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Posted by HenryJames on November 14th, 2009 under Football

South Carolina and Florida are now underway.

Stanford and USC.

And for the hell of it, Ohio State and Iowa.

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  1. Sad I have to preface this statement w/ “I’m not racist”…but, Iowa has 2 black players on offense. Wow.

  2. Yeah, it’s amazing that the Big 10 sucks so bad. Oh wait — no, it really isn’t at all.

  3. SoCar’s O-line is genuinely terrible. Garcia — excuse me, “Service” — will be lucky to live through this game.

  4. Stanford – Stanford, is running downhill on USC. They then use mid-direction to get USC’s defense out of position. Imagine that.

    Harbough realizes that his best chance of winning is to keep the football as long as possible.

  5. Florida looked pretty pedestrian defensively on that series. Better gouge somebody in the eye.

  6. Standford up 14-0

  7. mid-direction: when your OC has a cold.

    Wild Horn: when your OC is demented.

  8. Harbaugh knows what he’s doing on offense. The hard part for Stanford, as always, is getting good players on defense.

  9. Toby Gerhart is a man.

  10. Andrew Luck in this system is fun to watch. Word last year was that Major really wanted to make a run at Taylor but he was not able to.

  11. mookiepatookis said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    South Carolina has players named Commitment and Integrity?

  12. Iowa up 3-0 in the Crystal Meth Bowl.

  13. Of all the great military words Garcia picks Service…what a cock.

  14. It’s great to see Andrew Luck have this kind of success. I watched him play a couple of times when he was at Stratford here in town and thought he’d make a really good college quarterback somewhere, but had no idea he’d be this accurate.

  15. mookiepatookis said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Well, they’re all Cocks…

  16. wow, what a spot for SC on 3 and 4..

  17. “Service.” “Integrity.” “Duty.” What about “Shooting Terrorists in the Fucking Face!”?

  18. mookiepatookis said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    10-0 NU over KU at Kivisto Field at Memorial Stadium in Lawrence.

  19. USC scores. 14-7 Stanford.

  20. I can’t believe that Nebraska scored 10 points.

  21. mookiepatookis said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    ISU 17 Buffs 3. If CU beats Nebraska, will that count as 7 wins for Hawkins?

  22. mookiepatookis said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Ghost – that’s 10 points in 20 minutes for Nebraska.

  23. mookiepatookis said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Man, NU DB took a horrendous cheap shot on Reesing. Should have been kicked out of the game.

  24. SC cannot defend off-tackle.

  25. Luck is as good as any freshman I can remember as sensing pressure, stepping up in the pocket to buy some time and then finding his receiver. He just mobile enough to cause defenders to hesitate an all out rush.

  26. So does this mean USC won’t make the BCS?

  27. srr50 –

    He used to scramble quite a bit in high school. He’s got a little more shake to him than it seems like he should.

  28. I’m pretty sure that win or lose USC will go up in the rankings.

  29. In one of the games that is on that I am watching, one of the defensive players has my (real) first name as his last name. I never realized how weird my name sounds when repeated over and over again.

  30. I am no ELO Chess expert but I imagine UCF beating Houston helps our computer ranking, right?

  31. Kansas on the board. 10-7 Nebraska.

  32. The only bad thing about the cardinal leading sc is they keep showing the ugly pom girls vs the hot sc sluts.

  33. when sc faces a qb who can run on off schedule plays they turn into ucla.

  34. IS Toby Gerhart fun to watch or what.

    Also, why is their OL so good when ours can’t block UTEP’s nose tackle?

  35. Emmanuel Moody td.

  36. I think Toby Gerhart needs to be in the Heisman talk.

  37. Definitely, along with Suh.

  38. Suh is a really, really good player. Best defensive player I’ve watched all year.

  39. Florida DE Carlos Dunlap is mentioned as a top ten draft pick, but I don’t think I’ve seen him make a tackle in three years.

  40. HJ, you blaspheme. USCarroll ALWAYS makes the BCS.

  41. TD South Carolina.

  42. SoCar’s TD about to be overturned. It’s too close for FL not to get the call.

  43. OMG!!! Confirmed??!!

    Who the hell is in the booth – a non-partisan review official who can read the rules?

  44. I don’t think we’re showing the proper Respect for THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS SEC FOOTBALL.

  45. Can they possibly make the correct replay call twice in a row AGAINST Florida?

    We’ll see…

  46. See if the replay officials get a make up call here.

  47. Holy fuck, two in a row that they got right!

    Roland Emmerich is a couple of years too late; the Mayan apocalypse is already upon us.

