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1. Eskimohorn said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 8:22 am

   His mission: Sell lipstick to pigs. Or, selling pig lipstick.

2. Spider said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 8:33 am

   “The BCS, no matter how unpopular they might be, everybody has a right to tell their story,” Watts says. “That’s the American way.”

   So … the BCS is a person, now?

   I think Watts might have knocked himself silly, bouncing off Tom DeLay’s glass ceiling.

3. Ex-Miss California said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 8:38 am

   I think he has an excellent grasp of rights.

4. Perez Hilton said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 8:51 am

   What do you know about rights, bitch?

5. Scottish kilt said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 9:22 am

   Miss California-have you ever considered a face transplant? Nobody gives a shit about your stupid crown or what you think.JC Watts is a white man’s negro. Anything that comes out of Oklahoma…

6. Scottish kilt said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 9:24 am

   OU the worst state school and sports program ever.

7. Strom Thurmond said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 9:55 am

   J.C. Watts’ soul is blacker than my mistress.

8. Karl Rove said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 10:24 am

   I don’t understand? Why all the fuss?

9. Barack said:

   June 15th, 2009 at 10:30 am

   We need to solve college football’s failed policies of the past.

   I will name a czar to lead this process.

10. Rush Limbaugh said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    One time a black guy kicked me in the thyroid.

11. kilt said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Watts? He’s a white man’s negro. Miss Calli? She looks like a fuckin’ beaver-woman needs a face transplant. I don’t care about what she thinks or her dumb ass crown. Also, Oklahoma is ranked as one of the worst schools in the nation.

12. Joe Barton said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 10:43 am

    I suck CO2.

13. Joe Biden said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 10:45 am

    I wrote Flowers for Algernon.

14. Dexter Manley said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    I thoroughly enjoyed that book.

15. Kilt said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 10:50 am

    I would like to say to JC Watts no one wants to hear The Sooners story.

16. Sooners fan in Oklahoma City said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Nobody likes being ignored. Ignoring someone or something is cruel punishment. By all of you giving the Sooners so much “Press” it actually helps us. So go right on ahead, keep blogging about how we suck.

17. Kilt said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    I would have to agree with you,Sooners fan. The Sooners are a “non-issue”. They’ve always been a “non-issue”. Like everything else disgusting, they are not even worthy of being mentioned-ever.

18. retarded grasshopper said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 11:19 am

    i kinda like the Sooners.

19. Barry Switzer said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Hey, I personally recruited JC and he and I have recently opened a “Dunkin Donuts” in Norman.

20. Vasherized said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    So go right on ahead, keep blogging about how we suck.

    Why do you think this blog was started?

21. Captain Call said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Soonerfan–

    Oklahoma needs Texas.

    Texas doesn’t need Oklahoma.

    And that’s about all there is to it.

22. Vince Young said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    J.C. Watts do what J.C. Watts do.

23. NateHeupel said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Q: “Why do you think this blog was started?”

    A: Because Sailor Ripley thought he could make money off of letting other UT fans watch you, Trips, and srr give each other verbal handjobs.

    Captain Call:

    UT has never won a single national championship under a head coach who hasn’t either played or coached at OU prior. Your stadium is named after an OU All-American from Hollis, Oklahoma.

    Good job, dumbass. You just got demoted from Captain to Scipio’s “first mate”.

24. Eskimohorn said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Hollis, OK is a disputed territory which was stolen by the land thieves. As retribution, we took Royal.

    Oklahoma has never won a single GAME, let alone championship without

    1) Cheating (naturally)
    2) A player from Texas on the roster
    3) Ugly people in the stands at Gaylord Stadium
    4) Near beer
    5) Thugs
    6) Trailers
    7) Gas cards
    8) Free cars

    Good job, Nate. That just happened! [NateHeupel] Face Palm [NateHeupel]

    Cue: Crying Soonerkids/fat bandmember crying.

