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Erin Andrews proves that she is not Trev Alberts in drag

Posted by HenryJames on July 18th, 2009 under Uncategorized

As you’ve probably already seen, there is a video of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews on the web showing her in an advanced state of undress. Trips usually works the nudity beat around here, but Ripley asked me to write about it after Trips was stricken with a sudden and debilitating case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

The video was obviously obtained without her knowledge or consent, and it was filmed through a peephole in her hotel room. I didn’t know you could do that. Or can you? Maybe she deliberately reversed them so she wouldn’t get ambushed? Because after seeing the video I can attest that she apparently does not like bush of any kind.

Her attorney has issued the following statement:

“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.”

So obviously we’re not going to post the cached video here. But it has finally settled the question, at least for me, that Andrews only looks like Trev Alberts.

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  1. Facebook User said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    erin andrew peephole

    Also, noted social critic potentially ersatz Ron Artest (@Real_Ron_Artest) had these thoughts to share via Twitter:

    - Hood Financial – Erin Andrews need 2 let Hef shoot some pics n get paid since we all saw her birthday suit yesterday.

    - I used 2 think my prayers would never b heard. Then I saw the Erin Andrews tape. Thank u, Jesus n Santa Claus.

    On a completely unrelated but hilarious note he also had these tweets about Greg Oden:

    Greg Oden so old his dick run on steam.

    Greg Oden so old he lost his virginity to Harriet Tubman. Whole different kind of underground railroad.

    Oden so old he taught his boy @clubtrillion how to keep track of his line on a sliderule. 1 slide 0 slide 0 slide 0 slide 0 slide 0.

    Greg Oden so old the first time he tore his ACL the doctors just put leeches on him.

    Greg Oden so old he put up 20 points and 10 boards against the Confederate army,

    Greg Oden so old the first time he dunked was on a peach basket.

    I’m startin to think Greg Oden is the black Benjamin Button. In 10 years his old ass is gonna look like Kevin Durant.

    We are pursuing Mr. Artest in hopes he will join the blog.

  2. HenryJames said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Artest should have tweeted: I’d hit it like it was a fan in the stands.

  3. Steve Nebraska said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I used 2 think my prayers would never b heard, but then I found out Ron Artest has a Twitter page. Thank you Jesus n Santa claus.

  4. Meekrob said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    For the real Ron Artest: @96TruwarierQB

  5. glenn said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    statement? who cares about a statement. where are the links to the video?

  6. glenn said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    i do appreciate your explaining how she can wear pants that tight.

    mmm . . .

  7. Vasherized said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Definitely filming herself.

    It cuts short right before half the Boston Red Sox infield come over to give her some batting practice.

  8. SizzleChest said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    I don’t think it’s going to be that hard to find to who did it – someone who worked for the hotel most likely. It’s pretty clear it wasn’t shot through a peephole in a door, but through a hole into her bathroom.

    Either way, she’s on her way to the big time now. {Al Pacino}Great ass!{/Al Pacino}

  9. Vasherized said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Sizzle knows that move well apparently.

  10. SizzleChest said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Yes, I had to review the videos 30 or 40 times to figure that out. :-)

  11. Facebook User said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Are you counting the time you taped it?

    Deadspin has some good comments.

  12. BatesHorn said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    I’d hit it like the fist of an angry god.

    Obviously.

  13. BatesHorn said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    And I’d note I’m about to meet the girlfriend for dinner, which if there is a god who loves me, he’ll keep this online for 12 more hours until I can get home.

  14. SizzleChest said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Oh, whoever did this is a master creep. The sort of twisted fuck who drives a panel van and has a friend named Jerry who got fired from the Spy Store in the mall for getting too much elbow titty while showing pissed off wives how to put batteries into the mini-digital recorder to trap their cheating husband.

    I’m simply an apprentice creep.

  15. HenryJames said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    “And I’d note I’m about to meet the girlfriend for dinner…”

  16. Facebook User said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    I’m simply an apprentice creep.

    OK, Jerry.

  17. SizzleChest said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    But, I ain’t from Alabama.

    Clearly, it was Saban.

    http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/07/17/what-you-dont-know-yet-about-the-naked-erin-andrews-hotel-videos/

  18. Blueshorn said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Did the carpet match the drapes in Erin’s room?

  19. Vasherized said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Low-pile carpets are hard to match.

  20. Nicole-Barbe Ponsardin said:

    July 18th, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Vasher, N’Cest–Ce Pas?

  21. Will said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 4:17 am

    The greatest part about it was how authentic the damn thing was. Blurry, grainy, and all split up into short clips.

