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Posted by HenryJames on August 17th, 2009 under Football
OU’s starting guard has identified himself as the weak link in OU’s offensive line. Is it his inexperience? Nope. His past injuries? Nope.
What’s something about yourself that not many people know?
I’m afraid of clowns. The movie “It” got to me.
Oh, you have no idea Stephen. You know those carnivals you see everyday? And don’t pretend you don’t. You’re in Oklahoma, the nation’s largest provider of carnies.
Well those aren’t your normal run of the mill carnivals. They’re full of clowns. Clowns, Stephen, Clowns.
Now you will know why you are afraid of the dark. Now you learn why you fear the night.
dick commented on the blog post Texas Turns the Page 28 minutes ago
we will be better than an 8 seed if all 3 of those come back. i’ll be adjusting my expectations accordingly which will make season much better
Nickel Rover commented on the blog post Texas Turns the Page 42 minutes ago
Hmm, great article, more or less of the same subject I wrote on for today.
I think we are in exact agreement that Bradley should probably go if his draft grade holds steady in the 15-25 range because he’ll probably not get a better contract if he waits but simply demonstrate his ceiling as a player.
uthookem commented on the blog post Texas Turns the Page 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
…but by conference play, we will HAVE to start Thompson if we want to optimize our potential.
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Pains me to hear that, as we all pined for Hamilton to start all season long (except ipowers, that is). What makes you think it will be different with a
Nickel Rover wrote a new blog post: Bradley or Hamilton? 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
Basketball:
Bradley or Hamilton? In an ideal world they are both back next season. Withought knowing how well they are responding to Barnes’ style or what kind of draft grade they are looking for it’s hard to project what they will do.
Bradley has been listed as a mid-first round guy but I have trouble seeing it.
Trips Right commented on the blog post Second Round Bets 1 hour, 48 minutes ago
What a horseshit bank, but Mary’s the right side
Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two 2 hours, 4 minutes ago
Was pretty disappointed with OSU’s shitburger last night though. I’ve never seen Anderson so bad…almost looked hurt. 5-2 first round isn’t bad though.
We really ought to get 4 team into the Sweet 16 though, with only Missouri having much of an excuse to not advance.
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Hiphopopotamus wrote a new blog post: Bid Dance: Day Three 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
A little late getting this up today, as our first game is already in the second stanza, but we’ve got plenty more to keep us all fat and giggly.
Lunch
2) Villanova v. 10) St. Mary’s – I like this to be a highly entertaining, competitive game from beginning to end. St Mary’s will likely jump out
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NorthDallasSooner commented on the blog post Rumor Alert–TMG 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
Cameron Clark, #5 3-position player in country (Scout) from Sherman, Committed. T.J Taylor, 3 star two guard from Denison, committed. We seem to have Texoma bottled up. Lots of others “interested.”
This is a rumor at this point and not confirmed, so we’ll see.
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Turns the Page 2 hours, 27 minutes ago
Texoz,
As much as we need to find an identity on offense, we also need to address our defensive schemes. If JCB and JH are two big contributors and we play a 6′6″ guy at 4 and a foul prone freshman in the middle then we need to re-examine our principles on defense. We
dick commented on the blog post Second Round Bets 2 hours, 42 minutes ago
I ended up going the other way and taking St Mary’s. Unfortunately, we’ve all become experts at basketball team collapses this year and Villanova’s collapse looks too familiar.
I really like Washington today for the reasons you mentioned. I have them in my Calcutta too so I have a lot riding on them.
I am
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Recapping the West 2 hours, 44 minutes ago
Yea, Mack was very good. He got really hot in the right game. Aubrey Coleman was pretty good too. And your definitely right Jordan Crawford. He’s fun to watch….
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Jorgrama commented on the blog post Texas Turns the Page 3 hours, 5 minutes ago
Barnes has lost two longtime assistants and gained Paulino and Ogden–two guys who really only know what he’s taught them. Seems like he should look to the outside for some methodology.
Two, got to recruit fewer projects. Fewer spindly white guys that need to gain 30 pounds of muscle. Fewer all-purpose guards who you
Kevin Berger commented on the blog post Recapping the West 3 hours, 6 minutes ago
Thanks Patrick. UTEP played dumb and Butler was en fuego. Be nice to have a Shelvyn Mack on this Texas team, huh?
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Kevin Berger wrote a new blog post: Recapping the Midwest 3 hours, 8 minutes ago
There were lots of fireworks and exciting games in this region. Let’s start at the top.
Kansas vs. Lehigh
Lehigh never had a realistic shot, but I’m sure they gained Kansas’ respect as a sixteen seed. They’re pretty athletic, especially inside. Again, I ask the tournament selection committee; this was the worst team in
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Recapping the West 3 hours, 29 minutes ago
Great recaps, Trips, er Kev. Keep pumping out the great content. Sorry about UTEP…..