25. Spider said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    UT has never won a single national championship under a head coach who hasn’t either played or coached at OU prior.

    Behold: the value of an OU diploma.

    Stoops is from Ohio. Switzer was from Arkysaw.

    Sierra Tango Foxtrot Whiskey?

26. sooner unto death said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    “She looks like a fuckin’ beaver-woman needs a face transplant. I don’t care about what she thinks or her dumb ass crown”

    Hey, if you guys over in Texas are too good for her, shit man, we’ll be more than happy to take her off your hands over here in Oklahoma. Don’t know about Austin, but we are awfully fond of “beavers” and “asses” (female) here in Oklahoma. Maybe that’s why Austin is thought to be the “ass crown” of the gay world in the Mid-West?

    “Soonerfan–Oklahoma needs Texas. Texas doesn’t need Oklahoma. And that’s about all there is to it.”

    Yea, and that’s what we do. We take the leftovers y’all don’t want and we kick your asses with them. How many B12 Championships have y’all won since we have been kicking your asses with your leftovers? Now, “that’s about all there is to it”.

27. Huckleberry said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    If only your user name were accurate.

28. Spider said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    How many B12 Championships have y’all won since we have been kicking your asses with your leftovers?

    How many BCS bowls have y’all won during your 1 – 3 stretch against Texas?

29. Spider said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

30. Uncle Bevo said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    I have an uncle named Tom. Good thing the BCS does, too.

    Hook ‘em.

31. 8straight said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Nate- Speaking of handjobs. You seem to enjoy watching handjobs. You keep coming back.

32. Ron Burgundy said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Brick killed a guy with a trident.

33. Faggy Assball said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Do you teams from weaker conferences really want to end the BCS system or are you guys just talking half-heartedly about it and really hoping it doesn’t end? Think about it, without the phoney affirmative action promotion of the BCS, could a team from a weaker conference, like the Horns, ever realistically make it to the MNC game?

    If the two strongest teams in the nation faced each other, and if they really were the two strongest teams in truth, then just about every year, year in and year out, two SEC teams would be playing for all the marbles in the MNC game. If a legitimate playoff system was enacted and the SEC teams were allowed to show their superiority, SEC playing SEC would be the end result more often than not.

    I repeat, do you Horns really want to be bitching about the BCS. Hell, the phoniness of the BCS is the best chance for you guys to luck into another MNC game, considering the the weakness of the conference you all play in.

    Also, hope you guys make to the Championship game so that the Tigers can be guaranteed the National Title. Unquestionably, we would bash the brains out of your weak, puny hitting team. SEC rules in more than just football.

34. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Hang on, guys, I got this one…

    Hey, Tiger Baseball: GERRY DINARDO!!!!!!

    Now, that out to send him into a quivering slobbering mess for a little while, buy us a little peace.

    Don’t worry, when he comes back, I’ll hit him with a Mike Archer.

35. PatronSaint said:

    June 15th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Trolling is generally more effective when you use a touch of subtlety.

    Happy to help.

36. Levander Williams said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 5:09 am

    Didn’t LSU win an MNC with two regular season losses a couple of years ago? I doubt you all would have made the game without the BCS black box to get you in.

    I’m more than happy to see teams settle things on the field – the outcome will be what it will be, and we can settle this SEC ‘dominance’ myth once and for all.

37. Captain Call said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 6:38 am

    Nate–

    I was going to respond, but I relinquish my time to the gentleman asking about your enjoyment of watching handjobs. We will await your response on that messy subject.

    Tiger–If only you knew what you (don’t) have in Les Miles. Two of the best three teams in the nation last year were from the Big XII…sorry to break it to you. And there’s nobody this year that’s going to challenge Florida, either.

38. Mack Brown said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 6:55 am

    I’d beg to differ.

39. Captain Call said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 6:58 am

    Nobody from the SEC, Mack…

    My apologies.

