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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

Posted by Trips Right on July 3rd, 2009 under Uncategorized

Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can’t exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can’t get laid, then the terrorists have won.

Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold.


Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name “La Parkita” — or “Little Death” — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as “Espectrito Jr.”

I don’t have the words. Thank goodness Fox news does.

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12 Responses

  1. Flamingmonkeyass said:

    July 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    I also liked the linked story of the teacher who accidently sent her students home with a DVD that contained a clip of her having sex on a couch. Six seconds? Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.

  2. Trips Right said:

    July 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    It’s not the six seconds. It’s what you think of yourself. Think about that.

  3. BrickHorn said:

    July 3rd, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?

  4. Flamingmonkeyass said:

    July 3rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Usually I’m fine with it. Then there’s the times that I’m not alone.

  5. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    July 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    “Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?”

    I can. OTOH, I often pose as a luchadorito in the hopes of attracting murderous hookers.

    I have a mask and everything.

  6. Parlin Hall said:

    July 4th, 2009 at 3:48 am

    “Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.”

    Are you including credits? It takes time to list things like gaffer, key grip, and best boy, and I don’t think they should be a part of the running time on this.

    Just my opinion.

  7. Minnesotahorn said:

    July 4th, 2009 at 4:02 am

    It’s taken 29 years, 364 days and this post to figure out what I wanted to do when I grow up.

  8. HenryJames said:

    July 4th, 2009 at 5:46 am

  9. Texoz said:

    July 4th, 2009 at 6:45 am

    Do you think the fake hookers gave it to them orally? Or was the poison administered with a little prick? Either way, that’s some poetic irony for you.

  10. Elliott Pressley said:

    July 4th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    hmmmmmm…..anyone talked to Bob Wheeler lately?

  11. Fred Travalena, Jr. said:

    July 5th, 2009 at 8:24 am

    These things always happen in 3’s.

    First it was Farrah, the Gloved One and Fred Travalena, Sr.

    Now it’s Steve McNair, La Parkita and Espectrito, Jr.

  12. some AAU douche said:

    July 5th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Ipowers has not posted since this incident. He was supposed to call when he got back from Mexico…

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