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Posted by Minnesotahorn on August 26th, 2009 under Football

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  1. SizzleChest said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Flavor saver.

  2. with great mustache comes great responsibility.

  3. Yeah, I gotta wake my ass up at 6 a.m. every day this week…drag my ass up to Las Colinas. I’m doin’ the dry wall up there at the new McDonald’s.

  4. He looks like Todd from Boogie Nights except more creepy.

  5. I don’t understand what all the fuss is about.

    I still have my 70’s ’stache.

  6. Big 12’s about to get a mustache ride.

  7. Facebook User said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

  8. There’s no better way to view a pornstache than in VHS quality.

  9. merkwurdichliebe said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    very Harry Reemsish

  10. Buddy Garrity said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seem s like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…

  11. Tags I wish I’d had available:

    Luke Poehlman
    T-tops
    Sprint Cup Racing

  12. Magnificent Bastard said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

  13. “Hi, I’m the plumber. I’m here to fix your pipes.”

    “I bet you are, but I don’t have any money. And my husband is out of town.”

    “We’ll work something…out”

    “Or…in.”

    BOW-CHIKKA-BOW-BOWOW

  14. Colt was just on the radio and said it was a throwback stache tribute to John Bianco and Marty Akins.

  15. dedfischer said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    I was kind of thinking this:

    http://www.tortillaretort.com/dedfischer/chester-follows-suit-with-doyle/” rel=”nofollow”>Chester Follows Suit With Doyle

  16. Please keep it the entire season.

  17. [...] flattering to know Colt McCoy is already wearing Taylor Potts pajamas and all, but I think Colt is a little premature in jumping on ship.  This actually kind of creeps me out.  Like in a way that you might want to knock on [...]

  18. Colt, bring back the mullet too: unstoppable combination!

  19. Jim Ned High '05 said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Oops here’s the pic:

    mulet hairdo colt mccoy

  20. That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age

  21. I demand proof, Vasherized. Link it. NOW!

  22. Uncle Rico said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains!?

  23. Looks like a 70’s gay porn star

  24. Eskimohorn said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    It’s like a third eyebrow.

  25. mojave_reject said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Taylor Potts’ is better:

  26. Anyone else notice that the Tech speds are actually getting competitive with the facial hair issue?

    I also vote for the guy keeping it.

  27. mojave_reject said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    our inferiority complex RE: media exposure extends to soupcatchers.

  28. He talks about it in the August 25 practice report on MB-TF.com. About the 3:30 mark is the start of Colt’s interview.

  29. I’m pretty sure Colt has already shaved it.

  30. Parlin Hall said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Sasha, this thread is worthless without your call.

  31. Eskimohorn said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    When a heisman trophy candidate gets a pornstache, it’s news. When another Tech system QB (who’s never started a game), it’s the norm. It’s only news when a Tech system QB is not a douche.

  32. mojave_reject said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    When BC commenters are as funny as BC contributors, it’s news. When they’re circle-jerking pricks, it’s the norm.

  33. After seeing the power of the ’stache I’ve changed my mind. It’s Texas & Notre Dame in Pasadena….

  34. Colt McCoy's girlfriend said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    I just love Colt’s new mustache

  35. Sasha_is_a_Longhorn_Dog said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Oh, Colt. How could you do this to me?

    Oh well. He’s definitely better looking without it. But there is nothing he could do to diminish the draw of his fantastic butt. I could look at that thing aaaaaalllllll day. Totally makes up for weird facial hair.

    In sum: He is still hot. Unless he has gross back hair. Texas QB or not, I draw the line there. Ugh.

  36. This message brought to you ... said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    … by mojave_reject, BC commenter: “When BC commenters are as funny as BC contributors, it’s news. When they’re circle-jerking pricks, it’s the norm.”

  37. He looks like Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

    Colt is your Huckleberry.

  38. Also, lest someone suggest it, this not what’s known as an ‘ironic mustache’. When you’re so country that even your high school rolls with two first names you rock the stache with full pride.

  39. What kind of thread would it be if we didn’t compare the two?

    tim tebow

  40. That’s one of the best displays of Kerry Meier envy that I’ve seen in a while.

  41. That’s a gay porn look if I’ve ever seen one.

  42. Jake Gyllenhall would be proud.

  43. This could be a bad trend. First Vince with his shirt off dancin with dudes in a bar and now Colt with a Brokeback stache.

  44. This totally precludes him from donning the construction helmet again. I hope.

  45. Steve Nebraska said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    The football sledgehammer would look pretty silly without the construction helmet, though.

  46. No, he’d just look like Thor. If he’s got it all going at once, he’d look like one of the Village People.

  47. bighornfan32 said:

    August 26th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Tebow looks like an iguana.

  48. From what I hear, not only would Jake Gyllenhall be proud, he’d probably be pretty turned on as well.

  49. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/

    Teh Tebow cannot be stopped.

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