Comments on: Clipper Cooper: Pleased To Be 8-0

By: JP

JP — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:13:51 +0000

Had to come back and read it once more. True genius.
Thank you Scipio.

By: TexShoe

TexShoe — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:55:58 +0000

Does Clipper Cooper know Tucker Max?

By: java

java — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:23:42 +0000

Excellent work. Your creative genius is inspired.

By: hornbymarriage

hornbymarriage — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:49:49 +0000

Best…Clip…Evar!

By: Homesick Alien

Homesick Alien — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:19:59 +0000

How does Clipper feel about the tradeoff between having the thin Trophy Girl and the stank bulimia breath?

That was inspired, by the way.

By: Live Bait

Live Bait — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:17:23 +0000

From the Winged Foot home page (reprinted from Country Club Magazine):

“Winged Foot, the mere mention of the name
immediately conjures up an image of authority,
of a certain respect shared by golfers the world
over.”

“To say that Winged Foot is great would be understating. It has a
sense of nobility, a majesty, if you will. It has two of the world’s greatest
golf courses and a clubhouse to match, and into whose past is woven
some of the greatest moments in golf. ”

Now, substitute the words “Winged Foot” with “Clipper Cooper”.

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

By: Live Bait

Live Bait — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:33:34 +0000

Gotta hope that the Clip will be bringing his unique brand of synergized insight to the upcoming basketball season.

There’s no doubt in my mind that the man learns more about the basketball team during the last 5 minutes of the first half that he spends in Cooper Industrique’s block of courtside seats than a mere non-Cooper could divine from an entire game spent in the mezzanine.

By: goosehorn

goosehorn — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:09:43 +0000

I get onto BC hoping that I get to be called a skank waay too often. I simply crave Clipper.

“Slide 12 Depiction of Andes cannibalism by rugby team near plane wreckage”

Win.

By: sportsjesus

sportsjesus — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:58:48 +0000

It’s a good thing that cocaine dissolves in bourbon! And in vaginas.

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By: Arvind

Arvind — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:09:54 +0000

“What other shit is going on in my awesome life that you would barely understand?”

Outstanding stuff. I was compelled to post for the first time and genuflect at your literary genius. It wont be long before a book agent comes knocking on your door, mark my words Sir.