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Pics of Sergio Kindle’s crash site

Posted by HenryJames on June 27th, 2009 under Football

When we at Barking Carnival heard about Sergio Kindle’s accident, we immediately dispatched our staff photographer to the scene to get some pictures. In other words, I drove by this morning and took some pictures with my iphone before I got breakfast tacos.

The accident occurred at 2704 Rio Grande, and the apartment into which Kindle drove is part of a huge complex. Rio Grande is two lanes but one way. The white truck wouldn’t normally be there at 2 am so it looks like Kindle hopped the curb and then ran into the building with his left front fender.

I wanted to reenact the scene like Vincent D’Onofrio reenacted the Kennedy assassination in ‘The Salton Sea,’ but Sailor Ripley was worried that some pigeons might get hurt. PETA fag.

So it looks like Kindle lost control while texting. Or he was influenced by Jefferson West’s advertising campaign.

“it’s the place to be…”

Apparently.

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  1. jimmyjazz said:

    June 27th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    “. . . so it looks like Kindle hopped the curb and then ran into the building with his left front fender.”

    It would be even better if he were travelling the wrong way on Rio Grande and took the building out with his RIGHT front fender.

  2. I lay fresh flowers there every day.

  3. I assumed that’s what the hispanic dudes were doing.

  4. Facebook User said:

    June 27th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    This appears to be a very elaborate frame job. Those guys are clearly breaking into that building.

  5. Minuteman said:

    June 27th, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Clearly, Kindle was opening a tunnel across the Mexican boder to allow these illegals to sneak in.

  6. Before I saw the picture I assumed he had managed to hop a curb and go through a parking lot and then hit an apartment. Those are fairly close to the street an (although unlikely) it is possible to hit that without being trashed on Crown.

    The circumstances make it unlikely (2AM, prior DWI, leaving without notifying anyone for 24 hours) and he has some selling to do with Mack Brown if he wants to play in our home opener.

  7. Princess Diana said:

    June 27th, 2009 at 11:42 am

    You call that a wreck? You Yanks are such pussies.

  8. Dude….

    Why not just throw a JFK/head shot reference while you are at it?

  9. As if you needed more proof that HenryJames is single, now you have it.

  10. Not to be a douche, but on most vehicles it is redundant to say “left front” or “right front” fender. Unless you’re driving a pick-up, you probably only have two.

  11. GraciePie said:

    June 27th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Back and to the right.

    Back…and to the right.

  12. The General said:

    June 27th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    mike adams, lovell pinckney, and that chinese restaurant remain unimpressed.

  13. They were obviously Asian Studies majors.

  14. This is all a big misunderstanding. There were some thirsty children in there the other day. I’m responsible. Oh yeah!

  15. Well, this is just fucking wonderful.

  16. Posting while driving on the 101. No buildings in sight. Need to give Sergio some lessons.

  17. just a misunderstanding – I’m sure he was just tried, coming back from doing a little volunteer work with the “Unwed Mothers of Austin”

  18. I just saw the pics. Much ado about nothing. I am not even sure that is illegal on west campus.

    True story. My old man borrowed a freshman’s brand new bronco circa 1972 and was doing donuts with it on the drag at 27th and Guadalupe at 2:00 AM until he lost control and drove it into a shoe repair store that was roughly where Burger King is now.

    He simply turned the car off, left the keys in it, and strolled over to the Sigma Chi house to sleep it off. There were no reprecussions.

  19. I don’t buy it. You can’t text from a Kindle.

  20. BillyRay BillyBob, All American said:

    June 29th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    Goes to show one should pay the premium rent and get off the ground-floor. Not much of a hole but the news did say if the tenant was studiously studying and not out drinking it up she would be dead.

    Hmmmm …. sounds like 2 lessons found here: pay the premium rent and studying too hard can kill.

  21. Your all flawed said:

    June 29th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    There’s another Barker blogger who is a card-carrying member of PETA but he chooses to remain anonymous (hint: he likes to make fun of Wild Westerners by writing the word “dude” alot-he hates that word>DUDE). I thought the video was violent. This is supposed to be a family-friendly blog.

  22. Pigeon is actually a delicacy in England and Ireland.

  23. El Douche said:

    June 29th, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Serg… Tell me it isn’t so! Mack should put your cahones in a vice then make you squat to pee! Oh well, sit out against Virgin State, then get 10 tackles a game and all iz forgiven!

  24. Metal Marine said:

    June 30th, 2009 at 2:55 am

    Hey Princes Diana. If it was not for Yanks, you’d be speaking German! The British are such Pussies!!!
    You started it. Leave it to a U.S. Marine to finish it!!! Idiot!!! Semper Fi………….

  25. Hey Princes Diana. If it was [sic] not for Yanks, you’d be speaking German!

    If it weren’t for George Washington, you’d be speaking English.

  26. I drove by the site today, and those pictures are deceiving. The place where he crashed is close enough to the garage entrance that someone who wasn’t paying attention while driving could hit it. Most students drive 30-35 going down that street, and if he was trying to turn into the garage while texting (stupid), that distance would be easy for car to cover.

    He definitely could have been drunk, and leaving the scene is questionable, but those who are arguing that him hitting the building is absolute proof that he was drunk are wrong.

  27. Henri Paul said:

    June 30th, 2009 at 8:44 am

    Sergio = novice

  28. Captain Longhorn said:

    June 30th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    ….uhhh, I hate to say it being an orangeblood and all, but the real question I have from this picture is how the heck a kid that grew up 2 blocks from the Cotton Bowl in one of the worst neighborhoods in the state can afford this $40,000 truck????

  29. That’s not his truck. It belonged to the workers.

  30. Hey ” Minute-man” ( I kind of wonder why they call u Minute_man )LOL
    Shut the F*** up! U Stupid Idiot!

  31. Willard (from the movie) said:

    July 1st, 2009 at 9:28 am

    TEAR HIM UP!!!

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