  48. Yes, f Woody Hayes.

  49. Iowa TD. Tie game.

  50. Stanford scores another TD. Announcers immediatley talk about how it shows the strength of the PAC-10. Unreal.

  51. Barkley has a rag-arm.

  52. South Carolina’s center just snapped the ball thinking the QB was under center. Garcia was in the shotgun. The most incompetent play I have ever seen a center make. He didn’t notice the absence of the back of another man’s hand on his taint,

  53. Must have a callous built up or something. Man that has to drive Grandpa Visor insane. So, that’s a good thing.

  54. Another TD for Stanford. They are moving the ball at will.

  55. Stanford goes up 35-21 on SC – and Taylor Mays with his now-patented Cheap Shot After the Play is Essentially Over.

    Go, Tree!

  56. Andrew Luck is good.

  57. TAINT! Stanford by 21 in the 4th Quarter. Barkley sucks.

  58. Sun Bowl
    OKlahoma vs USC

    Has a nice ring to it.

  59. Aaaaaaaaaaand Barkley is still a freshman.

    Another 20-point beating administered to the University of Smarmy Carroll. Nice.

  60. USC jumps 2 slots in the BCS with a loss.

  61. You know, I wonder if Florida loses to South Carolina and then beats Bama could we be kept out of the National Championship game? That would be awful.

  62. Nice stop on 4th down by SoCar. Tebow’s Heisman this year is gonna be a little tarnished.

  63. Tebow stopped at the line of scrimmage on 4th and a long 1. Clearly didn’t get there. Lundquist’s call? “Ohhhhh… I don’t know if he got it.” Yes you do, Vern. He had to get 1.5 yards, and he clearly got ZERO. I know he’s the Greatest Player of All Time, but it’s okay to call the game straight and not pander to the Timitarians with deferential bullshit.

  64. Kansas just took the lead on NU. 17-16.

  65. Also Tebow’s father (and himself through the miracle of the Trinity) God will be very upset with the SC defense.

  66. I like to think of Pete Carroll retiring tonight to the palatial study in his spanish-tiled Mediterranean mansion, sipping pensively on his mimosa. And crying a little bit.

  67. TD Nebraska. They go on top.

  68. Kansas commits a facemask on 3rd and 14, and Nebraska scores on the next play. 24-17 NU.

  69. In the past, Stanford has pulled some big upsets, but this is truly stunning because they are the bully this time.

    I want Rich Rod fired tonight and Jim Harbough brought home.

  70. “Garcia pulls a Tebowesque play.”

  71. Oh sweet Jesus. On 4th and 2, Garcia runs 4 yards for the 1st and Danielson’s comment: “Garcia does a Tebow!” Um, no. He actually gained the first down, unlike Tebow.

    Remember when Moses pulled a Tebow and parted the Red Sea?

  72. USC getting hammered 48-21 by the Tree. Muy bueno.

  73. Does pulling a Tebow involve amyl nitrate, public restrooms, and muscle shirts?

  74. Barkley has completely fallen apart. He is having a Mitch Williams moment.

  75. God placed his wrathful hand on the SoCar offense and produced a miracle for his Son.

    Quo vadis, Spurrier?

  76. Stanford running up the score.

    Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha !

  77. OSU wins the Big 10. Yawn.

  78. Gotta love that Big X excitement!!

  79. Brandon James is a scary good punt returner, he is what I hoped Hales would look like after watching his HS film.

  80. magnusbleuveigner said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    “I like to think of Pete Carroll retiring tonight to the palatial study in his spanish-tiled Mediterranean mansion, sipping pensively on his mimosa. And crying a little bit.”

    This should not go without props. I would have mixed in the word ’seaside’ somewhere, but my god, that’s funny. Too bad this wasn’t J. Jeffcoats official.

    Aggie about to start. Let’s go ‘necks.

  81. Love to see aggie kick ou in the balls tonight.

  82. USC loses by 34 at home and Stanford could have scored more.

    The USC defense is getting toasted by teams now. Awesome.

  83. USC’s ability to prevent blow-outs was impressive until this year. That was a weak point for Mack early on at Texas, especially in Dallas. But, as Huckleberry would point out, Carroll’s team is regressing to the mean on this front. Play enough games, and you’ll lose a few in ugly fashion.

  84. magnusbleuveigner said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Fucking Ags, already down. Fumble to the house….

  85. magnusbleuveigner said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    I know this season is down across the board. It looked like the champion this year was going to be the best of a bad crop. Our team this year is shaping up to be better than the last couple winners, provided of course we run out.

  86. mookiepatookis said:

    November 14th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Anyone see that ferocious SEC defense UGA laid on Auburn to open the game?

  87. If there is a one loss sec team coming out of the sec championship, it will be a travesty if they let them get past TCU… they are down right nasty

  88. SEC again flexing it’s muscle. LSU down by 3 at the half to the #1 Offense in the nation; LaTech??

  89. 7 mins left in the 3rd and LSU takes the lead; 17-13

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