  77. TCU going to the woodshed.

  78. Russell Shepard now a TB in the I formation. How things change…

  79. ghost – you’re right. Ours was early season though. We play them today with the D and special teams in order… ouch.

  80. 45-10

  81. I loved the ad for OU talking about most national merit scholars where they qualified the statistic about three different ways (i.e. “of any public university”) AND had fine print on the bottom of the screen that said “per capita” – must have consulted with stoops

  82. Wow, the SEC refs are just shameless. I almost admire that brazen favoritism for the ranked name teams.

  83. OU is the best 5 loss team in the country.

  84. It’s amazing what a healthy Texas Tech O-line, and more than 1 healthy DE can accomplish.

  85. Tim!!!! I hope you’re loaded like a freight train!

  86. Oh my. Uconn is about to hammer another nail in the coffin. Probably the last one.

  87. OHHHH he hits a duckslice and chokes it! Overtime. Weis should still be ashamed of himself and resign, though.

  88. Picture of bliss: Weis and Mangino wiping one another’s asses at half-time of the consolation bracket of the NAIA season-ending football tournament.

  89. Game over, Huskies win.

  90. I would not want to be the restroom of whichever Golden Corral is closest to Weis’ barn tonight.

  91. LSU is a heady squad.

  92. Sailor, are you calling them boys gays?

  93. “Russell Shepard now a TB in the I formation. How things change…”

    Mer – nothing changed. As Shakespeare said, the truth will out.

  94. LSU is a heady squad.

    That’s Headly.

  95. Randolph Scott said:

    November 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 am

    MONGO LIKE CANDY

  96. The Golden Corral reference was greatness.

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