Comments on: Dan Hawkins Seeks The Wisdom of Busey

By: coloradoag

coloradoag — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:23:53 +0000

“Busey: In my yondering days, I woke up supine in a truck stop bathroom in Sasketchewan after a 96 hour bender, my mouth brimming with saliva from kava and betel nut – my wrists cuffed to a 16 inch exposed sewage pipe; a Palawanese shaman leering over me, extracting sixteen inches of bad entrail full of impacted heroin balloon, his filthy taloned hands covered in my scarlet essence; an ashy Marlboro pointed from the side of his mouth like it was an accusation, its blaze lighting up the scene like a Baroque horror amusement. I reeled in despair and as I looked up at the steel gray of the linoleum shitter stall, I saw the wisdom Ass, Gas, or Cash – No One Rides For Free written in the scrawl of an imbecile. I smiled. Then I knew.”

Fucking nails. Please make the Busey/Hawkins dialog a weekly entry until Hawk’s inevitable pink slip.

By: bateshorn

bateshorn — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:16:52 +0000

I’m entertained and frightened at the same time.

By: EDSBS » Archive » CURIOUS INDEX, 9/17/09

EDSBS » Archive » CURIOUS INDEX, 9/17/09 — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:22:58 +0000

[...] you don’t find brain trauma as funny as we do. Gary Busey, Dan Hawkins. Barking Carnival puts the two in a sweat lodge with some peyote and lets the magic happen. Busey: Bring Tammy to Greeley, Colorado. Cover him in bear grease. Offer him a protractor, a Judy [...]

By: Blueshorn

Blueshorn — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:37:03 +0000

Where does he GIT this shit?

By: varsity

varsity — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:32:33 +0000

Genius.

By: The General

The General — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:51:11 +0000

(clapping)

By: magnusbleuveigner

magnusbleuveigner — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:34:16 +0000

Jiminy freaking crickets……This post makes zero sense, and perfect sense.

If that makes sense.

By: jamdog

jamdog — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:46:38 +0000

You are one mechanical tiger of a writer. Bravo, sir.

By: huge

huge — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:45:56 +0000

correspondence from the dark side of the moon indeed

By: Chooky

Chooky — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:42:10 +0000

I’m going to print this, shred it and then smoke it through a hookah pipe and learn how to play the sitar.