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Rumor Alert–TMG 3 hours, 34 minutes ago
NDS,
What will your team look like w/o those two guys? Who do you have coming in???
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Nike U in Turmoil 3 hours, 45 minutes ago
Getting off a sinking ship. Bellotti is supposedly very much like Mack in his affinity for the media. I’ve always wondered about the assumption that Mack would be happy as the Texas AD when he could just go get a cushy analyst job. Mack clapping in studio would be great TV, no??
Kevin Berger wrote a new blog post: Recapping the West 3 hours, 47 minutes ago
The Wild West was anything but considering all games played according to seed except for Vanderbilt and Murray State. Let’s start with the big dog.
Syracuse vs. Vermont
The Orange took an early first half lead and never looked back. Using five players with double figure scoring, and a new-look zone missing interior presence Arinze
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Turns the Page 3 hours, 47 minutes ago
AAS wrote a dumbed down version of this subject today. Barnes says he’s bringing in another guard. Good, because I feel very confident in our depth in the front court. Alexei, white stiff #1, and white stiff #2 make me ooze with confidence especially behind a true freshman and undersized 4…….
Barnes, asked
Farmer Ted wrote a new blog post: Suh Meets with Lions 4 hours, 7 minutes ago
Not too long ago we laughed at the idea that a team would consider taking anyone ahead of Ndamukong Suh in the NFL draft. Now it appears very possible — even likely — that the Rams will take QB Sam Bradford with the #1 pick, which would give the Lions the next shot at Suh
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Black Scholes commented on the blog post Texas Turns the Page 4 hours, 10 minutes ago
Hamilton needs 1-2 years to seriously work on the deficiencies in his game. He goes now, and in a couple of years he’s “whatever happened to …?”. The risk is while he might get drafted now on potential, if he can’t/won’t develop as a player he won’t even have that to offer in
NorthDallasSooner commented on the blog post The week in news- Pariahs, Malcontents and Power Hour 4 hours, 36 minutes ago
“Coincidentally I maintain a subscription to Texas Monthly magazine in an effort to keep up with my roots in some way, shape or form. The April issue showed up at my house this afternoon and features a fairly in depth article about the ongoing drama between Texas Tech and the Dread Pirate Leach. The more
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Kevin Berger wrote a new blog post: Recapping the East 4 hours, 39 minutes ago
Again, no news is good news when you’re one of the top seeds in the region. That motto holds true in the East as the top four seeds advanced.
Kentucky vs. East Tennessee State
This was a blood bath from the tip. Anyone that thinks this young Wildcat club may have one eye on the
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NorthDallasSooner wrote a new blog post: Rumor Alert–TMG 4 hours, 48 minutes ago
It’s certainly unconfirmed, but I got this email this morning from a friend who follows the hoops program very closely. Stay tuned……
“A very reliable source close to the OU BB program told me yesterday TMG is gone. He packed his bags and unless Capel can talk him out of it our PG for the future has left
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post The week in news- Pariahs, Malcontents and Power Hour 5 hours, 6 minutes ago
Great survey, whiskey. I miss football a lot.
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Kevin Berger wrote a new blog post: Recapping The South 5 hours, 12 minutes ago
There were lots of surprises in this region and a near miss or two that could have really turned this bracket upside down. But after the dust settled, seeds 1 through 4 remain alive…for now anyway.
Duke vs. Arkansas-Pine Bluff
Let’s start at the top where Duke methodically disposed of an Arkansas -Pinebluff cub that gave
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Because We’re Dedicated To Doing Stupid Things – Tiny Gallon Reportedly Took Payout 5 hours, 27 minutes ago
Funny, an OU blog talking about a Texas’ team when referencing the state of unrest and embarrassment. I mean, you have such a rich history to draw from. I’ll miss Tiny. Like Sailor, I love his nickname…..
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Because We’re Dedicated To Doing Stupid Things – Tiny Gallon Reportedly Took Payout 5 hours, 34 minutes ago
Why do bad things happen to bad people?
I will always love the name Tiny Gallon. I see him being a fan favorite in Turkey and he’s going to love the souvlaki.
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whiskey commented on the blog post The week in news- Pariahs, Malcontents and Power Hour 6 hours, 2 minutes ago
This all might actually work out for Tebow in the end. If nothing else he is both a winner and a fierce competitor. I will be surprised if he goes the way of Eric Crouch. I am also liking Quinn’s chances in Denver. He knows that offense and he will
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Ag_in_TX wrote a new blog post: Utah State Post-Mortem 6 hours, 19 minutes ago
Have You Read the Gospel According To Mark? – Sign hanging in Spokane last night.