    When will these twisted perverts ever get their act together? How hard is it to find a nice camcorder that will take sharp images and give us defined nipples, clear lines on the landing strip, and perfect curvature on the ass?

    Is there an unwritten rule about sex tapes that they have to look like they’ve been shot by a retarded six year old with their grandmother’s VHS-style video camera? I demand answers!

  22. The General said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 5:30 am

    The burden of proof is now on Trev Alberts.

  23. BrickHorn said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 7:02 am

    O-VER-RATED. CLAP! CLAP! CLAPCLAPCLAP!

  24. CloseToJumping said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    The General, that is a damned funny line.

  25. Nth Handle said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 10:53 am

    I bet Erin Andrews has a ton of hotel points and frequent flyer miles.

  26. litter box said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    She was the victim of a “Peeping Tom”? Everything seems to happen in hotels.

  27. Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Sick. Sick that someone did that, and sick that guys will watch it knowing that a woman was violated in order to obtain that video.

  28. dedfischer said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 4:27 am

    That is a little fucked up even by my standards, which aren’t very high.

  29. BatesHorn said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Henry James, A life in pictures:

    http://www.snotr.com/video/738

  30. Nordberg said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 6:30 am

    “Did the carpet match the drapes in Erin’s room?”

    She had the carpet removed.

  31. Blueshorn said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 6:42 am

    She had the carpet removed.

    Good for her. I’ve not seen the video, but I should have guessed she’d favor that decor.

  32. Facebook User said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 7:58 am

    It’s a footrace!!!

    musberger

    h/t: EDSBS

  33. Vasherized said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    The Tebow pic is a nice touch.

  34. femi-nazi said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Chalk it all up to an Erin Andrew’s self-promo attempt. Every All-American slut has to resort to the LCD factor these days to keep up with the all the other sleazy sluts in trying to remain relevant and current in the perverse minds of the general American public.

    That could be the only explanation for this obviously contrived episode of events. One can expect no better from an entity known as a female. It’s hard to respect a group of people who would stoop so low as to suck someone’s dick just to get some dumbass guy to like them more. Their almost universal willingness to wear stupid makeup and lipstick, panties and a skirt, or their willingness to go down on all fours at the drop of hat or a dollar also doesn’t say too much for their respectibility or their integrity.

    Just reflect upon it for a second. Look over at your buddy next to you and think: would you have any respect left for him if he was willing to do the same and suck someone else’s cock, to go down on all fours, or to wear a fucking god damn, form fitting dress just to get some ding dong, uncultured guy to like him more or so that he could gold dig him with greater ease? For most guys, the answer would be hell no.

    We would have absolutely no respect or trust left for any guy that would be willing to stoop so low as that, as low as a female. Anyone ever wonder why society has chosen to deem such disgusting gross and atrocious behavior as acceptable or even applaudable just because a person happens to have a pussy in between their legs instead of a dick? It all makes absolutely no sense to me. Afterall, remove the dick or pussy from the equation and you are still left with a person, a person who should, in our modern and progressive society, be held to the same standards of behavior, pussy or no pussy.

  35. Vasherized said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

  36. SizzleChest said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    That’s not as subtle as that BK ad.

  37. Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog said:

    July 20th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Apparently calling Cronkite a communist is grounds for locking a thread, but spewing sexist, highly offensive drivel is not.

  38. Andy's Dad said:

    July 21st, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    She’s had the carpet replaced with Hard Wood
    flooring.

  39. SizzleChest said:

    July 21st, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Apparently calling Cronkite a communist is grounds for locking a thread, but spewing sexist, highly offensive drivel is not.

    Iron my shirt, bitch.

  40. Facebook User said:

    July 21st, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Sasha – I think this is what the always incorrigible Mr. Chest is referencing.

  41. SL Xpress said:

    July 21st, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Next Sasha is going to be complaining about Evony ads.

  42. Parlin Hall said:

    July 21st, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Knock it off–Sasha’s been a good contributor to this board and in my view happens to be right about the ethics of the Erin Andrews video.

    Even if she were a first-time poster this kind of hazing would be out of bounds.

  43. SizzleChest said:

    July 22nd, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    My remark was purely in jest.

    I forgot it was the internet where everyone’s all serious like. My bad.

  44. SizzleChest said:

    July 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    And thanks to Sailor for painting context.

  45. Facebook User said:

    July 23rd, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    erin and whitlock

    h/t LSUfreek

  46. Gordon White said:

    November 29th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    One mouse click often leads to another fine blog. Like yours – Thanks.

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