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More A&M Chancellor Drama

Posted by Doperbo on July 1st, 2009 under Uncategorized

Apparently the Faculty Senate at A&M, previously best known for successfully blending togas and Carhartts during floor deliberations, passed a resolution yesterday that results in a vote of ‘No Confidence’ for current Chancellor Mike McKinney. You may remember McKinney from Taylor’s excellent piece on the subject a few weeks ago. You may have also emailed his etch-a-sketch photo to numerous friends and family who’ve dissapointed you over the year as well, if not I highly recommend it.

In the interim BC staffers have obtained video footage of what most likely closely resembles the actual Faculty Senate debate.

There also appear to be more twists in store for McKinney, as evidenced by this excerpt from the From the Statesman Article.

    “This is not to say that the chancellor is a bad person,” Michael Benedik, a senator and biology professor, said in Wednesday’s Bryan-College Station Eagle. “In fact I’ve asked them repeatedly to take the phrase douchenozzle out of the resolution. Take the words literally. Do we have confidence in him as a leader? … I, for one, do not. It’s, like, the literal translation of the phrase, you know. Literally. It’s what it means. When you say it.”

It remains unclear at this time what effect the sordid events at A&M will have on Rick Perry’s hair.

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  1. Rick Perry is dead to me:

  2. McKinney’s performance review of the former president has to be read to be believed. He makes SailorRipley’s cocktail napkin performance reviews look professional.

    http://media.graytvinc.com/documents/Murano+Evaluation+and+Response.pdf

    Dude probably puts more thought into filling out the comment card at Applebee’s.

  3. That’s pretty accurate.

  4. Mine was written in blood.

    Wait until you see Trips’ review after the ipowers debacle. Ouch…

    Doperbo and Chooky have dropped to annual reviews from quarterly due to posting infrequency but any coverage of the trainwreck that is the A&M front office is par excellence in my book.

    The General just gets a private spanking.

  5. Doperbo, I know your a very busy man, but I really miss your essays.

  6. This is just his way of getting out of writing articles. Not fair!

  7. JJK/Carl wins the award for most aliases from one IP address. Going on 50+ … nice work.

    And in case it wasn’t obvious, Doperbo, you have a stalker in New Jersey. I guess we all do.

  8. I even enjoy Doperbo’s comments to articles posted. Guess he’s fading away…

  9. hahaha-he knows who it is-

  10. Circumvent that IP, let ‘em go figure.

  11. BrickHorn said:

    July 1st, 2009 at 11:55 am

    JJK/Carl wins the award for most aliases from one IP address. Going on 50+ … nice work.

    Over/under on number of actual humans who have posted on Barking Carnival: 3.

  12. springbranchhorn said:

    July 1st, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    I am tyring to tie JJK/Carl

  13. Horncasting said:

    July 1st, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    I’m confused. Does that napkin mean that SR wants to break up with HJ? He could at least wait until he’s finished.

  14. I’ve found Sailor’s performance reviews to be rather pleasant, if very brief.

    He shakes a lot. It’s odd.

  15. Barry Switzer said:

    July 1st, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Old McKinney just isn’t the same after he had that goal post stuck up his arse.

  16. Facebook User said:

    July 1st, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    I always shake a lot when I’m finished pissing.

  17. BatesHorn said:

    July 2nd, 2009 at 6:51 am

    teh gay is strong in this post (and I’m looking squarely at ya’ll, SR and HJ.)

  18. is it better to have several mildly interested stalkers or one highly committed stalker? judges?

    or we could email ken dorsey and ask him how he felt about ctj back in the day for some insight.

  19. If sneaking into Doperbo’s house to videotape him while he sleeps and later watching it in slow motion is wrong, I don’t want to be right. People are too judgemental these days.

  20. Sartarious.

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