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Posted by Trips Right on July 3rd, 2009 under Uncategorized
Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can’t exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can’t get laid, then the terrorists have won.
Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold.
Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name “La Parkita” — or “Little Death” — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as “Espectrito Jr.”
I don’t have the words. Thank goodness Fox news does.
Barry Switzer, Bitches Must Be Kicked, This is what happens, Trips Right Is A Heroin Mule
Bob in Houston commented on the blog post Texas Basketball is Dangerous 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
nordberg, I agree with you, but what’s he supposed to tell a guy with a nationally read blog?
James commented on the blog post Mike Leach with some VERY hot sports opinions 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
He’s right. Leach is the best thing that ever happened to Tech athletics. I wish Fran would of had even 10% of that piss and vinegar. Mediocrity blows ass.
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Bob in Houston commented on the blog post Texas Basketball is Dangerous 1 hour, 44 minutes ago
Just because you say it doesn’t mean you believe it.
Oh, thanks to random screening, I just wanted say, I was really impressed with Ekpe Udoh this week, and I bet he could leave if he felt like it.
Bob in Houston commented on the blog post Texas Basketball is Dangerous 1 hour, 44 minutes ago
Just because you say it doesn’t mean you believe it.
HenryJames commented on the blog post Texas Basketball is Dangerous 1 hour, 54 minutes ago
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Trips Right wrote a new blog post: Texas Basketball is Dangerous 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
Or that’s what they’re telling Andy Katz anyway.
Well that’s good to know. I’ll sleep better at night knowing that for some poor 7 or 8 seed armageddon is imminent when the mighty Longhorns come to town. Then after Texas dispatches of that unworthy mid-seeded patsy there’s a one seed primed to go
docnice wrote a new blog post: Miguel Paul is the face of this team: Redux 2 hours, 10 minutes ago
A while ago, I posted that this team belongs to Miguel Paul, and the more I watch them, the more I think that. It’s a team that show great athleticism and effort, but loses focus for crucial stretches, and makes questionable decisions sometimes. When I first posted this, Hiphopopotamus said that this was a
Hiphopopotamus wrote a new blog post: Two Down, One To Go 3 hours, 30 minutes ago
Goals one and two have officially been checked off the list. Now comes the biggie.
That’s three stern tests from our in-state rival Wildcats, and three tests passed with flying colors. Each had a different atmosphere. Each had its own unique style. But each eventually played out the same way. And
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skymonkeyhorn commented on the blog post Damion…prepare for glory 4 hours, 14 minutes ago
Kevy, I corrected it for you.
Two disarray equal = totally fucked up which is a good description of Texas at this point in time.
Florida State D would make Mason cry and Travolcity would refuse to step on the court .
The Cuse would still eat your shorts for breakfast after spending the night
Trips Right commented on the blog post Damion…prepare for glory 4 hours, 31 minutes ago
Kevin doesn’t have edit functions, so I fixed it for him. Dude can’t spell for shit.
Bob in Houston commented on the blog post Damion…prepare for glory 4 hours, 38 minutes ago
Florida State plays D like Texas used to play D. Texas might bust 40.
skymonkeyhorn commented on the blog post Big East Beast: The West Virginia Mountaineers 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
Kevy , That was a great game and Huggybear did his thing which is to manage a very good team that plays “old school” defense. I have always liked huggy because he always put out a defense that would have you talking to yourself when it was over and you lost by 10.
Great write up
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Farmer Ted wrote a new blog post: Castille Day 5 hours, 33 minutes ago
If you’re looking for something to do today, how about submitting your name for the NFL’s supplemental draft? Evidently anyone can do it, even Quentin Castille.
Pelini unceremoniously booted the once promising running back on August 22 for the usual mysterious undisclosed violation of team rules, ending Castille’s shot at the riches and fame of pro football.
Or so
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Another game vs. Kansas, another loss 8 hours, 51 minutes ago
honga. Forget it. It’s Chinatown. Fuck it, let’s go bowling.
Kansas is going to win it all. They have their shit toegther.
Great columns.
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Big East Beast: The West Virginia Mountaineers 9 hours, 30 minutes ago
Oh, and most importantly, fuck bandwagon Spike Lee. When does 30: Reggie Miller vs. NY Knicks come out?
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Big East Beast: The West Virginia Mountaineers 9 hours, 30 minutes ago
Kevin – That’s a great article and a great game.
I felt like the refs let a lot go. Love to see your Tourney officiating Primer. Who it helps and who it hurts in terms of teams and leagues.
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Metoyer Commits to OU and a Brief Commentary on Life 9 hours, 47 minutes ago
Baby Heupel. Fantastic. No more excuses about your writing output!
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admin commented on the blog post Masoli out for ’10–Did Kelly make the strongest play? 9 hours, 52 minutes ago
I know what Stoops DID do…
Are you alluding to the Burlington thing or something else?
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Masoli out for ’10–Did Kelly make the strongest play? 9 hours, 52 minutes ago
I know what Stoops DID do…
Is this the Burlington thing or something else?