40. Bama said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    If the two strongest teams in the nation faced each other, and if they really were the two strongest teams in truth, then just about every year, year in and year out, two SEC teams would be playing for all the marbles in the MNC game.

    I was the second best team in the country last year?

41. Department of Redundancy Department - Grammar Division said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    If the two strongest teams in the nation faced each other, and if they really were the two strongest teams in truth, then just about every year, year in and year out, two SEC teams would be playing for all the marbles in the MNC game

    Hi!

42. Huckleberry said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Hahaha. Tiger Bashball is funny.

    The last time the SEC had the two best teams in the country was never. The conference is strong because it consistently puts out a bunch of Top 15 caliber teams, and in some years a handful of top ten teams. But don’t get crazy. It’s not like they’ve ever had a year like the Big 8 had in 1971.

43. Faggy Assball said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    “Two of the best three teams in the nation last year were from the Big XII…sorry to break it to you”

    How are you breaking this to me and with what support? Is it with the B12 South bowl records last year? As evidence of your conference’s once in a generation dominance, you guys went, what? 1 out of 4. Where the hell does all this B12 arrogance come from?

    Since you number crunching geeks love to fathom out meaningless numbers and stats on this site so much, why don’t you guys chart out the B12 South’s offensive deflation in the bowl games, when you guys were not facing the cupcake B12 D’s and then get back to me about this so called B12 dominance. Talk about a myth. The only question would be which crash was worse, the recent stock market collapse or the combined B12 offensive numbers in their bowl games?

    Remember, Ole Miss did what you Longhorns could not do: we dominated, embarrassed, and beat the living crap out of an extremely overrated Tech team. Chances are that if last year’s Ole Miss team was lucky enough to be in the B12, they would have been the best team and won the conference.

    Look at the recruit rankings. The SEC has five teams in the top ten; the Big 12 has only one, you guys. If you boys were in the SEC, you don’t think you guys would be crying all the time about how a two loss Texas team in SEC play is better than an undefeated team from a conference like the B12. Playing in the SEC is like playing an Oklahoma three to four times a year, instead of just once as it is in the B12. How can you football know-it-all guys even compare the two conferences? The difference in the level of play between the two is like night and day.

44. intellectual type said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    I’m tired of the SEC. No one cares anymore guy, just leave. You came to a UT blog to be a douche bag and succeeded. Your work is done. Thanks for sharing.

45. 8straight said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Not to get off subject but Texas’ last four baseball national championships have come at expense of the mighty SEC.

46. Faggy Assball said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Your wish is my command, intellectual type. I am gone. I just wanted to expose all the UT calling for an end to the BCS for what it really is: alot of overblown pretense and posturing. You guys really do not want a full blown playoff system where the SEC is allowed a true representation of its strength. If that was allowed to happen, it maybe another 50 years or so before you guys lucked into another MNC. We would all be dead or gasping for our last breath before you all saw another MNC trophy in your hands again.

    Go ahead and keep on bitching about the BCS and about it is to blame and how it keeps you all from being champions, if you guys want to flame and fume about not being champs. Just know this, we over here in SEC land just chuckle at it all and know better than to take any of all that hot air coming out of Austin seriously.

47. Captain Call said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Here’s why the SEC is a bunch of circle-jerking homosexuals.

    Your name is “TigerBashball” but you refer to Ole Miss as “we.” As in…”Remember, Ole Miss did what you Longhorns could not do: we dominated, embarrassed, and beat the living crap out of an extremely overrated Tech team.”

    What the fuck is it about you SEC boys that you love to be in one another’s jockstraps. Reality check time:

    YOU (Ole Miss) lost to Vandy. The end. Don’t give me shit about overrated teams when you’re losing to Vandy and South Carolina.

    Texas and Oklahoma would have blasted any team from your league, save for Florida.

    None of LSU, Ole Miss, Georgia, South Carolina, Vandy (ha!), the list goes on…could have stayed on the same field with us.

    And you can’t this year, either.

