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It’s not just unanimous votes Tim Tebow ain’t gettin’

Posted by HenryJames on July 23rd, 2009 under Uncategorized

He’s also a virgin. Like his mother.

When I consider his opportunities, I marvel at his restraint.

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  1. And Oklahoma runs a clean program.

  2. Just told the wife, her direct quote, “Do you honestly think that he would say something else?”

    She was, BTW, a virgin before she met me!

    hook ‘em!

  3. O Hallelujah.

    He’s ahead of the game if you ask me, indentured wise.

  4. She was, BTW, a virgin before she met me!

    For some reason, I read that quote as “She was a black transvestite watersports virgin before she met me.” But I’m lysdexic.

  5. Eskimohorn said:

    July 23rd, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    If he’s a virgin, I’m the Pope.

  6. SL Xpress said:

    July 23rd, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    That girl should model for Evony.

    By the way, if Evony can manage to include large breasted women all over their advertisement, why can’t a company called “Bounce” of all things manage such a feat, for fuck’s sake?

  7. RansomStoddard said:

    July 24th, 2009 at 3:25 am

    Dude is smart. Being the stud qb, on U of Fla campus, and telling all those girls you are a virgin is like a massive dare. Wish I had thought of that.

  8. I wonder if he’s watched the Erin Andrews video.

  9. HornsHornsHorns said:

    July 24th, 2009 at 6:43 am

    I’m pretty sure he’s seen it in person.

  10. If he is a virgin with the womens he isn’t an anal virgin.

  11. I’ll be he rubs one out every 5 minutes with all the chicks that hit on him.

  12. Bill Clinton said:

    July 24th, 2009 at 8:31 am

    How many times do I have to tell you guys that blowjobs AREN’T “sex”?

  13. Don't Touch Me There said:

    July 24th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    And those tits are actually the real thing baby!

  14. SizzleChest said:

    July 24th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Of course. Only strippers and porn stars artificially inflate their warlocks to that size.

  15. SeeingRed said:

    July 27th, 2009 at 6:00 am

    Tim Tebow, what’s the strangest place you’ve ever made whoopee?

    Well, as you know, I’m a virgin, but that would be in the butt, Bob.

  16. this is very hurtfull – If everyone had a true sense of what it meant to be man, like Tim – we would rid the world of disease and abortion in ONE generation! Being a man isn’t watching porn and degrading woman – it’s honoring them as the tabernacle of Christ – go find out . “E5Men”

  17. Tim Tebow prays for cancer victim as reported by Dr. Paul Shirley – see VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4dejNMrUwc

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