Comments on: Satan Thinks Bob Stoops Lies Too Much

By: never n norman

never n norman — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:24:50 +0000

What you biased UT fans are failing to remember is how fast Broyles recovered from a broken gas pump in 2007. Some experts thought he might not ever return to football. With the help of the team’s PR department and the disposable integrity of the coaching staff, his courageous rehabilitation was one of the most overlooked feel-good stories of the last five years.

By: Mike Wallace

Mike Wallace — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:12:01 +0000

Tonight on 60 Minutes: “Ryan Broyles: does a defense have to plan for him, or what?”

“And is this all moot when OU plays a real defense (read: Texas) that can take away Ryan Broyles, gang up on the running game, and make someone else beat them?” – Scipio Tex, 9/28/09

“He’s not creating planning issues for Texas with this (Broyles) nonsense.” – Close To Jumping, 10/12/09

I’m getting ready to burst into Henry James’ office in about five minutes to find out.

By: HenryJames

HenryJames — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:06:09 +0000

Broyles deserves a pat on the back for trying to play.

By: NateHeupel

NateHeupel — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:13:47 +0000

“I fractured my scapula end of June. End of September (3 months) Doc finally gave me the “ok” to play golf…GOLF!! Again, Stoops is riDICKulous.”

Yeah, but your doctor probably knows that you’re a huge pussy, so he had to adjust your recovery time accordingly. That’s the prerequisite derogatory response.

The actual reason is because you don’t play for a high level D1 team, you don’t have access to the level of banned substances we’re going to administer that will make Broyles feel so pumped up that he could steal an entire gas station.

By: ctex80

ctex80 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:43:55 +0000

I would love to see a scapula covering helmet. Like some modified Darth Vader rig. I really hope 3MNC comes back. Tim shouldn’t be the only one going full retard.

By: Jigglebilly

Jigglebilly — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:14:00 +0000

Although he didnt go to med school; which was a complete shock to me, I wholeheartedly agree with my main man 3 MNC’s assesment that since Broyles will have a helmet over his scapula he will be fine.

By: The Bobs

The Bobs — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:12:39 +0000

WWGDD – yeah, but that’s golf… Broyles is only going to play football, and, in case you missed it earlier – he’s going to wear a helmet!!!

By: WWGDD

WWGDD — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:28:05 +0000

I fractured my scapula end of June. End of September (3 months) Doc finally gave me the “ok” to play golf…GOLF!! Again, Stoops is riDICKulous.

By: WB_Heaven

WB_Heaven — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:23:03 +0000

Simmons wasn’t terrible. Inherently meaning he’s already a key loss on the line.

By: NateHeupel

NateHeupel — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:19:52 +0000

@dick:

I’m upset because this isn’t a drop from good to mediocre. This is a drop from slightly above average to flat-out liability. Simmons wasn’t the reliable strength we needed him to be, but he wasn’t a problem either. New starting LG Stephen Good, when he is comfortable on the field, is a mauler. The problem is that this only occurs once every 15-20 plays or so. Otherwise, he gets driven back by Baylor d-linemen in pass protection.

My point is that OU is already severely crippled by injuries. Between Broyles (who should be given another week to heal), Gresham, and everyone else, this team is a shadow of what it could’ve been. As poor as the OL has been and as many drops as the OU WRs have, does it really matter.?