At some point, you have to ask if A&M is the best coached team in the Big XII. All due respect to Mr. Self in Kansas – but to use a poker analogy – Self is trying for a flush
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Texoz said:
August 17th, 2009 at 6:36 am
What about this clown?
Scipio Tex said:
August 17th, 2009 at 6:50 am
Blake Brockermeyer was deathly afraid of clowns. Seriously.
Apparently it’s an OL thing.
NateHeupel said:
August 17th, 2009 at 6:50 am
“OU’s starting has identified himself as the weak link in OU’s offensive line.”
At first, I thought this was a clever play on the fact that Good is a starter at C/G/T/wherever someone’s hurt this week. OU’s starting ___. Very nice. Then…
“Clowns, Stepen, Clowns.”
…Then, I realized you probably weren’t THAT clever and just made a mistake. Steppenwolf is terrified, BTW.
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uthookem said:
August 17th, 2009 at 6:58 am
So, the first freshman DT to agree to paint on a clown face gets the starting nod in Dallas, right?
HenryJames said:
August 17th, 2009 at 7:11 am
CloseToJumping is also afraid of clowns.
John Wayne Gacy said:
August 17th, 2009 at 7:26 am
Hi!
Vasherized said:
August 17th, 2009 at 7:40 am
Maybe there is hope for Ben Alexander in this lineup.
Kramer said:
August 17th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Clowns are F-ing scary!!!!
But not as scary as the african-american heckler…
glenn said:
August 17th, 2009 at 8:55 am
gacy was my first thought. then albert fish.
you guys are spooking me, too.
HenryJames said:
August 17th, 2009 at 9:00 am
What about Jackie Sherrill?
Insane Clown Posse said:
August 17th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Where’s da luv?
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http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd258/colem70/Insane_Clown_Posse.jpg?t=1250528475
ed said:
August 17th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Well, that solves the DT depth issue. Find the biggest, fattest, ugliest clown on the planet, put him on scholarship, and line him up at DT opposite Good. “Wanna try my seltzer bottle, Stephen?”
glenn said:
August 17th, 2009 at 9:19 am
it’s miss st that has jackie sherrill nightmares.
CloseToJumping said:
August 17th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Clowns are not right in any way, shape, form or fashion. I do not like for all of the reasons cited: It, John Wayne Gacy, Jackie Sherrill’s affinity for them.
I grew up with a guy that eventually was a roommate in college and for a while afterwards and he’s now a business partner that has a serious fear of midgets and dwarfs. I used to threaten this guy that one day I’d hire a few to come in while he’s sleeping and then simply stare at him, gathered around his bed, making squeaking noises in an effort to wake him up. I found great amusement in the concept. I was joking about it one night when a bunch of us were out having drinks. Everyone chimed in and had a good chuckle at said dipshit’s expense. 2 days later I woke with a ceramic clown doll staring at me on my nightstand. Point taken. The midget-threatening came to an end.
There was a Thursday night ESPN game between Mississippi State and someone like Memphis or something, years ago. They did a bit on Jackie Sherrill and his affinity for clowns. They showed video inside his home, with him showing them around shelf upon shelf of clown dolls and masks. That seems what part of each day in Hell is like. Being trapped in a house with Jackie Sherrill and his unbridled clown fetish.
Nordberg said:
August 17th, 2009 at 11:04 am
CTJ, what you need to do is get your hands on one of those lifesize cardboard Mini-Me’s. I had one once (don’t ask), and used to put it in my roommate’s shower. So he’d wake up in the morning and half-asleep pull open the shower curtain to find Mini-Me staring at him. This would probably be enough to send your friend over the edge or give him cardiac arrest, if either of those is a goal for you.
CloseToJumping said:
August 17th, 2009 at 11:13 am
They’re usually both goals in any situation, but not for me. I’d have to break into his home to do it at this point. His wife probably wouldn’t appreciate it, and I could probably break myself down physically just attempting to climb in through the window.
Parlin Hall said:
August 17th, 2009 at 11:20 am
“2 days later I woke with a ceramic clown doll staring at me on my nightstand.”
Excellent story.
Stuck in MN said:
August 17th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
The preferred nomenclature is “little person”.
When my wife and I were dating we went to meet some members of her extended family who were visiting from out of town. She spent a good 30 minutes giving me the lowdown on all the various people and what to expect. A split second after we had knocked on the hotel door, she turns to me and says “oh by the way, I forgot to tell you, my cousin’s fiance is a midget.”
I mean, nothing against little people, but she could have given me at least a few minutes to digest that bit of information before the little person opened the door. Wouldn’t you move that to the front of the list of things to tell someone about- ahead of such mundane facts as don’t let Grandpa have any booze?
GringoSalado said:
August 17th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Hugo OK is AKA Circus City, and is winter HQ for a few big circuses.
And their clowns.
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August 21st, 2009 at 5:29 am
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