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admin commented on the blog post Masoli out for ’10–Did Kelly make the strongest play? 9 hours, 52 minutes ago
I know what Stoops DID do…
Are you alluding to the Burlington thing or something else?
And what’s with these Oregon fuck sticks? Dudes, Uncle Phil will take care of you. Just pick up the Duck Phone.
Masoli had a bad history here in the Bay Area. Shaking kids down at Serra, I think.
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admin commented on the blog post Masoli out for ’10–Did Kelly make the strongest play? 9 hours, 52 minutes ago
I know what Stoops DID do…
Are you alluding to the Burlington thing or something else?
And what’s with these Oregon fuck sticks? Dudes, Uncle Phil will take care of you. Just pick up the Duck Phone.
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Trey Metoyer to OU 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
Jesus. Echoes of combinology. He plays college. First. He doesn’t need to be Usain Bolt. Or even Teddy Lehman. Kid’s a player.
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post The FanTake network guest lecture series 10 hours, 5 minutes ago
If the bloggers aren’t smart enough to figure it out, only Dez knows.
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Damion…prepare for glory 11 hours ago
Are you correcting yourself when you properly spell words with properly spelled words?
Sweet Jesus.
Been to the hot gates. F Ephialtes.
Ibas water bottle commented on the blog post The FanTake network guest lecture series 11 hours, 27 minutes ago
Whiskey as soon as I figure out what the flip cards are for you’ll be the first to know. Until then our opponents have to take an extra ten minutes trying to figure them out, Every minute they spend not working on stopping Kendal Hunter is a net gain for OSU.
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whiskey commented on the blog post The FanTake network guest lecture series 11 hours, 32 minutes ago
Good stuff Ibas. I think Gundy might be able to kick it up to the next level in short order if he plays his cards right. At some point you have to tell me what’s up with those crazy tic tac toe boards he uses to call offensive plays. I still have
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Nate Heupel commented on the blog post Trey Metoyer to OU 11 hours, 33 minutes ago
I’m not backing down from that comment. He doesn’t have the kind of top end speed you hope for, but his ball skills are insane. Watching his film, I don’t see him outrunning anyone. But no one is taking the ball from him.
He’s not actually “slow” per se, his speed
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Luke wrote a new blog post: Another game vs. Kansas, another loss 12 hours, 34 minutes ago
I’m not going to sit here and say Kansas State would have won tonight if Jacob Pullen would have been his usual self, but it sure would have been nice to find out.
Instead, Pullen scored just 13 and shot 5-17 from the field, including just 1 of 8 on threes, a few of which were
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Trips Right commented on the blog post Basketball Bets 3/12 12 hours, 39 minutes ago
Dick, we’ll see, but I’m not encouraged by OSU’s path to get to this point.
Diego, that’s great, glad you made some money.
Anyone have anything for tomorrow? I’m looking at Duke over again, and the Ohio State over. Not sure if I’m going to play anything. I may just sweat my
Kevin Berger wrote a new blog post: Big East Beast: The West Virginia Mountaineers 12 hours, 43 minutes ago
Bob Huggins doesn’t recruit basketball players he recruits tough guys who happen to play basketball. He did the same thing at Cincinnati with hard-nosed players like Danny Fortson and Steve Logan and he’s doing it for the West Virginia Mountaineers if tonight’s rough and tumble play was any indication.
In the
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Flamingmonkeyass said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I also liked the linked story of the teacher who accidently sent her students home with a DVD that contained a clip of her having sex on a couch. Six seconds? Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.
Trips Right said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
It’s not the six seconds. It’s what you think of yourself. Think about that.
BrickHorn said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?
Flamingmonkeyass said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Usually I’m fine with it. Then there’s the times that I’m not alone.
CrazyJoeDavola said:
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
“Who among us can honestly say they haven’t posed as a hooker only to drug and rob a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers?”
I can. OTOH, I often pose as a luchadorito in the hopes of attracting murderous hookers.
I have a mask and everything.
Parlin Hall said:
July 4th, 2009 at 3:48 am
“Hell for some us that isn’t a clip that’s the whole damn movie.”
Are you including credits? It takes time to list things like gaffer, key grip, and best boy, and I don’t think they should be a part of the running time on this.
Just my opinion.
Minnesotahorn said:
July 4th, 2009 at 4:02 am
It’s taken 29 years, 364 days and this post to figure out what I wanted to do when I grow up.
HenryJames said:
July 4th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Texoz said:
July 4th, 2009 at 6:45 am
Do you think the fake hookers gave it to them orally? Or was the poison administered with a little prick? Either way, that’s some poetic irony for you.
Elliott Pressley said:
July 4th, 2009 at 9:20 am
hmmmmmm…..anyone talked to Bob Wheeler lately?
Fred Travalena, Jr. said:
July 5th, 2009 at 8:24 am
These things always happen in 3’s.
First it was Farrah, the Gloved One and Fred Travalena, Sr.
Now it’s Steve McNair, La Parkita and Espectrito, Jr.
some AAU douche said:
July 5th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Ipowers has not posted since this incident. He was supposed to call when he got back from Mexico…