Comments on: Stats n’ Bloodies

By: Vasherized

Vasherized — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:58:28 +0000

Bates,

That sounds like Thanksgiving at HenryJames’ place.

We’re already seeing some chatter in the media about our easy path to the title game but none of that will be remembered if we beat FloriBama.

By: BatesHorn

BatesHorn — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:50:46 +0000

They’ll treat the SEC champ the same way they handled USC: cradle the balls… stroke the shaft… work the pipe… and swallow the gravy…

By: Bob in Houston

Bob in Houston — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:58:27 +0000

Should be a common refrain over the next few weeks. OK by me.

I wonder how the boys at ESPN will build up to this one, considering what happened the last time?

By: lurkerinthedark

lurkerinthedark — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:46:17 +0000

I love the SEC lovefest.

I do not fear Florida or Alabama.
Muschamp’s Bunch will destroy them.
And even Greg Davis likes Pasadena.

By: Sailor Ripley

Sailor Ripley — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:04:23 +0000

I just heard Mitch Albom say that the SEC Championship game was effectively the national championship game. Mitch has spent too many Tuesdays with Morrie and Saturdays at the all-male spa instead of watching football, namely the Texas defense.

Should be a common refrain over the next few weeks. OK by me.

By: Sugarpants

Sugarpants — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:36:43 +0000

I heard Tebow has a third leg he only uses in sideline catch situations.

By: BrickHorn

BrickHorn — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:44:44 +0000

Those two girls are understandably horrified by monkey foot hands.

By: t1climb1

t1climb1 — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:20:56 +0000

With his unrepentant disdain towards opposing secondaries, Jordan is quickly redefining the term “white supremacist”.

I believe Scipio has the best line ever regarding Shipley’s badassery. Something like “Shipley has now humiliated more African-American males than Flava Flav at the source awards”.

Still one of the best lines I’ve ever read on this site. Well that one and the gratitude being the guilt of the unworthy line. It’s a tossup.

By: Vasherized

Vasherized — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:01:28 +0000

parlin,

He usually excels at both but read the last line carefully. He’s pretty down today, go easy on him.

By: parlin

parlin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:46:09 +0000

“HenryJames’ javelin team came back for the win”

With HJ throwing or catching?