    You’re welcome for your quarterback.

48. PatronSaint said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    I should have gone to The University of SEC. While the walk between classes is a bitch, it would be fun to see my team play 80 games a year.

    A recap of my rooting interests this year:

    Florida beats OU by ten. Texas beats OU by ten. Advantage Florida.

    Texas embarrasses Arkansas. LSU loses to Arkansas. Advantage LSU.

    Big XII number 2 team beats tOSU in bowl. SEC number 2 team rocked by Utah in bowl. Advantage SEC.

    Clearly SEC > Big XII. Or LSU > UT. Or SEC > UT. Or whoever it is that I would be rooting for at any given moment.

49. Georgia and Tennessee said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Hi! We were the co 2nd best teams in the world in 2007 at 11-2 and 9-4 respectively. These performances were so powerful that one of us fired our coach a year later.

    Then we hired the Kiffin family.

50. Arkansas said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Hi! According to SEC logic, I was the second best team in the country in 2006 despite the fact that I lost my last three games that year and finished a pedestrian 10-4!

    My performance was so powerful my coach would get fired one year later!

51. Georgia and LSU said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    We were co awesomosity champions in 2005 at 10-3 and 11-2 respectively. Our ridiculous greatnessness caused the entire college football world to ignore us because we were irrelevant that year. But, it is obvious we were as good as undefeated Texas and once defeated ESPN Proclaimed Master’s of the Universe Southern Cal

52. Vandy said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Let me get in on this party.

    I could….er….beat Iowa State….maybe?

53. Pete Carroll said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Tiger Bashball is right. I have only outscored the SEC 167-48 in the 4 games we played them. Do you know how hard it is to hold USC to 42 points a game and manage to score 12 points a game on my D?

    Meanwhile, we beat Texas much worse than that, ask Leinhart.

54. Pete Carroll said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    We were much worse than the top two SEC teams in 2003, 2004 and 2005. Wouldn’t have had a chance against those SEC defenses.

55. ACC football power said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Our conference could only win 6 out of 10 against the SEC last year. Everyone knows the ACC is so totally awesome in football. I mean, we are like a shittier version of the Big East.

56. The Forward Pass said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Has anyone seen me in SEC country? I am a new fangled invention that doesn’t work against those blazing fast SEC defenses.

57. Waffle House Applicant said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Education: University of SEC at SEC
    Major: SECology
    Interests: SEC
    Experience: SEC
    Other: SEC

58. SEC me after class said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Oh, and don’t forget the trump card we hold: Our best team, the mighty Florida Gators, holder of just one measly interconference loss at the Swamp, beat your best team, the OU Sooners, on a neutral field by 10 points.

    If that doesn’t show how much better our conference is – like, night-and-day better – than the stupid Big 12, I don’t what else would.

    Stupid Longhorns.

59. Coach Fran said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    It was a lot easier winning in the Big 12 than in the SEC.

60. Lester Miles said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    What Fran said.

61. Michelle said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    OU is a shit school. Graduating from OU is like having a GED. You can’t compare UT with OU.

62. Colby said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    SEC me after class
    June 16, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Oh, and don’t forget the trump card we hold: Our best team, the mighty Florida Gators, holder of just one measly interconference loss at the Swamp, beat your best team, the OU Sooners, on a neutral field by 10 points.
    If that doesn’t show how much better our conference is – like, night-and-day better – than the stupid Big 12, I don’t what else would.
    Stupid Longhorns.

    Umm, you beat OU on a neutral field by 10 points, huh? Hmmm.

63. 2009 Sugar Bowl said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    OH HAI!!!

64. 2006 Sugar Bowl said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    ME TOO!!!

65. 2003 Cotton Bowl said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    UH oH!!!

66. 2005 Capital One Bowl said:

    June 16th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    D’OH!!!

67. Marisa said:

    July 19th, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    If you hate the sooners, you will get a kick out of this, the sooners all offense convict team.

    I love it!

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