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Memo to Demarcus Granger: Beat Someone with a Baseball Bat

Posted by Trips Right on October 27th, 2009 under Football

The Dallas prep star was denied a medical hardship, effectively ending his college football career. Besides 11 starts for the Sooners, the highlight of Granger’s career is ganking a fur coat from Burlington Coat Factory days before a Fiesta Bowl loss at the hands of mighty Boise State.

More negative recruiting fodder at the expense of OU? Me thinks so.

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  1. TaylorTRoom said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Why turned down? Not enough academic progress?

  2. Blueshorn said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    I guess Stoops’ schtick is getting old to the NCAA, too.

  3. pickup18 said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Trips right with his 3rd straight post about OU. Good stuff – who you guys got this week?

  4. CurrentLonghornStudent said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    I have to believe this is karma for both Granger and Stoops. Both sides know the tale of the eligibility tape.

  5. magnusbleuveigner said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Way to get “ganking” in there. Did you watch ‘Menace II Society’ recently?

    Whenever I meet a girl for the first time, I tell them that I work at Burlington Coat Factory. I then shorten it to “the BCF.” If you do that, it doesn’t matter what you do when you finally come clean.

  6. blackscholes said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Burberry irregulars and an employee discount is pretty fly.

  7. Trips Right said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    pickup18, you guys are the gift that just keeps on giving.

  8. raoulduke said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

  9. goofybevo said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    “Way to get “ganking” in there.”

    Yeah, but he missed out on a chance for bonus points for correct usage of the term “scrilla.” Pity.

  10. Confused and Dazed said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    “There’s no other word for that but payback”

    Beautiful!

  11. MerHorn said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    Payback on many levels…I still remember when his coach would not bring him down for a summer visit because we would not provide “goods” for his time.

  12. Newy25 said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    The Mack Brown Curse is strong in this one.

  13. NateHeupel said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Memo to Andre Jones: Avoid the “family atmosphere” of Austin. And felony convictions.

  14. Trips Right said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    An Andre Jones retort to counter a medical hardship denial. Ironical.

  15. quigley said:

    October 27th, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Greatness. Making fun of a guy with a nerve injury.

  16. Trips Right said:

    October 28th, 2009 at 3:22 am

    I was actually trying to help a guy with a nerve injury. I’m advising him to go Dusty Dvoracek or Bob Villa on somebody so he can guarantee eligibility.

    What have you done for guys with nerve injuries, professor?

  17. ransomstoddard said:

    October 28th, 2009 at 5:38 am

    Lot of touchy ou nerves here. Guess that is what happens when your lying POS coach continues to get exposed

  18. TxTower said:

    October 28th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    “Memo to Andre Jones: Avoid the “family atmosphere” of Austin. And felony convictions.”

    Andre Jones commits a crime and gets kicked off the team having never played a down at UT.

    Demarcus Granger commits a crime, plays four years for OU and seeks another year of eligibility.

    Great comparison.

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