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Tebow Watch

Posted by HenryJames on September 7th, 2009 under Football

So I’m reading the New York Times’ sportspage this morning, and they’ve devoted a small column to their ‘Heisman Watch.’ They have the players’ stats for Saturday and then a single sentence.

For Colt McCoy they wrote “Oklahoma quarterback Sam Bradford’s injury bolsters McCoy’s campaign and makes him the top gun in the Big 12.”

All true.

For Dez Bryant they wrote “The scary part is that he will have much better games.”

Fine.

Now Tim Tebow.

He was a bigger winner off the field than on it, escorting a boy in a wheelchair.”

Unf*ckingbelievable.

The Times should follow up on this. After being touched by Tebow, the kid is probably walking.

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10 Responses

  1. I am a better person for having read about Tebow.

  2. Deloss is on eBay right now buying a blind kid with Crohn’s disease and club feet who Colt can carry out at games, team functions, etc.

    That’ll show ‘em.

  3. When you say the young boy was “touched by Tebow” just whwat exactly are you implying?

    Your euphemisms confuse me.

  4. So I’m reading the New York Times’ sportspage this morning

    …while sipping tea and wearing a monocle and top hat, no doubt.

  5. To be fair, Brick, is there any other way to read the Times?

  6. what’s a “too gun”?

  7. ‘After being touched by Tebow, the kid is probably walking.’

    The kid is actually walking after being touched by Tebow. He knelt before him, cried and washed Tebow’s cleats with his hair..

  8. panchoclaus said:

    September 7th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    DId you see the college football preview in which they basically said Urban Meyer invented the spread while at Utah and everyone else is copying him? Also that Tebow is almost sure to be a top 10 pick? And the spread didn’t really exist before the Rams.

    No mention of the run-n-shoot, Mouse Davis, or any of the origins of the spread. One sentence about how even “big time programs like Texas and Oklahoma” have been forced to run the spread.

  9. Fl Rep: Yes, thanks be to God for Corch Meyers. He’s been ’splainin’ things to us forevers.

  10. Sometimes, old men in white vans DO actually follow the school buses around, string at the little boys, and driving off when any adult approaches. ,

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