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Posted by Trips Right on July 3rd, 2009 under Uncategorized
Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can’t exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can’t get laid, then the terrorists have won.
Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold.
Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name “La Parkita” — or “Little Death” — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as “Espectrito Jr.”
I don’t have the words. Thank goodness Fox news does.
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GoHornsGo90 commented on the blog post Bradley or Hamilton? 5 minutes ago
To leave or stay?
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 6 minutes ago
KSU moving on led by a hot shooting Pullen. BTW, White Mormons can shoot FTs. 22 for 25, I think. Imagine if we could shoot like that.
Wake’s coming back on Kentucky. They’re within 25 right now…..
Trips Right commented on the blog post Bid Dance: Day Three 24 minutes ago
Just wanted to say I feel for you guys. As a Texas fan I know how this feels even if it’s from a football perspective.
I still think you’re the best basketball team in the country, and unfortunately you ran into a team that packed a Villanova circa 1985 type game today. Meaning they
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 33 minutes ago
Wow. Wake won’t break 50. Not surprising really — we should have beaten Wake and they are not a very good team.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 39 minutes ago
Kentucky doing their best to beat Wake by half hundred. Close call….
RRR wrote a new blog post: Survive and Advance 42 minutes ago
We really struggled in the first half, but battled through it to get a tough win against Jacksonville. On to Oxford!
Forget what conference they play in, Jacksonville is a very good basketball team, and they got to Lubbock not because of a crazy bank shot at the buzzer in Phoenix, but by playing aggressive, intense defense for
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 1 hour ago
The shamrock is on his left shoulder. The Griffin looking thing is on his right.
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
Everytime I see a Gumbel brother I think of “Gumbel to Gumbel”
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
Kentucky starting to pile on Wake. That would have been our fate…..
KSU just killing the Mormons on the glass…
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 1 hour, 49 minutes ago
10 point lead for the Mormons again…
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 4 minutes ago
This is the first-time Frank Martin has ever met a Mormon who wasn’t on a bicycle.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 8 minutes ago
Does that mean he gets to pick his wives first???
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 9 minutes ago
BYU starts a 2-time Utah “Mr. Basketball.” Everything about that sentence kills me.
Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 11 minutes ago
The Hickory High Polygamists.
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 11 minutes ago
BTW — is that a white power tattoo on Sasquatch’s right shoulder.
Or is it one of those “native american” side of the van spray paint jobs? Either way it’s better than Luke Walton’s dancing bear.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 11 minutes ago
Could be a day of mourning for the state of Kansas????
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 11 minutes ago
Good be a day of mourning for the state of Kansas????
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 12 minutes ago
Sasquatch!
By the way, BYU is running a white out and is up 10 – 0 on K-State.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 15 minutes ago
WOLVERINE!
admin commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 23 minutes ago
Games like that are the reason why every year some secretary who doesn’t like sports wins the pool at my office.
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 24 minutes ago
Yeah, Baylor – St. Mary will be good. I hate Drew, but he’s a good coach.
Self’s players choked. But Northern Iowa is a much, much better team than I thought.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 30 minutes ago
CJD,
I’m not sure if it’s the worst job, but it’s the most disappointing ending. Talking heads are already calling it the most shocking (i.e. worst) loss in the tournament ever. 05-06, Kansas went down in the first round, but nothing like this……Can we at least call it the worst choke job ever to
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 30 minutes ago
CJD,
I’m not sure if it’s the worst job, but it’s the most disappointing ending. Talking heads are already calling it the most shocking (i.e. worst) loss in the tournament ever. 05-06, Kansas went down in the first round, but nothing like this……Can we at least call it the worst choke job ever, to
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 38 minutes ago
If anyone in the BC bracket called this game they should immediately be hired as an assistant coach. Because that would be an act of pure witchcraft.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 39 minutes ago
Huskies putting the finishing touches on Steve Alford’s feathers.
I must admit, that I had only watched a bit of the Huskies this year and didn’t hold them in high regard coming into the tourney. They’ve impressed me the first two rounds….That said, UNM was a weak 3 seed, but there are no
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 42 minutes ago
This is the year of the mid-west.
uthookem commented on the blog post Rumor Alert–TMG 2 hours, 47 minutes ago
Yikes, not good for the Big XII, and I really don’t see TMJ going in the first round either, so he isn’t likely to “get paid” regardless.
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post NCAA Tournament Open Thread: Weekend Edition 2 hours, 48 minutes ago
Also, Baylor has a legit shot to go farther. It’s set up nicely for them.
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Flamingmonkeyass said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I also liked the linked story of the teacher who accidently sent her students home with a DVD that contained a clip of her having sex on a couch. Six seconds? Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.
Trips Right said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
It’s not the six seconds. It’s what you think of yourself. Think about that.
BrickHorn said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?
Flamingmonkeyass said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Usually I’m fine with it. Then there’s the times that I’m not alone.
CrazyJoeDavola said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
“Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?”
I can. OTOH, I often pose as a luchadorito in the hopes of attracting murderous hookers.
I have a mask and everything.
Parlin Hall said:
July 4th, 2009 at 3:48 am
“Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.”
Are you including credits? It takes time to list things like gaffer, key grip, and best boy, and I don’t think they should be a part of the running time on this.
Just my opinion.
Minnesotahorn said:
July 4th, 2009 at 4:02 am
It’s taken 29 years, 364 days and this post to figure out what I wanted to do when I grow up.
HenryJames said:
July 4th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Texoz said:
July 4th, 2009 at 6:45 am
Do you think the fake hookers gave it to them orally? Or was the poison administered with a little prick? Either way, that’s some poetic irony for you.
Elliott Pressley said:
July 4th, 2009 at 9:20 am
hmmmmmm…..anyone talked to Bob Wheeler lately?
Fred Travalena, Jr. said:
July 5th, 2009 at 8:24 am
These things always happen in 3’s.
First it was Farrah, the Gloved One and Fred Travalena, Sr.
Now it’s Steve McNair, La Parkita and Espectrito, Jr.
some AAU douche said:
July 5th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Ipowers has not posted since this incident. He was supposed to call when he got back from Mexico…